Former child star Christina Ricci is now making her living hosting sex toy parties in Los Angeles. As you can see in the photo above Christina Ricci and her flamboyantly gay Asian male assistant are showing off the latest sex device to the delight of horny party-goers.
Christina is starting to crouch down in her short dress to prepare herself to insert the glowing orb into her well used snatch. Sources at the party confirmed that Christina easily took this and many other sex toys into her various orifices. By the end of the night Christina walked away with nearly a dozen orders, which she should see a handsome commission on.
I must congratulate Christina Ricci because performing sex acts at parties to sell sex toys is much less morally offensive then the movies she use to make in Hollywood. There is obviously still hope for her soul yet. Allahu Akbar!
Actress Hilary Duff was caught licking a sex toy (possibly her own) in the animated gif below.
This sex toy is probably the very same one Hilary Duff shoves into her various orifices to simulate sex with strange men. Let that disturbing mental image just settle in for a min before you view this disgusting gif.
As you can see Hilary Duff is a repulsive floozy who gets her kicks from licking sex toys, and Allah only knows what else. Hilary is a menace to decent society and should be prosecuted for crimes against Islam immediately.
There is an old saying that if you “spare the rod you spoil the child”. However, it appears that in Hilary Duff’s case that even if you give her the rod she will just lick it and stick it inside her. Her parents really can not win with her.
Taylor Swift has no class. Just look at this sickening photo in which she poses for a picture with a pink sex toy. Disgusting.
Unable to find a real boyfriend, Taylor has resorted to pretending that this over-sized pink dildo is her man. Sources say that Taylor and the pseudo-phallus are inseparable. She takes it to concerts, clubs, and even brings it along when she meets with her fans.
What kind of message does this revolting public display send to children? Before you know it, we’ll have high-school girls ditching their boyfriends and taking their vibrators to prom. There will be a break down of the social order. Men will find themselves relegated to second-class citizens. Taylor Swift should be ashamed of herself.
Good news fellow Twihards the day we’ve all been waiting for is here. The good people of Japan have made a plush Edward sex toy.
Finally our lonely nights of masturbating into socks with Robert Pattinson’s face stapled on the top of them are over. Now we’ll really be able to go to town on that sexy vampire body, and give it something to suck on.
I personally ordered 6 of these. They are going to be my own personal vampire sex convent. We are going to sit around in the dark drinking tomato juice and talking about our feelings. Then I’m thinking we’ll have a good cry for maybe 30 to 45 minutes before I drill some holes in these bad boys and f*ck the unliving sh*t out of them.
