Closeted British homosexual Russell Brand blindsided wife Katy Perry when he filed for divorce Friday December 30th citing irreconcilable differences. “Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage,” he said in a statement to PEOPLE “I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.”

Feeling betrayed Katy Perry did what any desperate, attention starved infidel whore would do, she released a statement of her own, to an unknown source saying, “I gave my heart, soul, and ass virginity to a man that didn’t appreciate me and filed for divorce behind my back like a coward.”

An off the record comment was overheard when Perry joked with fellow pop star whore and friend Rihanna about leaking a sex tape starring Brand and herself which Katy described as “A visual exploration of a rape fantasy meets an aristocrats joke.” adding that “I have nothing to remember him by except this video and the occasional genital herpes outbreak, but I’m going to make HIM remember me forever”

No word yet on when the Katy Perry Russell Brand sex tape will be leaked, but I for one will welcome it’s release with open eyes, a bottle of camel spit, and a steady hand.

Knowing what we do about Justin Bieber one can only imagine that this is exactly how a heterosexual encounter with him would go.

Here is the account Mariah gave of sex with Justin, compare it to the video and judge for yourself.

“Immediately, it was obvious that we were mutually attracted to one another, and we began to kiss. Shortly thereafter, Justin Bieber suggested that I go with him to a private place where we could be alone.
“I agreed to go with him and on the walk to a private area, he told me he wanted to make love to me and this was going to be his first time.
“After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone — a bathroom.
“We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to f*ck the sh*t out of me. At the time I asked him to put a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to. In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to feel everything. He was on top of me with my legs around him. At the time I was on top of some type of shelf. The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds.”

TMZ reported earlier today that a 2pac sex tape has just surfaced and may soon be appearing online.

Well little did TMZ know that we here at Celeb Jihad have already obtained an exclusive clip from the 2pac sex tape video through various back channel networks and have posted it below.

So here for the first time ever online is the 2pac sex tape video, but be warned this clip is extremely NSFW. Enjoy!

We have just received an exclusive preview of the Arnold Schwarzenegger sex tape video!

As you can see in the video below Arnold mounts his former maid Mildred Baena (who appears to be in heat), and proceeds to pound away at her swollen hindquarters.

Arnold Schwarzenegger definitely gives that horny bitch his all before having to vomit and then licking it up. Really hot stuff!

If it is half as good as this preview then the Arnold Schwarzenegger sex tape is going to be far and away the best celebrity sex tape of all time.

US intelligence sources have uncovered an Osama Bin Laden sex tape, from the computers seized during the raid on his Abbottabad compound by the Navy Seals team on Sunday.

CIA officers were able to access the sex tape from Bin Laden’s hard drive, and it reportedly features Osama participating in a threesome with 2 of his wives.

“Osama receives oral sex from the two young women and then proceeds to take them both from behind for almost 3 hours.” said an inside source on the condition of anonymity.

No word yet if the US government will be releasing the Osama sex tape, but rumors are swirling that they are already in talks with Vivid Entertainment (the company behind the Kim Kardashian and Kendra sex tapes) to release the Osama sex tape sometime this summer.

We have just received exclusive video of the Tila Tequila sex tape.

I’m afraid that Tila’s good girl image will be forever tarnished after this tape. Not only because she was filmed having a lesbian threesome, because after all girls will be girls, but because she has black labia.

Everyone who has read the Qur’an knows that black labia are the mark of a whore. Tila Tequila’s sex tape exposes her black labia for the world to see and she will be forever shamed for it.

Tila Tequila’s sex tape is titled “Tila Tequila Uncorked”. This video certainly does uncork the darkness hidden in Tila Tequila’s panties, but don’t take my word for it, check out the exclusive video from Tila Tequila’s sex tape below and see for yourself.

See the Full Tape Here

America’s sweetheart Tila Tequila has finally been corrupted, and of course it is the Zionists who control Hollywood that are to blame.

According to our sources close to the Tequila clan, Tila is heartbroken about the upcoming release of her sex tape titled “Tila Tequila Uncorked”. Which features the doe faced Tila losing her innocence on film to 2 other girls, who are probably Mossad agents.

The Zionists have longed to corrupt Tila Tequila and thus humiliate the gentile Asian race. Tila, being the pillar of morals and virtue that she is, resisted their attempts admirably. However, she relaxed for one moment 2 months ago and next thing she knew she was having sex with 2 other girls on camera. That is how these sneaky Zionists work!

Let Tila Tequila’s sex tape serve as an example that there can be no morals or decency in Hollywood while the Zionists control the strings. If a girl like Tila Tequila can get caught having a lesbian threesome on tape then it literally could happen to anyone.

Troubled teen Disney star Demi Lovato, who recently escaped from rehab after just 3 short months, had the above racy half naked pictures leaked to the Internet today.

Who is behind the leak is still unknown, but I would be willing to speculate that it is either a drug dealer Demi owes money too, the Obama administration to the distract public from the economic crisis, or Demi Lovato herself because she is just that deranged.

Furthermore these pictures appear to be from a video. Could that video be the inevitable Demi Lovato sex tape I have been predicting for years? Probably!

Demi Lovato is a severely twisted and disturbed young lady. She is a menace to society and constantly in violation of Sharia law. Demi obviously needs to be institutionalized post-haste before she does any more damage to herself and offends Allah further with her sluttery. Allahu Akbar!

We have just received exclusive video of the Karissa Shannon sex tape.

What a surprise another day and another infidel whore trying to strike it rich by having sex with a black guy on camera. This time the infidel whore is Karissa Shannon who was a Playboy model and briefly pretended to date Hugh Hefner for the show “The Girls Next Door”.

When did the rumor start that black guys ejaculate fame and money? Stupid Western sluts like Karissa Shannon seem to think that by getting their well used holes stretched on a sex tape by a black they will suddenly become America’s sweetheart. In my village the only women that sleep with blacks are the fat ones, and they certainly aren’t proud of it and would never record it.

Here is the video from Karissa Shannon’s sex tape aptly titled “Karissa Shannon Superstar” because I’m sure you degenerate kuffar Westerners will worship Karissa for the sick sexual perversions she performs on this tape.

See the Full Tape Here

We have just received exclusive video of the Montana Fishburne sex tape.

Montana Fishburne is the daughter of famed actor Laurence Fishburne, and she is a real inspiration for young girls in the West. After growing up shackled with the hardship of wealth and opportunity, she was able to overcome the odds and now she has her very own sex tape.

After watching the following video from Montana Fishburne’s sex tape (repeatedly) I believe she is a once and a generation talent, and will fulfill and then surpass her dreams of being a famous actress.

Montana’s Fishburne sex tape is aptly titled “Montana Exposed” which is an obvious reference to the state of Montana having harsh weather. However, it could also be interrupted as the daughter of a famous actor being exposed as a c*ck hungry whore.

This video certainly does expose Montana Fishburne, but don’t take my word for it. If you take the blue pill and you hit the back button you leave this page and believe whatever you want to believe about Montana Fishburne. If you take the red pill, you stroll down and hit play on the video below and I show you how deep Montana Fishburne’s rabbit-hole goes with an exclusive video from Montana Fishburne’s sex tape.

See the Full Tape Here