Are these the first leaked screen caps from the former Miss California Carrie Prejean’s sex tape? If they are then it looks like we are in for a treat.

Various sources are starting to report that the 2 night vision images below are screen shots from Carrie Prejean’s sex tape in which she twiddles her Christ bean on camera. I definitely think the girl in the screen caps looks like Carrie Prejean. Her body is what I’d imagine Carrie’s would look like naked, and believe you me I’ve put A LOT of thought into it.

I’ve included a couple other pics of Carrie Prejean from the same time period, so you can judge for yourself. Trust me when I tell you we will be posting the sex tape as soon as it leaks.

The video below is a leaked preview of the Carmen Electra lesbian sex tape. Did you know there was a Carmen Electra lesbian sex tape? Neither did I. Frankly I am not surprised, but I am pretty damn pissed that only a preview has been leaked.

So now I have to wait for the full Carmen Electra lesbian sex tape to be leaked? I am already waiting for those damn Carrie Prejean sex tapes to come out. I don’t think I can take much more of this.

If the Carmen Electra and Carrie Prejean sex tapes are not leaked soon I’m going to starting issuing fatwas! Trust me you wouldn’t like me when I fatwa!

Here is the preview of the Carmen Electra lesbian sex tape.

After lying and denying it was her, Carrie Prejean has now finally admitted that she once made a tape of herself masturbating. Well apparently that isn’t the whole truth either.

Reports are now coming out that there are 8 sex tape of Carrie Prejean, all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her own body in an alluring manner. Carrie can be heard moaning on a few of the tapes.

There are also at least 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

As soon as these leak to the Internet we will be posting them… well maybe not right away, we may have to “review” them for a few hours first. I thank Allah that my penis doesn’t have ears, so I don’t care how stupid this chick is.

Well the inevitable has happened, the Carrie Prejean (Miss California) sex tape has been leaked to the Internet.

I agree with Carrie Prejean that same sex marriage should not be made legal, but I still find her stance on the subject morally weak. How about actually standing for something Carrie? How about being a righteous woman and promoting Islamic law, for it is the one true law praise be to Allah.

Islamic law is very clear, not only should sodomites not be allowed to marry, they should be castrated with a curved sword, then whipped in the town square until they are straight. If Carrie Prejean was truly a moral woman she would have said that… oh and she wouldn’t have made a sex tape.

Anyway here is the Carrie Prejean sex tape.

Leighton Meester is the star of the CW show “Gossip Girl”, but if you are like me then you probably know her as the girl who was supposed to have a sex tape leak like 4 months ago.

What the hell has happened to this country, that all of a sudden celebrities can get their sex tapes blocked from the public? You know what country didn’t have any celebrity sex tapes? Nazi Germany! Think about that!

I thought this was the “land of the free”, but it seems the only freedom “the man” is interested in protecting are celebrity’s freedom to film a sex tape, and not our God (Allah) given right to pleasure ourselves to said sex tape furiously in the dark.

Anyway here are some pics of the oppressor Leighton Meester showing her bra in Rolling Stone magazine. I’d rather watch her getting railed, but I guess this will have to do for now.

Selena Gomez the star of the Disney show “Wizards of Waverly Place”, and her future sex tape “Jizzards in my Naughty Place” is in final negotiations to star in New Line’s upcoming feature film “What Boys Want”.

In the film Selena will play a teenage girl who can hear what men are thinking. I can only assume that she will be so disgusted by what she hears that she will become a militant dyke. Then she will travel around the country killing men, only to be shot and killed in a epic shootout with the police. Her body will then be feed to sharks and the sharks will thrown into a volcano.

Or she’ll meet some feminine looking guy who only has sweet thoughts about her and fall in love. The writers are probably split on which direction they’ll take.

The latest celebrity sex tape features Grey’s Anatomy’s Eric Dane, his wife Noxzema girl Rebecca Gayheart, and former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche.

Unfortunately, this “sex tape” doesn’t contain any, you know, sex. It’s just a disappointing video of three high, naked people hanging out around a hot tub. Eric doesn’t even Noxzema Rebecca’s face!

Anyway here is the video. I suggest fast forwarding to the end where you can actually get some decent shots of Rebecca and Kari Ann naked together.