Selena Gomez spreads her legs while laying in bed in the nude photo above.
Leave it to a typical lazy Mexican like Selena Gomez to not even bother getting out of bed after her “siesta” to prostitute her sinful nude body. I guess Selena figures that if she airs out her lady hole the smell of rotten flautas and refried beans will attract her male suitors.
It is one thing for Selena Gomez to be a brazen Jezebel, but she does not have to be slothful about it. Take pride in your work Selena, and go out there and whore that ass as you have been trained to do since your days working on the Disney channel. For remember the old Mexican saying, “the donkey will not come to you, you must go to the donkey”.
Selena Gomez performs an extremely slutty Mexican hat dance in a crop top and tight black leather short shorts in the GIF above.
The Mexican hat dance or “Jarabe Tapatío” is a proud custom in heathen Mexico, and traditionally involves a group of lazy tequila drunk Mexicans stumbling around a dirty sombrero that has fallen on the floor. However, Selena Gomez is an innovator and appears to have added a new sexual element to the dance by sticking her barely covered booty out while she twirls around the sombrero.
No doubt this Selena Gomez Mexican hat dance will soon become all the rage from Guadalajara to Chihuahua, causing a sharp spike in the already high Mexican birth rate resulting in an even larger influx of Mexican bottom feeders pouring into the United States. This wave of immigrants will tax the American infrastructure and finally cause it to collapse, and us Muslims will pounce and establish our caliphate and purge the lands of the infidels. And it will all be thanks to Selena Gomez and this slutty Mexican hat dance.
We here at CelebJihad are proud to announce that we have just launched the first ever Islamic extremist approved webcam site, CJcams.
To celebrate this historic occasion we are ready to offer 1 million dinars (approx $2,531 US dollars) to procure the top celebrity webcam slut to put on an exclusive strip show for the site. Unfortunately we have not been able to decide which celebrity webcam whore to make this most generous of offers to, so we’ve complied the top 6 contenders in the video below, and ask that our fellow Jihadists provide their input on who they would most like to see degrade themselves on cam.
As you can see the choices from the video above are Ariana Grande, Debby Ryan, Jessica Alba, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Victoria Justice. Personally I am leaning more towards Victoria Justice as she seems willing to incorporate animals into her live show.
Yes this is an exciting time to be a Jihadist for not only are we defeating the infidel crusaders in Iraq and Afghanistan, but we have the #1 celebrity gossip website and now the #1 webcam site. For rest assured that I have personally inspected every girl on CJcams to ensure that they are all of the highest quality, and are extremely obedient. In fact even my own lovely sister Rabia performs on the site (as you can see in the video below), making CJcams a family business.
So what are you waiting for? Check out CJcams now as it is free to join, and unlike those other webcam sites we don’t pull any Jew tricks like making viewers buy tokens. If you take a liking to one of the slave girls you simply pay (discreetly billed) for the minutes you use her in a private chat. Personally I like to have the girls put on more clothes while they view and compliment my enormous Muslim manhood through my webcam, and I preach to them from the holy Qur’an and berate them for their sinful life choices… but to each their own.
Selena Gomez lifts up her dress and flashes her vagina while out shopping for the holidays in the disturbing photo above.
Of course this vagina flashing was inevitable as Selena is just doing what she has been trained to do from her years working as a child star on the Disney channel, and in the Tijuana donkey shows before that. It is simply ingrained in Selena to show off her sinful sex organs whenever she is in front of a camera or wants to get something, and unfortunately this photo is the perfect storm as Selena wants to get that ugly shirt and is on camera.
No doubt Selena Gomez gets great deals on her holiday shopping by flashing her meat wallet in stores like this. Whether those discounts come from perverted store owners enjoying the view of her baby cave or persnickety ones worried about the ungodly stink from her lady bits infecting their merchandise, doesn’t matter much to Selena as long as she gets what she wants.
Selena Gomez thought she could get away with mocking Islam by not wearing a bra in a shoddy thin burka at the American Music Awards, but she was wrong and now the joke is on her.
As you can see in the photos below, scientists at the Celeb Jihad Research Institute in Riyadh were able to adjust the filters on Selena’s braless photos (using a technique known as X-raying) to expose Selena Gomez’s shameful nipples for all the world to see.
Now that Selena’s saggy sad tit flesh has been revealed, we fully expect morality charges to be brought against her in Shariah court. Once Selena is brought to justice, she will certainly have no answer for her numerous crimes of the flesh, and the sentence passed down will no doubt be lapidation. Then there will be much celebrating throughout the civilized Muslim world, with AK-47s shot into the air, and Toyota trucks packed with revelers racing through the streets blasting their horns while the sweet smell of gasoline soaked American flags burning wafts through the air.
Selena Gomez completely embarrassed herself while not wearing a bra at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles last night.
As you can see in the photos below, when Selena Gomez wasn’t flaunting deep cleavage while in the audience dyking out with Taylor Swift and her girlfriend Karlie Kloss, she was performing on stage crying about how much she misses Justin Bieber’s tiny pecker inside of her, and mocking Islam by walking the red carpet in a flimsy burka with her nipples clearly poking through the fabric.
Yes Selena Gomez made quite the fool out of herself as she paraded her sloppy Mexican tits around the AMAs. Thank Allah Selena’s voice sounds worse then the whining of the mules back in her donkey show days in Tijuana, for this should be the last time Selena ever gets invited to the AMAs (or any music related award show for that matter).