Selena Gomez tries anal sex for the first time, and commemorates the occasion in the hilarious photo above.
Of course it is hard to believe that a tremendous slut like Selena Gomez would go this long without getting her butthole stretched. However, in all her years of dating Justin Bieber the copious amounts of butt sex they had exclusively involved Selena pegging Justin in the ass with her 9 inch black strap-on.
Thankfully Selena’s first anal experience was worth the wait, as the stupid expression on her face as she gets her anus plowed in this photo is certainly priceless. It is just unfortunate that it wasn’t a Muslim man’s enormous manhood busting through Selena’s butt cheeks, as the look of excruciating pain and sheer terror from just the tip penetrating her sphincter would have been down right hysterical.
Selena Gomez poses topless but covers her breasts in the pictures below from the new issue of V Magazine. It is clear from these photos that Selena Gomez is finally becoming the chunky frizzy haired Mexican slut that we always knew that she was.
Just by looking at these pics one could easily imagine Selena riding on the back of her pimp’s donkey through some small dusty Mexican town, coyly flashing her mocha titties to the poor farmers to advertise her wares. In the morning Selena would rinse her lady holes out at the town well, before using the few pesos she made the night before to buy a breakfast burrito to sustain her for the day, then it is off to the next town.
Yes that is certainly the life a girl like Selena Gomez should be leading. That fact that she has achieved fame and fortune in the heathen United States just goes to show what a broken and backwards culture it has.
Selena Gomez debuts her new sultry look while posing completely topless in tiny black panties and sheer thigh high stockings in the photo above.
Clearly Selena has reach an impasse in her career, as her acting roles have diminished and her music has never really caught on. If Selena wants to make it in the entertainment industry, and not have her working papers revoked and get sent back to the donkey shows in Tijuana, then she is going to have to start peddling her sinful nude feminine flesh for attention.
This topless photo is a good start, but if Selena is going to become a household name and secure her place in the depraved infidel public’s collective consciousness then she is going to have to do something completely outrageous like form a human centipede with her lesbo lover Cara Delevingne in front and her ex Justin Bieber bring up the caboose.
A naked Selena Gomez gets her little taco hole fingered while she sucks on a man burrito in the shameful blowjob photo above.
Selena looks extremely confused in this blowjob pic. It is almost like she is shocked that this man’s penis isn’t 2 inches, crooked, and doesn’t taste like Lil Za’s asshole like her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber’s teeny weenie peenie did. Or perhaps Selena is just surprised to be sucking a human dick again after spending some time back in her hometown of Tijuana working the donkey shows.
Regardless of the reason for her expression, one thing is for certain looking at this photo… Selena Gomez loves to suck cock. It is just a shame for her that she will never know the unimaginable pleasure that comes from gagging on a Muslim’s mighty meat scud while it completely clogs her windpipe and pulverizes her tonsils, as she is a haram whore.
Selena Gomez looked fat and gay at the InStyle Golden Globes after party, while pressing her gunt (the fat bulge between her waist and genitals) against her lesboqueer lover model Cara Delevingne.
Yes Selena has clearly had a few too many churros this holiday season, as she has put on some serious weight. Of course as a Mexican woman it is inevitable that Selena will soon turn into a disgusting squat pig of a woman, and start crapping out bastard children.
The only thing that has kept this from happening already is the fact that Selena is such a c*nt hungry rug muncher. For if Selena wasn’t burning calories pawing the likes of Cara Delevingne in these photos, she’d no doubt be stuffing her face with enchiladas while getting impregnated by some day laborer in the restroom of a Del Taco.
Selena Gomez spent her holidays getting her orifices stretched by the tunic snakes of us virile Muslim men while touring harems in the Middle East. However, it was in Dubai were Selena finally found an emotional connection that would be reciprocated from Muslimina model Gigi Hadid.
As you can see in the photos below, Selena and Gigi had a torrid love affair while in Dubai, and enjoyed frolicking out in the desert and partying with their fellow concubines and one smooth chested Bacha Bazi (dancing boy).
Many in the West may want to know who is this Gigi Hadid who has won Selena’s heart and now occupies her lady chalupa. Well much like myself Gigi is an immigrant who was taken from her home in the beautiful Middle East (in her case Palestine), and was forced to live in the heathen cesspool that is Los Angeles, California.
As you can see in the photos below, Gigi Hadid is completely average looking by Middle Eastern standards, but in the homely West she is considered exquisitely beautiful and so Gigi quickly scored a modeling contract and was recently named the new face of the clothing company “Guess”. Unfortunately we won’t have to “guess” how Gigi and Selena will be celebrating the news, as it will almost certainly involve Selena’s mouth suckling on Gigi’s lady bean.