Selena Gomez blowjob

A naked Selena Gomez gets her little taco hole fingered while she sucks on a man burrito in the shameful blowjob photo above.

Selena looks extremely confused in this blowjob pic. It is almost like she is shocked that this man’s penis isn’t 2 inches, crooked, and doesn’t taste like Lil Za’s asshole like her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber’s teeny weenie peenie did. Or perhaps Selena is just surprised to be sucking a human dick again after spending some time back in her hometown of Tijuana working the donkey shows.

Regardless of the reason for her expression, one thing is for certain looking at this photo… Selena Gomez loves to suck cock. It is just a shame for her that she will never know the unimaginable pleasure that comes from gagging on a Muslim’s mighty meat scud while it completely clogs her windpipe and pulverizes her tonsils, as she is a haram whore.

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Selena Gomez looked fat and gay at the InStyle Golden Globes after party, while pressing her gunt (the fat bulge between her waist and genitals) against her lesboqueer lover model Cara Delevingne.

Yes Selena has clearly had a few too many churros this holiday season, as she has put on some serious weight. Of course as a Mexican woman it is inevitable that Selena will soon turn into a disgusting squat pig of a woman, and start crapping out bastard children.

The only thing that has kept this from happening already is the fact that Selena is such a c*nt hungry rug muncher. For if Selena wasn’t burning calories pawing the likes of Cara Delevingne in these photos, she’d no doubt be stuffing her face with enchiladas while getting impregnated by some day laborer in the restroom of a Del Taco.


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Selena Gomez Gigi Hadid

Selena Gomez spent her holidays getting her orifices stretched by the tunic snakes of us virile Muslim men while touring harems in the Middle East. However, it was in Dubai were Selena finally found an emotional connection that would be reciprocated from Muslimina model Gigi Hadid.

As you can see in the photos below, Selena and Gigi had a torrid love affair while in Dubai, and enjoyed frolicking out in the desert and partying with their fellow concubines and one smooth chested Bacha Bazi (dancing boy).


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Many in the West may want to know who is this Gigi Hadid who has won Selena’s heart and now occupies her lady chalupa. Well much like myself Gigi is an immigrant who was taken from her home in the beautiful Middle East (in her case Palestine), and was forced to live in the heathen cesspool that is Los Angeles, California.

As you can see in the photos below, Gigi Hadid is completely average looking by Middle Eastern standards, but in the homely West she is considered exquisitely beautiful and so Gigi quickly scored a modeling contract and was recently named the new face of the clothing company “Guess”. Unfortunately we won’t have to “guess” how Gigi and Selena will be celebrating the news, as it will almost certainly involve Selena’s mouth suckling on Gigi’s lady bean.


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Miley Cyrus Selena Gomez nude

Former Disney child stars Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez reunite to show that they are all grown up by posing naked together in the photo above.

As you can see, Miley playfully pinches Selena’s nipples while both girls flaunt their sinfully hairless nude bodies to the camera. This photo is reportedly for the cover of the new issue of the Disney alumni magazine, which will also feature exclusive interviews with both Miley and Selena in which they talk about how much kinky sex they’ve been having since their time at Disney.

Yes as this Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez nude photo shows, Disney is certainly the world’s top training ground for future celebrity whores. In fact, in 5 years time we will no doubt be seeing Bella Thorne, Olivia Holt, and Dove Cameron reenacting this very same nude photo. Except of course instead of pinching nipples Dove will probably be up to her knuckles in Bella’s lady hole, for you have to push the envelope to stay relevant.

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On the eve of the holiest of Christian holidays, Selena Gomez poses nude as an angel in the photo above.

Clearly with this heavenly Christmas Eve nude photo, Selena Gomez is trying to portray herself as a slutty Mexican version of the angel Gabriel, who led the three wise men to the manger were the baby Jesus was born.

Of course instead of leading wise men to a manger with promises of the birth of a savior, this Christmas Eve Selena Gomez will be leading horny John’s to the alley behind a Taco Bell with promises of $5 BJs. Coincidentally though the dumpster in the alley will contain Selena’s latest “accident” baby named Jesus. Feliz Navidad!

It is that magical time of the year again, were Christians celebrate the birth of their hippie Jew God Jesus by exchanging shoddily made in China consumer products.

To counteract this shameful consumerist aspect of the holiday, below are the top 10 photos of celebrities truly exemplifying the Christmas spirit of giving by whoring their bodies in slutty Santa outfits.

#10 Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande Santa outfit

Ariana forget her Santa hat, but she remembered her giant phallic symbol candy cane while in her red sequin slut suit.

#9 Dove Cameron

Dove Cameron Santa outfit

Disney star Dove Cameron may have just turned 18, but her clothes are already falling off of her nubile body. No doubt this Christmas strumpet parks herself right under the mistletoe.

#8 Victoria Justice

Victoria Justice Santa outfit

Nothing says Christmas quite like black leather hooker boots and candy cane striped booty shorts, as Victoria Justice opens her mouth wide and signals that she wants one naughty elf for each side of her, for a sex position known as a “Santa’s sleigh”.

#7 Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner Santa outfit

Of course as a member of the vile gypsy scum Kardashian clan, Kendall Jenner celebrates Kwanza instead of Christmas. Though that won’t stop Kendall from gifting this slutty Santa lingerie outfit to her father, transsexual Olympian Bruce Jenner.

#6 Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Santa outfit

Taylor Swift was extra good this year, so that Santa would bring her what she really wants… more Victoria’s Secret model pussy to munch on.

#5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Mary Elizabeth Winstead Santa outfit

“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” star Mary Elizabeth Winstead shows off her long legs in this extremely short Santa dress. It is just too bad there wasn’t a pious Muslim around when this photo was taken, for he would have shoved that giant candy cane right up Mary’s chimney… curved side first.

#4 Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Santa outfit

Selena Gomez also shows off her legs while in a short Santa dress. However, Selena does it while singing “Feliz Navidad” before starting her donkey show in Tijuana.

#3 Maitland Ward

Maitland Ward Santa outfit

Former “Boy Meets World” and current professional attention whore, Maitland Ward shows off her hard nipples and ample cleavage in this chilly Santa outfit.

#2 Katy Perry

Katy Perry Santa outfit

Katy Perry shows off her Xmas ass or “Xmass” in this upskirt slutty Santa outfit.

#1 Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Santa outfit

It should come as no surprise that this photo of Miley Cyrus in a Xmas red leotard twerking her ass on a crackhead Santa would be our #1 photo. For no one is more full of the Christmas spirit then Miley, as she has her stocking stuffed, halls decked, bells jingled, and chimney plugged with nutmeg all year long.