Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio has decided that almost showing her nipples and ass in numerous photo shoots is now not enough, and has gone and finally just straight up showed them to us.

I respect Alessandra’s candor in these pictures. A lot of Victoria’s Secret models go their whole careers without giving us any straight up bare ass shots. They seem to think they are above the girls who do full on nudity. Just like how waitresses at strip clubs look down on the dancers, they have an undeserved sense of righteousness.

Alessandra understands that all models are just whores selling sex and consumer products to the masses, so that the sheep keep happily working for the international banking Zionist machine. Kudos to you Alessandra for recognizing the hypocrisy of your fellow models and throwing it in their faces with these pics of your ass and nipples. Now lets some vag!

Well it turns out I was wrong about Taylor Momsen. No not that she is a piece of gutter trash, but that she is 16-years-old. Because in the pictures below she is smoking and not wearing a bra. Both of which are illegal for 16-year-olds to do in America.

I am starting to get concerned about Taylor’s well being though. Not because of the smoking, but because of the fact that her waistline seems to be rapidly expanding. I commend her on picking up smoking to try to curve her appetite, but at the rate she is going she might want to start sticking those cigarette stained fingers down her throat as well. Black is supposed to be a slimming color, but the only slimming it is doing in these pictures is to the odds that I’ll be able to rub one out to them later.

Taylor Momsen definitely has a Lohan-esque career ahead of her. Smoking and braless pics of her hard nipples are just the beginning. I can hardly wait until we get to see the good stuff, but until then these pics will have to do.

AnnaLynne McCord the star of the new “Beverly Hills 90210″ show was out showing her nipples yesterday to raise awareness of a charity for Haiti.

AnnaLynne wore a see through black top while she stalked down paparazzi to show them her nips, and a flier for “Artists for Peace and Justice” which is some sort of charity for Haiti. No doubt AnnaLynne was so honored at being referred to as an “artists” that she agreed to run around with her nipples hanging out to draw attention to the group.

AnnaLynne has got to realize that Haiti is a real mess, and has been for years. A couple of perky tits is not going to change that. No if she really wants to be an “artist” making a difference in Haiti we are probably going to have to see full penetration. Now that just may save Haiti.

Miley Cyrus went out to dinner last night in Hollywood wearing a see-through shirt, and jeans that appear to be stained with tons of man juice.

This is all part of Miley’s effort to distance herself from her slutty Disney star image, and claim her new image as full on cum stained Hollywood whore. It is a big transition.

For papa Billy Ray that transition seems to be coming a little too fast. “It seems just like yesterday she was a little girl in booty shorts inappropriately shaking her ass. Next thing you know your little girl is all grown up and filming herself get rammed in a public bathroom. I guess the lesson is treasure the time you have with them” said Billy Ray*.

Here are the pictures of Miley Cyrus out in a see-through shirt showing off her black bra. No word yet on which guy/guys the stains on her jeans belong to.

*Not really

She-Devil Olivia Wilde is at it again. In these latest pics of Olivia the actress again tries to seduce me and steal my soul with her eyes.

Not only that but she is stepping her game up, and also trying to use her nipples to conquer me. I honestly can’t say which is more hypnotic Olivia Wilde’s eyes or her nipples.

She almost succeeded in twisting my mind to do her biding (her biding is apparently for me to pleasure myself). Luckily through the power of Allah I was able to resist.

Here are the pics of the seductress Olivia Wilde. See if you have the moral strength to resist her as I did.

Lady Gaga tucked her penis firmly between her legs while wearing this completely see-through dress.

Gaga the transgendered pop sensation went onstage to perform in just a transparent dress and thong. Her surgically and hormonally enhanced breasts can be clearly seen, but Lady Gaga was careful to tuck her yet to be removed penis.

Notice how Lady Gaga strikes the classic “mangina” stance when she is forced to stand up.

Beyonce understands high fashion. How many other celebrities would have ruined this see through top by wearing a bra underneath?

Fashionistas know that nipples are the new “it” accessory. I expect to see nipples everywhere just flapping in the wind by next Spring. If girls want to hip and cool that is.

As you can see from these pics Beyonce is very with it.