Are these the first leaked screen caps from the former Miss California Carrie Prejean’s sex tape? If they are then it looks like we are in for a treat.

Various sources are starting to report that the 2 night vision images below are screen shots from Carrie Prejean’s sex tape in which she twiddles her Christ bean on camera. I definitely think the girl in the screen caps looks like Carrie Prejean. Her body is what I’d imagine Carrie’s would look like naked, and believe you me I’ve put A LOT of thought into it.

I’ve included a couple other pics of Carrie Prejean from the same time period, so you can judge for yourself. Trust me when I tell you we will be posting the sex tape as soon as it leaks.

Finally we are making some progress with Jessica Alba. After years of her making horrible movies and not showing us some much as one nipple, Jessica has finally caved in and shown her bare ass in a movie.

The movie is called “The Killer Inside Me”. I assume it is about Jessica Alba getting railed by a killer. As you can see from the screen caps below there is a scene in the movie in which Jessica finally shows some skin in the form of her naked butt. Kudos to you Jessica, but frankly after making “Good Luck Chuck” with Dane Cook you owe us a lot more nudity than this.

Here are the screen caps of the Megan Fox upskirt scene from “Transformers 2″.

My God is this woman a good actress! I really believe that her dress flew up and her panties are showing. I’m sorry but it would be a travesty if the Oscars overlook Megan’s performance here. This has to be one of the top upskirt scenes in cinema history.

Here are some hot screen caps of Jessica Alba in a sex scene getting her boobies squeezed in a bathtub.

This movie must be artsy because Jessica Alba is notoriously uptight, and the only way someone like her would agree to shoot a scene with some guy palming her breasts would be for the sake of “art”.

Which reminds me can someone get me the number to Jessica’s people. I have a great idea for an artsy movie that just has Oscar written all over it. There is a scene were the female lead gets a “minivan” (2 fingers in the front and 5 in the back), but its going to be super tastefully done. I just think Jessica would be perfect for the role.

I don’t know if you have heard of this actress before but her name is Megan Fox, and she was in some film called Transformers 2.

From what I can tell from these screen caps the film is about Megan Fox acting like a common whore which causes a lot of things to blowup. Finally Megan learns the error of her ways and “transforms” into a proper lady by putting on a burka as you can see here.

You may know Australian actress Isabel Lucas from her role as “Hot Girl #2″ (opposite Megan Fox’s character “Hot Girl #1″) in this summer’s blockbuster hit Transformers 2.

Here are the screen caps from Isabel Lucas award winning performance in the the film (my penis gave her an award). Besides a few shots of Megan Fox these are the only worthwhile scenes in the whole film. So if you haven’t seen the movie you can thank me for saving you from 2 hours of robots humping each other.