Pious Muslimina Miley Cyrus appears to show her thick meaty vagina while dressed as a naughty school girl in the photo above.
Sometimes us virile Muslims like to roleplay with concubines like Miley Cyrus, and the naughty school girl is certainly one of our favorite scenarios.
That is because not much is hotter than slapping around and then furiously sodomizing a girl who defies the will of Allah by trying to learn how to read. In fact my mighty tunic snake grows restless just at the thought of pounding the sinful yearning for knowledge out of a girl like Miley Cyrus.
Fine converted Muslim woman Hayden Panettiere shows off her new bulbous titties in a naughty school girl outfit in the photo above.
Clearly Hayden Panettiere is dressed like this for her Muslim master, who like all Muslim men has a fetish for beating the living hell out of women who try to acquire an education.
Just the thought of living out the fantasy of preventing Hayden Panettiere from learning how to read has got the blood rushing to my mighty tunic snake. Let us hope we can get a naked picture of Hayden Panettiere being restrained from trying to vote next.
Well this is just sad. 42-year-old unwed shrew Jennifer Love Hewitt was photographed dressed as a school girl in a desperate attempt to recapture her lost youth. Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt thinks she can still pull off the school girl look despite her weathered face and doughy well-used body.
According to witnesses, everyday at 2:30pm Jennifer Love Hewitt dresses up like a school girl and makes her way over to St. Augustus High School, a local co-ed catholic school in her neighborhood. As the school lets out, Love Hewitt desperately tries to befriend the students. As student Becky Hamilton tells it, “That woman is a freak. She came up to my friends and I babbling something like ‘Isn’t Scott Wolf from Party of Five hella hot?’, we were all like ‘Who the f*ck is Scott Wolf? What is Party of Five?’ so she left.”
Jennifer Love Hewitt is also being quite friendly towards St. Augustus’ male students, according to the school’s star quarterback Chet Armstrong, “That chick is crazy. Everyday she is out here. Sometimes she’ll shout ‘Hey Chet!’ and when I look she’ll giggle and turn away. I don’t even know how she learned my name. She is creeping me out.”
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s antics are also causing concern among the parents. They have contacted the school’s administration and asked that they not allow Jennifer Love Hewitt to loiter on school property anymore. In response school principal Father Thomas released this statement, “St. Augustus is committed to having a safe environment for all our students. In that spirit we are instituting and strictly enforcing a 200 yard no Jennifer Love Hewitt zone around our school.”
Let us hope this is enough to keep Jennifer Love Hewitt’s sad attempts at recapturing her youth at bay.
Many times when a man marries a woman he does so hoping that when she becomes his wife she will magically change. As if her pledging to be devoted and obedient to him will somehow make her humus taste better or her rim jobs more enthusiastic.
Alas it appears as though Carrie Underwood’s new husband Mike Fisher has fallen into this erroneous way of thinking.
We tried to warn Mike Fisher that Carrie Underwood was nothing more than a cheap floozy who would bring great shame to his name and hurt his ranking in the clan. However, he has still stubbornly refused to return Carrie to her father, or at the very least try to curb her whorish tendencies by circumcising her clit.
Now Carrie Underwood is once again slutting it up on stage. This time she was dressed as a naughty school boy to try and elicit the repressed homosexual urges of her male fans.
Frankly Carrie’s antics are starting to make Mike Fisher look pretty ridiculous, and I can not help but wonder how long the elders of his tribe will allow this abomination of a marriage to continue before they step in and take matters into their own hands.
Here are some pictures of Megan Fox when she was in high school at Morningside Academy in Florida.
Remarkably Megan was voted “Most Likely To Be Railed By A Cast Member From 90210″ her senior year. She was also not very popular in school because of her freak toe thumbs. The teenagers would call her cruel names like “Old Toe Thumbs Fox” and “That Stupid Cum Sl*t”
Anyway enjoy these pictures on an underage Megan Fox in her school girl uniform. It is hard to believe that this fresh faced girl would grow up into the tattooed sex freak we know and love today.