Here is an exclusive first look of Scarlett Johansson in the upcoming blockbuster movie “The Avengers”.
Scarlett was originally slated to play the role of the “Black Widow”, but producers soon realized that the Black Widow character was “stupid”. So Scarlett Johansson will now be playing a newly imagined superhero called “Chesty McTits”.
As you can see Chesty possess the superpower of distraction, and her righteous tits of justice are a force to be reckoned with. The rest of “The Avengers” are no longer needed, as evil has met its match in Scarlett Johansson as Chesty McTits.
It isn’t hard to get celebrities like Scarlett Johansson to pose naked for a photo, just tell them that it is going to be art and in black & white, and they will eagerly strip naked for the camera. That is why this artsy black & white photo of what appears to be Scarlett Johansson completely naked comes as no surprise.
Us Muslims understand that it is in a woman’s nature to want to prostitute her body at all times. If there are not strong societal restraints against the practice all women would be out walking the streets naked while sucking and f*cking every man they came across. It would be a nightmare world.
When you tell a woman something is for art in the West it removes the tiny stigma against nudity and women like Scarlett Johansson reveal their true nature. If this is in fact a photo of a naked Scarlett Johansson then once again the whorish truth of the female has been revealed.
Anyone who has followed this site knows that we have painstakingly chronicled the whorish exploits of female celebrities for years now, so that our findings may be used as evidence in their trials once Islam conquers the West and Sharia law is instituted.
However, every so often celebrities make our job extremely easy for us by having nude or topless pictures leaked to the web. To celebrate this damning evidence we have compiled a list of the top 10 leaked celebrity photos of all time. Enjoy!
#10 Hayley Williams
Hayley Williams is the lead singer of the American rock group Paramore. She also is obviously a bit of a slut, taking a topless photo of her self and “mistakenly” releasing it on Twitter.
Because this picture is only of Haley’s breasts she comes in at #10. If she wants to “accidentally” take a picture fingering her snizz and post it on Facebook then we can talk about a higher ranking.
#9 Cassie Ventura
Cassie Ventura is a singer, actress, and tremendous whore. She is signed to P Diddy’s “Bad Boy” record label and starred in the ethnic hit “Step Up 2: The Streets”.
Though Cassie had the decency to at least leak a picture of her vagina, the fact that her clit is pierced along with her nipples makes me feel herpally (it is a word) so she comes in at #9.
#8 Rihanna
Sure big-headed Barbadian pop star Rihanna is known as a mouthy female who can not take a punch, but she is also a kinky bisexual nympho, so she has that going for her.
In this photo from the classic set released by Chris Brown after their breakup, Rihanna is showing off her famous pierced nipple will fingering her infamously stinky vagina.
#7 Jessica Alba
For years Jessica Alba was considered the hottest woman in Hollywood, but she refused to expose her naked body. Instead she inflicted her fans with horrible movie after horrible movie.
That is why it is so satisfying to finally see some nipple from Jessica Alba. Of course only a photo of a large dildo firmly stuffed up her ass will ever make up for inflicting us with her movie “Honey”, but you can see the full set of her leaked pics here.
#6 Leighton Meester
Actress Leighton Meester is the star of the hit CW show “Gossip Girl”, and is known for her class and excellent fashion sense.
Oh and there is also a sex tape of her getting railed by some dude. Unfortunately Leighton was successful in getting the sex tape blocked from release, but we are still left with some pictures from it and our imaginations.
#5 Miley Cyrus
Disney star Miley Cyrus is probably the forgotten celebrity on this list. Not because she is not a big star, but because when the naked picture of her below was released many dismissed it as fake since you can not see her face.
Thankfully there is proof (here) that this is in fact a naked picture of Miley Cyrus. One can only imagine that this will be the first of many.
#4 Vanessa Hudgens
Keeping the Disney theme going, coming in at #4 is “High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens.
Of course Vanessa Hudgens has had 2 sets of naked pictures leaked to the Internet. Unfortunately she also has a team of Zionist lawyers hell bent on eradicating them from the web. Still a skilled Google search will yield all of Vanessa Hudgens’ leaked nakedness. Allah be praised!
#3 Scarlett Johansson
Actress Scarlett Johansson has the most recent leaked celebrity naked photos. Of course Scarlett is claiming a “hacker” is the one who leaked the photos, but I think that “hacker” is just the nickname of her publicist.
Either way this naked picture of Scarlett Johansson is definitely one of the best leaked celebrity pics as it features both her face and plump ass. If Scarlett had just bent over to show some pussy as well, she may of taken the top spot.
#2 Blake Lively
Actress Blake Lively is the other star of the hit CW show “Gossip Girl”. She also appeared in the movie “The Town” and her vagina is currently being occupied by mega star Leonardo DiCaprio.
Obviously Blake Lively is a multi-talented woman, as is evidenced by the fact that she managed to capture her breasts, ass, vagina, and part of her face in this leaked nude photo. She also had 2 sets of naked pictures leaked which can be seen here and here.
#1 Ashley Greene
Actress Ashley Greene is best known as one of the stars of the “Twilight” movie saga, and for dating Joe Jonas causing his ex-girlfriend, Disney star Demi Lovato, to go insane before committing herself to a mental hospital.
And really you can’t blame Demi for losing her mind as Ashley Greene is much hotter than her, and she has nice breasts and a sweet looking pussy. Girls like Demi can hate on Ashley Greene all they want, but she definitely has the hottest leaked celebrity photo of all time.
A new Scarlett Johansson cell phone pic has reportedly been leaked online from the same “hacker” who released the naked Scarlett Johansson photos from last week.
As you can see the new leaked photo appears to be of Scarlett Johansson in a thong reading some sort of screenplay to a horrible movie she will almost certainly eagerly star in. Scarlett Johansson’s ass appears to have swallowed the majority of the thong, but a piece of white fabric remains to cover her vagina.
If this is in fact another scandalous picture of Scarlett Johansson, then it will serve as yet another disturbing example of the extreme morally bankrupt state of the modern day celebrity starlet.
Oh no! Naked pictures of actress Scarlett Johansson have leaked to the Internet. Apparently Scarlett Johansson is “devastated” and is claiming a mean old “hacker” stole these naked pictures off her cell phone.
There is no way a fame hungry celebrity like Scarlett Johansson would leak these strategically shot nude pics herself to increase her notoriety. It must of been a hacker who plugged in to the mainline Internet and hacked his way through the World Wide Webs to Scarlett Johansson’s cell phone, and then download these nude photos of Scarlett onto a fancy flash drive before skateboarding off into the night.
|
|
Just a few weeks ago we broke the news that Scarlett Johansson had been turned into a fat slob thanks to her new Jew boyfriend Sean Penn teaching her to greedily hoard calories.
However, now we are happy to report that Scarlett Johansson has escaped Sean Penn’s clutches and is trying to put her life back together again. And Scarlett is starting by trying to lose her enormous gut.
As you can see in the picture above there is already a noticeable improvement in the fat storage around Scarlett’s bloated mid-section and thighs. Of course she still has a long way to go before she would make a suitable concubine and field-hand for a Muslim man.
Scarlett Johansson has come a long way but with plowing season just 3 short months away, she is going to have to step it up if she wants to her fulfill her dream of being a dutiful whore and day laborer. Allahu Akbar!
As you can see in the photo above Scarlett Johansson is one fat bitch!
We knew Scarlett Johansson was in trouble when she started dating the Hollywood Jew known as Sean Penn. It was just a matter of time before Sean Penn infected her with his filthy Jew ways, the first obviously being greed.
Scarlett now covets every calorie she can get her greasy hands on, and is storing them in her ever widening hips and bulging gut. If you stare at Scarlett’s stomach long enough it starts to looks like falcor the flying dog from “Never Ending Story”, which is to say repulsive and offensive to Allah.
However, all is not lost for Scarlett. It is not to late for her to renounce her Jew boyfriend, and accept Allah as her lord and master. Once she has found her proper place serving a Muslim man, and survives a few seasons of leans harvests while working the plow she will return to a respectable size.
