Unfortunately not all Jihad operations can be as successful in their devastation as 9/11 or the picking up of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” for an 8th season.

For example when I paid an Albanian merchant to “mashup some celebrities”, the videos below weren’t exactly what I had in mind. However, hopefully they can serve as a lesson on the importance of being specific when delegating a terrorist attack… especially when dealing with Albanians.

It looks like Ryan Seacrest might have to shave his “beard”, because his “girlfriend” Julianne Hough was just photographed in a bikini getting her vagina licked by some dude in the ocean.

As you can see in the pictures below Julianne Hough is in heat, and looking for a man who is more interested in her lady parts than his collection of American Idol porcelain dolls.

She finds it in some curly haired dude, who she takes into the ocean and receives oral sex from (pictures 3 and 4). Julianne Hough then emerges from the ocean looking mildly satisfied in her tiny pink bikini.

No comment from Ryan Seacrest, but rumor has it that he has already reached out to experienced beards Taylor Swift and Vanessa Hudgens to gauge their interest in a “relationship”.

Justin Bieber obviously has no respect for the dead. Just look how he enjoys taunting Michael Jackson’s ghost with his taut nubile frame, and boyish good looks.

Michael must be ripping his hair out for dying before hearing of Justin Bieber, and inviting him to one of his famous all night mentoring sessions at Neverland Ranch. Michael Jackson would of had Justin Bieber’s pants around his ankles and they’d be playing “cave explorers” faster than you can sweet statutory.

To add insult to injury Justin Bieber is hanging out with noted closet case Ryan Seacrest now instead of The King of Pop. I highly doubt that Ryan has the ability or inclination to take advantage of Justin’s childlike body, considering he appears to be a limp-wristed power bottom.

No, only Michael Jackson would have had the experience and know how to give Justin Bieber exactly what he has coming to him. It is a damn shame that now he never will.