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Another Rihanna Thong Bikini Pic

Durka Durka — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 21:00:50 +0000

The creature known as “Rihanna” again showed off her dumpy ass in the thong bikini pic above.

Clearly this Rihanna thing is a godless savage who is well beyond redemption. Even if us Muslims wanted to convert Rihanna to the one true religion (which we don’t), I seriously doubt she could even begin to comprehend the glorious teachings of the Prophet Muhammad.

By once again showing her primitive ass in a thong bikini, Rihanna has proven that she will be incapable of conducting herself properly in decent Muslim society when Islam conquers the West. Clerics will no doubt order that she be sent to toil away her remaining years deep in a salt mine.

Rihanna Thong Bikini Pics

Durka Durka — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:30:48 +0000

Dressed in a thong bikini pop star and heathen savage Rihanna frolics around in the water on the island nation of Hawaii. Clearly being on a island is making Rihanna get in touch with her roots, as this thong bikini is the traditional garb of her people.

Like a domesticated animal who is released into the wild, Rihanna is beginning to revert back to her natural state. If she stays in Hawaii much longer we can fully expect to see Rihanna topless with a bone stuck in her nose running through the jungle trying to spear her dinner.

Yes these Rihanna thong bikini pictures provide a fascinating insight for anthropologists into the native ways of Rihanna’s people. However, for the sake of the Hawaiian people let us hope she is recaptured by Jay-Z before the rains come, for they signal the beginning of the mating season.

Rihanna Elliptical Bikini Pic

Durka Durka — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:37:31 +0000

Rihanna shows off her powerful rump while in a bikini on a elliptical exercise machine in the photo above. What a waste of resources Rihanna spinning her wheels on a elliptical is, when her mighty hindquarters could be put to good use pulling a plow and tilling fertile ground.

With this squandering of natural resources it is no wonder that the West is in a sharp economic decline, while the intelligent civilized Muslim countries continue to prosper. Until the West learns to properly use its raw materials, like Rihanna’s large ass, they will continue to greatly trail us advanced Muslims.

Rihanna Wears Slutty Swimsuit Of The Future

Durka Durka — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 18:53:37 +0000

When it comes to sexual deviance pop star Rihanna has always been ahead of the curve. Besides serving as a human petri dish for all sorts of exotic sexual diseases, Rihanna is constantly pushing her whorish behavior to the extreme, as is the case in this slutty swimsuit from the future.

Rihanna’s futuristic whore swimsuit appears to be made of space age materials designed by Jew scientists to perfectly outline a woman’s breasts and vagina. Truly a sickening invention!

These Rihanna swimsuit pics provide further proof that only Islam can save the world from slipping further and further into immorality. Islam must complete its destiny and conquer the West before swimsuits like the one Rihanna is wearing in the pics below infest the planet and offend our Muslim sensibilities.

12 Blasphemous Music Facts

Durka Durka — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:34:41 +0000

Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album. Though Michael holds the record for most boys diddled while listening to a Katy Perry album.

Led Zeppelin, REM, and Depeche Mode have never had a number one single, Rihanna has 10. Coincidentally the same is true for STDs.

Creed has sold more records in the US than Jimi Hendrix, and they have probably gotten laid more as well.

Ke$ha’s “Tik-Tok” sold more copies than ANY Beatles single. Ke$ha should remake The Beatles’ “Abbey Road” album. I would like to see what she could do with some of those songs.

Flo Rida’s “Low” has sold 8 million copies – the same as The Beatles’ “Hey Jude”. This fact makes sense, have you ever tried to get a bitch to grind on your junk to “Hey Jude”?

The Black Eyed Peas’ “I Gotta Feeling” is more popular than any Elvis or Simon & Garfunkel song. If Elvis got f*cked by black guys like Fergie instead of f*cking them out of their music he’d have been more popular in America.

Celine Dion’s “Falling Into You” sold more copies than any Queen, Nirvana, or Bruce Springsteen record. You see what happens when you allow women to listen to music?

Same with Shania Twain’s “Come On Over”. Again, women!

Barbra Streisand has sold more records (140 million) than Pearl Jam, Johny Cash, and Tom Petty combined. You see what happens when you allow Jews to listen to music?

Bill Ray Cyrus’ album “Some Gave All,” sold more copies (20 million) than any Bob Marley album. The tragedy is that the real talent in the family, converted Muslim Miley Cyrus, has yet to do the same.

The cast of “Glee” has had more songs on the charts than The Beatles, and they are only in their 3rd season.

Justin Bieber exists.

Rihanna 2012 Nipple Ring Pic

Durka Durka — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 21:17:08 +0000

Pop star Rihanna brought in the new year by looking like crap while showing her nipple ring in a see through shirt.

Rihanna has clearly been rode extremely hard and put up wet too many times. How the infidel masses can find this beast of a woman with her small misshapen breasts attractive is beyond the comprehension of this pious Muslim man.

Unfortunately, as this picture indicates, 2012 will bring more brazen acts of sluttery from this Rihanna creature. This is probably what the Mayan’s meant by the end of the world.

Rihanna See Through Bikini Pic

Durka Durka — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 18:53:53 +0000

The she-beast known as “Rihanna” emerged from the murky ocean waters yesterday to expose her disgusting dark nipple in a see through bikini.

This Rihanna creature must be stopped! Her terrifyingly hideous appearance offends the holy Islamic aesthetic beyond all measure.

If this Rihanna thing will not keep her mutant sex organs hidden voluntarily then we must intervene and force this vile monster to wear the burka, or we risk being further inflicted with pictures like the one above.

Rihanna Disturbing Rolling Stone Outtakes

Durka Durka — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 19:01:45 +0000

The outtakes from Rihanna’s photo shoot with Rolling Stone magazine have leaked to the Internet, and as expected they are extremely disturbing.

Of course Rihanna is brazenly showing off her disgusting body, and flaunting her shameful feminine curves. However, she has also dyed her fro weave bright red to look like some sort of unkempt demon slut and attack the one true religion of Islam.

Yes, these Rihanna Rolling Stone outtake photos are an abomination. Knowing the Zionist media, the photos that actually made it into the magazine are probably worse, as inconceivable as that seems.

Rihanna Slutty Vacation Pics

Durka Durka — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 18:42:23 +0000

Rihanna released a set of pictures from her recent slutty lesboqueer vacation in which she sailed around the Caribbean satisfying her taste for seafood (without eating fish).

Yes, these pictures of Rihanna frolicking around on a ship with a couple of she-beast dykes are some of the most offensive I have ever seen, and they should serve as a warning of what can happen when a woman is left to her own devices. Like Rihanna all women will succumb to their baser instincts without a strong man to lead them.

Rihanna’s recent nautical dyke-fest is surely just the beginning of her decent into ever more extreme sexually deviant behavior. Only a real man like Chris Brown can save her now.

Naked Rihanna Named Sexiest Woman Alive 2011

Durka Durka — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 15:56:24 +0000

A magazine has actually named Rihanna the “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2011, and no it was not National Geographic, it was the homosexuals at Esquire.

How anyone can even call this slutty she-beast “sexy” is beyond me. Rihanna has an enormous head, a grotesque body, and the personality of a meth addicted whore. She couldn’t sexy her way out of a wet paper bag!

Of course to thank Esquire for giving her the title of sexiest woman Rihanna got naked and covered herself in leafs and shit for some photos for the magazine. Not surprisingly they came out as sexy as she is, which is to say not at all, as you can see below.