Rihanna roams the beach while drinking beer and prostituting her nearly nude body in these bikini pictures from the small African island nation of Barbados.
After closely examining these Rihanna pictures, I still could not read her brandings well enough to determine who her owner is. Needless to say whoever it is will be in for a series of hefty fines for letting his abid whore run wild like this.
When dealing with a lecherous she-boon like Rihanna it is best to keep her in her cage. If she begins acting out by thrusting her sex organs (like Rihanna in these bikini pics) simply turn the hose on her until she settles down.
Pop star Rihanna reveals her horrifying true nature in these topless photos for GQ magazine.
The Satanic imagery in the pictures below is clear, Rihanna is a slutty demon who is hell-bent on having a Muslims mighty tunic snake rubbed all over her face.
Yes these pictures prove that Rihanna wants to suck the essence from our mighty manhoods. Unfortunately for Rihanna, even if she was Medusa and her look could make our meat scimitars as hard as stone, we would just rip them off and lapidate her with them as she is a vile djinn.
Here are the top 17 slutty celebrity social media pictures of the week.
#17 Doutzen Kroes
Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes imitates the Jew God Jesus with her arms extended while straddling some sort of aquatic sex toy.
#16 Lourdes Leon
Madonna’s 16-year-old fugly half-Mexican daughter Lourdes Leon airs out her stinky arm pits while in a bikini.
#15 Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton shows her “wild side” with this leopard bikini, and spunk filled anal cavity (not pictured).
#14 Hailey Baldwin
Hailey Baldwin, the 17-year-old daughter of actor Stephen Baldwin who is himself the 47-year-old brother of more famous actor Alec Baldwin, dykes out in the ocean with some frumpy looking Puerto Rican chick.
#13 Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez throws up a gang sign while showing off her ass in jean short after stealing a couple bikes with a busted looking nigra.
#12 Mckayla Maroney
17-year-old US Olympic gymnast Mckayla Maroney shows off her plowable ass (and by that I mean her ass could pull a plow) in spandex pants.
Rihanna looks perplexed as she is seated looking up at someone, but there isn’t a dick in her mouth.
#10 Ariana Grande
Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande uses her hair to cover her non-existent boobs. If only she had enough hair to cover the rest of her sinful body.
#9 Marloes Horst
Victoria’s Secret model Marloes Horst takes a selfie showing off her perfectly proportioned face and long legs in the hopes of being brutally sodomized by a Muslim man.
#8 Kaley Cuoco
“The Big Bang Theory” star Kaley Cuoco throws up a gang sign while sucking on a lemon and showing off her sinful cleavage.
#7 Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez dykes out in a hot tub with some rough looking skanks.
#6 Doutzen Kroes
Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes shows off her tight little ass in a thong while sunbathing topless… may Allah smite her soon!
#5 Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton enjoys the view at a beautiful seaside Marriott.
#4 Charisma Carpenter
Charisma Carpenter proves the even 43-year-old washed-up actresses can be attention whores on Instagram.
#3 Hailey Baldwin
Hailey Baldwin does her hilarious impersonation of a thirsty Holocaust survivor.
#2 Paulina Gretzky
Paulina Gretzky (daughter of hockey great Wayne Gretzky) contemplates deep metaphysical thoughts on the nature of being and reality while tanning in this slutty bikini.
#1 Mckayla Maroney
Mckayla Maroney is just begging for it in this pic. If she was 10 years younger and that was a hijab on her head I’d certainly give it to her.
Celebrities are posting so much depravity to sites like Twitter and Instagram that it has become extremely difficult to keep track of it all, so to help here is a recap of the top 10 slutty celebrity social media pictures of the week.
Rihanna digs for crabs in her ass crack, which according to her “fry up real nice” with a little butter and some hot sauce.
#9 Diana Vickers
British television star Diana Vickers shows off her bulging meaty vagina in a bikini.
#8 Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus exposes her taut flat stomach to make Kelly Osbourne feel like a total fattie.
#7 Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift and her “friend” pose for this cutesy black and white photo before vigorously scissoring their vaginas together.
Rihanna is still searching for those ass crabs.
#5 Ariana Grande
Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande shows off her tight little ass in a bikini while being sandwiched between 2 fat Puerto Rican chicks.
#4 Nina Dobrev
Nina Dobrev doesn’t worry about her tiny boobs popping out while doing a one-handed handstand in a bikini.
#3 Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj poses topless with her horse hair weave covering her nipples because… well she is a whore.
#2 Sasha Coen
US Olympic figure skater and star of the movie “Borat”, Sasha Coen waits face down and ass up for a backdoor banging from a virile Muslim.
#1 Kendall Jenner
Kim Kardashian’s 17-year-old half-sister and heir apparent, Kendall Jenner shows off her blossoming booty after one of her daily injections of chicken grease by mother Kris Jenner.
The grape drink was flowing like the effects of dysentery as Rihanna and her fellow Africans celebrate her coronation as the new Queen of Sheba.
As you can see in the photos below, Rihanna arrived at her crowning ceremony in the royal Chrysler 300 while in traditional African garb. She then mingled with the common people while making her way to her palatial mud hut were she took her place on a throne made out of chicken bones.
Of course the last 6 Queens of Sheba have all died from contracting AIDS, while the 7th was eaten by a lion (who coincidentally also had AIDS). However, Rihanna remains optimistic that her reign will be a long and fruitful one, reassuring her subjects that in regards to AIDS “ain’t nobody got time for that“.
As you can see in the terrifying photos below, pop star Rihanna fell into the gorilla enclosure while visiting the zoo on her native island of Barbados.
Luckily for Rihanna she is half baboon so she did not panic, and she immediately began disarming the beasts by distributing malt liquor and “twerking” on all fours.
After seductively booty dancing with the female gorillas, Rihanna was chosen by the alpha to be his mate. She was carried off into his cave to much fanfare and the throwing of feces. When zookeepers tried approaching the cave to rescue Rihanna she snarled at them to “come back later“.