Summer is fast approaching and that means one thing here in Hollywood, big blockbuster movies. However, one movie this summer will surely stand out above the rest, and it is called “I Was Worth 50 Sheep”.
“I Was worth 50 Sheep” is the story of a brave man named Golmohammad, and his struggles to find a good wife. After he had to kill his first 2 wives for disobediance, 50-year-old Golmohammad purchases 10-year-old Sabere for 50 sheep and some waste land.
Of course Golmohammad overpaid for Sabere, but as every guy knows, when you see a 10-year-old girl you like you tend to do silly things. Golmohammad did his manly duty and courageously impregnated Sabere 4 times, but Sabere was defective and miscarried each time. So Golmohammad did what a man should do, he beat Sabere for having an unaccommodating womb.
The movie starts off with Sabere having just abandoned Golmohammad by running away, and hiding out with her family. Of course she is still the property of Golmohammad, and he is rightfully trying to kill her so that she will learn to not disobey him.
Will Golmohammad find and kill Sabere? Will Golmohammad ever find a proper wife? You will have to see for yourself when “I Was Worth 50 Sheep” hits theaters. This is a definitely the can’t miss film of the summer. Check out the trailer below. I give it 4.5 IEDs out of 5. Allahu Akbar!
The new movie Sex and The City 2 exemplifies the dangers of feminist thinking and the woman’s rights movement in general.
To understand how we got to the point were we have movies about menopausal tramps in stupid looking shoes running around the desert looking for penis, you must first learn about the history of feminism.
Feminism was started by homely looking women with the noble intention of getting better looking women to stop shaving their legs, so that they would be less promiscuous. However, gradually the feminist movement was taken over by sluts who wanted to make it socially acceptable for women to do all sorts of ludicrous and down right dangerous things like going out in public without a male chaperon, and wearing dresses cut above the ankle.
Because women in the western world, being the simple minded creatures that they are, have followed this whore mentality we are now exposed to movies like “Sex and the City 2″. A story of 4 women who spend their limited mental capacities thinking exclusively about consumer products and man meat. They then go to Abu Dhabi in search of both. Obviously the movie was not shot in the real Abu Dhabi, but rather a Jew run studio lot, because any self respecting Arab country would behead these gutter skanks as soon as they set foot on holy Muslim land.
Feminism in the west has succeeded in freeing women from the confines of a male dominated society. Unfortunately women, as epitomized by the floozies in Sex and The City, with their underdeveloped brains and lack of self-control can not handle such freedom, and have digressed into a base creature entirely consumed with shopping and f*cking.
There has been a lot of talk recently about the new James Cameron movie “Avatar”. Some people think it is a revolutionary work of art, others think it is complete crap.
Instead of possibly wasting your time and money actually going to see this questionable film we have provided an image that summarizes the movie beautifully in 5 frames. This way you can judge for yourself if Avatar is worth going to the theater to see.
Here is “Avatar” in 5 frames.
