
Justin Bieber has teamed up with the metal band Slipknot to remix his hit song “Baby”.
Justin Bieber partnering with Slipknot was inevitable considering that they are a band of Satan-worshipers and Bieber is not only the Anti-Christ but more importantly the Anti-Muhammad.
As you can see and hear in the video below these 2 forces of evil have combined to make a pop song that is not only sadistic and sinful, but Allah help us, ridiculously catchy.

Well it took one whole day, but finally someone created a slow jam out of Tiger Woods voicemail to his mistress (one of many apparently) Jamiee Grubbs.
I must say it was worth the wait, this song is glorious! I am going to play it tonight while I make love to my many wives. Unlike Tiger I am a moral man and stay faithful to all 16 of my wives. I guess some of us are just born with a stronger moral character. Praise be to Allah!
Anyway turn down the lights, light some candles, and listen to the Tiger Woods Slow Jam Remix.















