It is 11:00am on a Thursday and “Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks is at a bar on Sunset drinking a whiskey on the rocks while staring seductively at the male patrons hoping they will pick up the next round. This is a typical morning for Christina Hendricks who is clearly one saucy, busty, redheaded alcoholic.

Why infidels allow women like Christina Hendricks to drink liquor is beyond me. One kuffar told me it was because alcohol impairs a woman’s judgement, before giving me a nudge and a wink. Of course I immediately split his head open with the handle of my scimitar as the man did not know the first thing about women and was clearly a homosexual.

Anyone who knows women understands that their judgement is always impaired! Giving alcohol to them is just overkill and asking for trouble. Christina Hendricks needs to be cut off, and only a strong Muslim man has the moxie to do it. I pray she finds one soon. Allahu Akbar!

Hayden Panettiere the impish star of the NBC show “Heroes” was photographed yesterday wearing a t-shirt that slanders cancer’s good name.

Just because Hayden has dyed her hair red and started dressing like a golfer does not mean she has the right to wear a shirt that says “F*ck Cancer”. Last time I checked cancer was a punishment from God on the wicked. Everyone who has ever got cancer got exactly what was coming to them… divine justice in the form of uncontrolled growth cell growth, invasion, and metastasis.

I hope the American Cancer Society decides to sue Hayden Panettiere. Let us see how many fancy golf caps she can afford after the American Jew legal system gets done with her.