CBS News correspondent Lara Logan is recovering in a U.S. hospital today from a sexual assault and beating she sustained while reporting on the riots in Cairo, Egypt.

Logan was in Cairo’s Tahrir Square dressed like a typical Western whore when her and her security team were surrounded by understandably horny virile Muslim men. Lara Logan was separated from her crew and sustained repeated sexual assaults and beatings. She was saved by 20 Egyptian soldiers from the army’s elite cock blocking unit.

When CNN’s cream puff pretty boy news reporter Anderson Cooper heard of the assault he flew into a rage. Cooper was famously beaten by protesters a week ago, but did not even receive so much as a finger in his well used lady boy rectum. Sources close to the reporter say Anderson is despondent and feels unattractive and fat.

The same can not be said for Lara Logan who was really worked over. It definitely was not the gang bang with a couple of old Jews in a backroom at CBS that she is use to. She’ll no doubt be planning a return trip to Egypt soon.

Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers was caught on camera eye raping one of his female fans.

As the picture above clearly shows Nick Jonas’ lustful stare is raping one of his innocent adoring fans. It is because of disgusting perverts like Nick Jonas that the Qur’an in its infinite wisdom demands that all women wear a burka. When a woman refuses to wear a burka she is basically inviting sick horny sex fiends like Nick Jonas to ocularly violate them.

So ladies if you want to keep yourselves safe from Nick Jonas and his perverse mind I suggest you cover-up with a burka immediately. Plus wouldn’t you feel better knowing that a man is showing interest in you not because of your looks, but for more deeper meaningful reasons like your cooking ability, basket weaving prowess, or field plowing skills?

In 1977 director Roman Polanski drugged and anally raped a 13-year-old girl while she begged him to stop. Though if she was on drugs I don’t know why he should be expected to take her pleads to “stop” seriously.

In America at that time this was illegal (I’m pretty sure it is not any more, it was made legal in the Obama health care bill somewhere), so Polanski was forced to flee to France. Now another woman has come forward to claim that Roman Polanski raped her when she was just a teenager.

Charlotte Lewis, who starred in the Polanski film Pirates, spoke at a news conference Friday saying “he (Roman Polanski) sexually abused me in the worst possible way when I was 16 years old.”
“In addition to the fact that both myself and his previous victim were underage, I believe that there are other similarities in the crime that he committed.”

She continued, “Mr. Polanski knew that I was only 16 years old when he met me and forced himself upon me in his apartment in Paris. He took advantage of me and I have lived with the effects of his behavior ever since it occurred. All I want is justice.”

She wants justice? Didn’t Roman cast her as the star in his movie? You’d think Charlotte Lewis would have figured out how Hollywood works by now. Old dirty Zionists producers and directors bang young girls in the ass in exchange for starring roles in their upcoming movies. Talk to Miley Cyrus she’ll explain it to you.

Two-time Super Bowl Champion Ben Roethlisberger is being sued by Andrea McNulty, an employee of an Lake Tahoe hotel who claims Roethlisberger forced her to have sex with him in July of 2008.

See, if hotels in this country would require their female employees to wear burqas (or better yet, not hire females in the first place) this sort of thing wouldn’t happen. But now this girl’s poor family has been disgraced, and her eldest brother will have to stone her to death in order to restore honor to the clan. Even if she is allowed to live, her dowry will be greatly reduced (assuming they can find some foolish Bedouin willing to marry her). It’s a sad story.

That being said, I have no idea if she is telling the truth, but one thing doesn’t add up. Why would Ben Roethlisberger have to drive all the way to Lake Tahoe to rape a woman when he has millions of beautiful women just waiting to lie with him in Pittsburgh?

It is being reported that R Kelly may be investigated by the Illinois police for committing statutory rape. Apparently R Kelly’s current girlfriend is 17, the age of consent in Illinois, but police are interested in finding out how long ago the couple officially started “dating”.

I find this whole situation deplorable. A man as powerful as R Kelly should be able to plunder all the teen booty he wants. R Kelly could not even make a sex tape with his 14 year old girlfriend without being hassled by “da man”. And you people call this country “the land of the free”?

R Kelly should move to the middle east. We understand that sometimes the unripened figs taste the sweetest. Praise be to Allah!