“For the strength of the Pack is the N**ger,
and the strength of the N**ger is the Pack”
- Rudyard Kipling

There has been a lot of controversy surrounding a message Mel Gibson left for one of his women in which he corrects her for dressing like a whore, and then tells her she is going to “get raped by a pack of n**gers”.

Now that recording of Mel has been leaked to the Internet. Thankfully I think we’ve reached a point as a society were we can laugh about this whole “raped by a pack of n**gers” thing. Maybe it will even become a new catch phrase, we have not had one of those in a while. Something like “Damn girl you look good enough to raped by a pack of n**gers”.

Below is the recording of Mel Gibson’s controversial rant to his baby mama Oksana. I must warn you sensitive types out there that he does say some pretty nasty things about breast implants, so if you are easily offended by that kind of stuff like I am I suggest you do not listen.

With all the controversy swirling around Mel Gibson’s alleged racist phone message to his baby mama Oksana, Mel decided to have a sit down with his favorite N-word Danny Glover to talk out were he went wrong.

According to this picture it appears as though Mel has learned his lesson. In this day and age you have to be culturally sensitive. Referring to a group of n**gers as a “pack” is insulting. The politically correct terms are “tribe”, “gang”, or “Lakers”.

Yes with the help of his good pal Danny Glover, Mel Gibson has learned the error of his ways, and will be more politically correct when insulting his future girlfriends.

Mel Gibson is being unfairly attacked by the Zionist controlled media. The Zionists have a long standing feud with Mel after he exposed their wickedness to police a few years ago while being arrested for a DUI saying,

“F*cking Jews… Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.”

Now those same Jews have Mel Gibson in their cross hairs. Mel is having a bit of a spat with some Russian whore he mistakenly impregnated with his super sperm, and he left her a voice mail to show his displeasure with the mother of his child dressing like a gutter skank.

This is a perfectly reasonable thing for a man to do, however the Jews are taking Mel’s words and are trying to use them to paint him in an unflattering light. Specifically this line from the recording,

“You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”

Sure out of context this looks bad for Mel, but what he is really doing is reminding his wife to bring a basketball with her when she goes out. Everyone knows that the only thing that will stop a gang of rape hungry n***ers is to throw them a basketball. It is actually quite sweet that while reprimanding his baby mama, Mel still shows concern for her safety.

In another recording Mel Gibson is heard telling his baby mama that,

“I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”

Again the Zionists are trying to twist this into some sort of sexist remark when this is obviously just a bit sexy dirty talk between Mel and his whore. Why just the other night I told one of my wives to “garble my balls before I take a blow torch to your tits”, and if I allowed my women to have orgasms you better believe she would have had one right then and there.

It is painfully obvious that Mel Gibson is under attack by the Zionist controlled media. We must show our support for this great man, and hope he can withstand these filthy Jew tricks. Allahu Akbar!

John Mayer’s penis is at the center of a major controversy. When asked if he’d ever get with a black woman during a recent interview with Playboy magazine the singer revealed that,

“I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke c*ck. I’m going to start dating separately from my d*ck.”

As the backlash against John Mayer’s penis continues to grow it released this statement through its’ publicist to try and mediate the damage to its’ reputation. According to John Mayer’s penis,

“I am sad and hurt by the comments made by John Mayer about me in his recent Playboy interview. I really don’t even know where John was getting that white supremacist stuff from. I’m one of the most open-minded penises you’ll ever meet.

I’ve been in everything from women and men to animals and various warm casseroles. Sure I’ve never been in a “black”, but that’s only because they are all criminals with nappy hair, not because I am racist or anything. In fact I hangout with blacks all the time. Of course they usually get flushed before we get to know each other, but still at least I make the effort.”