Actress and Zionist Jew Natalie Portman made a spectacle of her self last night at the 2012 People’s Choice Awards.

Natalie, who was not even nominated for an award, showed up to the event with her tits hanging out and no panties on. She then proceeded to spend the entire night with her legs completely spread airing out her filthy Jew front butt.

This sickening display by Natalie Portman is typical of a Jew, especially Israelis, who show up where they are not wanted, refuse to leave, and then make the place stink like rotten vagina.

We all know that former Disney star Selena Gomez has no problem prostituting her body while advertising a project, but has she taken her sluttery to the next level by spreading eagle for outdoor patio furniture? The photo above certainly makes it look that way!

Clearly this is an AD for outdoor furniture, and I’ll admit the wicker chair does look like some quality craftsmanship. However, the fact that this furniture company is so overtly using sex, with the degenerate Mexican Selena Gomez showing off her diseased lady hole, is shameful and in poor taste.

If you want to sell more of these wicker chairs why not use a picture of a woman in a full burka kneeling respectfully to the side of one, possibly with a cold drink balanced on her head? Now that is something that would loosen my purse strings.

In a shocking display of honesty, actress Emma Watson opens up in the new issue of “Deep Dicking Quarterly” about being bisexual and her love for swallowing semen.

I must say the article was a fascinating read and completely changed my opinion about Emma Watson. I use to think she was just a slutty dyke who reluctantly sucked her way to the top. However, now I know that Emma Watson is a slutty bisexual who enjoyed sucking her way to the top. A real revelation!

After seeing this article in Deep Dicking Quarterly, one can only imagine how much more brutal honesty and graphic nudity we will get from Emma Watson in the future.

Victoria’s Secret model and Orlando Bloom’s cum receptacle Miranda Kerr flashed her vagina while walking the runway in Milan yesterday.

Miranda Kerr was modeling some stupid looking dress when she was overwhelmed with the desire to expose her vagina. So Miranda lifted up the dress, flashing her see through lace panties and disgusting lady parts to the world.

Obviously Miranda Kerr’s vagina is not getting enough attention at home for her to feel the need to expose it to the world like this. Orlando Bloom would be wise to stop daydreaming about Johnny Depp while diddling his own butthole for a couple minutes to satisfy his woman, before she embarrasses him further with these brazen acts of sluttery.

Now the scientific whiz kids at Celeb Jihad laboratories in Tehran have uncovered what many of the top female celebs’ pussies smell like, and have released the results below.

With these findings we are starting to get a clear picture of what it is like to be in between the legs of Hollywood’s top female stars.

	Lady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet garbage, roof tar, and her dick.
	Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices.
	Rihanna’s pussy smells like a bulldog’s nut sack.
	Cher’s pussy smells like Romano cheese and Colonial Williamsburg.
	Katy Perry’s pussy smells like cheesecake and fairy dust.
	Lindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like cigar spit and an Insane Clown Posse concert.
	Nicki Minaj’s pussy smells like Lebron’s mom after a night out with his teammates.
	Britney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones.
	Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves.
	Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells.
	Madonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit.
	Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain.
	Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.
	Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt.
	Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit.
	Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth.
	Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand.
	Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to wearing that day.
	Megan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul.
	Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like Nancy Grace’s face looks.
	Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974… and tuna water.
	Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.
	Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret.
	Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.
	Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant).
	Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese.
	Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.

Well the inevitable has finally happened! Jessica Alba has shown her vagina in a movie.

As you can see in the gif below, Jessica Alba has a nasty case of “sass mouth”, so a man picks her up and carries her to the bedroom to straighten her out… sexually. As the man is carrying Jessica Alba her slutty little whore shorts shift to the side exposing her well used lady lips.

So enjoy this glimpse of Jessica Alba’s vagina, it has been long overdue. And I am sure we can expect to see her vag a few more times in the future as her career continues to spiral downwards.

It did not take long for Hollywood to corrupt 17 year old Victoria Justice and turn her into a cunt-hungry lesboqueer.

As you can see in the gif below Victoria Justice is having some sort of “girl talk” session with her obviously homosexual redheaded friend when the topic of female genitalia comes up. Both girls mouth the word “pussy” with Victoria Justice then licking her lips and the redhead giving a mischievous smile and eyebrow raise.

The thought of these two hot young teen girls engaged in lesbian encounters, their eager tongues exploring each other’s nubile bodies while moans of pleasure echo off the walls sickens me! In fact I am so disturbed by the thought of it I doubt I’ll be able to think of anything else the rest of the day.

Victoria Justice teenage lesbian experimentation will now haunt my dreams, and I demand she be punished for inflicting such mental anguish on a pious Muslim man like myself. A vigorous lashing with a whip made of bounded reeds should do the trick. I expect the males of her clan to carry this out post-haste less I be forced to issue a fatwa. Allahu Akbar!

Lady Gaga sent out her annual Christmas card yesterday, and to celebrate the birth of her Jew lord she reenacted a bondage scene while flashing her shaved post-op tranny vagina.

As we have documented on this site, Lady Gaga was born an ugly man, but miraculously through the dark arts of Western medicine Gaga has transformed into an even uglier woman. Now that transformation is complete with Lady Gaga finally getting what appears to be a passable female vagina.

I get that you infidel kuffars think it is “cool” and “hip” to get your dicks cut off and balls removed and molded into a cunt, but as a Muslim I can not help but find it severely disturbing.

You can celebrate the virgin birth (*snicker) of your Jew God however you like for now, but it is only a matter of time before Islam conquers the world. Once we do, you damn well better believe you’ll be packing up those Christmas trees and Lady Gaga post-op tranny vaginas as they are offensive to Allah. Allahu Akbar!

Heathen commie ruski Anna Kournikova is trying to turn the world socialist by showing her Bolshevik pussy.

As you can see in the animated GIF below. Anna Kournikova is not even subtle about flashing her shaved tight pink commie cunt for the world to see. That is because she is a socialist and as a socialists she believes her vagina belongs to the community and should be shared by all. A revolting thought!

Anna Kournikova thinks that by showing her Bolshevik snatch she can cause the proletariat to rise up against their capitalist masters, issuing in a new era for Communism.

Nice try Anna but Communism has already failed to beat Capitalism. The only proven cure for capitalist imperialism is Islam. As the Taliban had proven in Afghanistan, by resisting any sort of industry and maintaining only the very basic standard of living like Allah commands.

Islam, not Anna Kournikova’s pussy is the answer to the world’s problems.

Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel’s face must be beet red right now after this upskirt picture showing her vagina was leaked on the Internet.

After breaking up Tiger Woods’ marriage Rachel Uchitel famously turned down a 7 figure offer from Playboy to pose nude in the magazine, because according to her she is actually a reserved lady and not a home-wrecking whore. However, now this picture of Rachel Uchitel’s cotter is out for the world to see, and it is absolutely free.

I can finally see why Tiger Woods found Rachel Uchitel so appealing. Her pussy looks like the 16th hole at Pebble Beach. There is a fairly large playing surface surrounded by rough, and a generous hole placement which should only require 3 strokes to finish in.

Enjoy this upskirt picture of Rachel Uchitel’s vagina for free, and take comfort in the fact that is cost Tiger Woods 100 million dollars for the same privilege.