The Brit Awards (the UK’s Grammys) were held last night in London, and the big winner was Lady Gaga. Not because she won 3 awards, but because she was able to flash her brand new vagina to the world.

Lady Gaga showing her vagina in England last night is ironic because just a few months ago Gaga showed her penis to a crowd at an English music festival. Obviously now that Lady Gaga has had that pesky wee-wee of her’s removed she is excited and ready to show off her new mangled vagina to anyone who can stomach looking at it.

To me it looks like a chewed up ham sandwich, but that is not bad at all for a post op snatch… or so I’ve heard.

Miley Cyrus’ biggest fan made good on her threat to eat her beloved cat “Fuzzy” if Miley did not go back on Twitter.

In detail the Miley Cyrus fan describes how she took Fuzzy to the vet and had her euthanized on Monday, before frying herself up a nice cat meal.

“I then fried the meat in a pan with olive oil, added some salt and spice flavoring and put it on a plate with some celery and green onions. For a drink I had Mountain Dew.”

I like this girl’s style. She made her demands and when they were not met she carried out on her threat. I think my fellow terrorists could learn a thing or two about balls from this young lady. However, I do have to question her methods. Eating a euthanized cat is disgusting! She should have stomped the cat to death. It helps tenderize the meat!

After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section.

	Sigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins.
	Lindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast.
	Paris Hilton’s pussy tastes like the inside of a catcher’s mitt.
	Sarah Jessica Parker’s pussy tastes like a hard-boiled egg.
	Miley Cyrus’s pussy tastes like 5 to 10 in the state pen… and fresh strawberries.
	Rosie O’Donnell’s pussy tastes like a bulldog’s asshole.
	Reese Witherspoon’s pussy tastes like Christmas morning.
	Elizabeth Taylor’s pussy tastes like sawdust and gorgonzola.
	Britney Spears’s pussy tastes like placenta.
	Jessica Alba’s pussy tastes like sunflower seeds and disappointment.
	Angelina Jolie’s pussy tastes like her brother.
	Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pussy tastes like apricots and sunshine.
	Jessica Simpson’s pussy tastes like tuna… or is that chicken?
	Scarlett Johansson’s pussy tastes like applesauce and feet.
	Madonna’s pussy tastes like sulfur dioxide.
	Natalie Portman’s pussy tastes like humus and matza.
	Jodie Foster’s pussy tastes like 2 bears fucking in the woods.