Natalie Portman upskirt



Actress and Zionist Jew Natalie Portman made a spectacle of her self last night at the 2012 People’s Choice Awards.


Natalie, who was not even nominated for an award, showed up to the event with her tits hanging out and no panties on. She then proceeded to spend the entire night with her legs completely spread airing out her filthy Jew front butt.


This sickening display by Natalie Portman is typical of a Jew, especially Israelis, who show up where they are not wanted, refuse to leave, and then make the place stink like rotten vagina.

Selena Gomez spread eagle



We all know that former Disney star Selena Gomez has no problem prostituting her body while advertising a project, but has she taken her sluttery to the next level by spreading eagle for outdoor patio furniture? The photo above certainly makes it look that way!


Clearly this is an AD for outdoor furniture, and I’ll admit the wicker chair does look like some quality craftsmanship. However, the fact that this furniture company is so overtly using sex, with the degenerate Mexican Selena Gomez showing off her diseased lady hole, is shameful and in poor taste.


If you want to sell more of these wicker chairs why not use a picture of a woman in a full burka kneeling respectfully to the side of one, possibly with a cold drink balanced on her head? Now that is something that would loosen my purse strings.

Emma Watson ass pussy



In a shocking display of honesty, actress Emma Watson opens up in the new issue of “Deep Dicking Quarterly” about being bisexual and her love for swallowing semen.


I must say the article was a fascinating read and completely changed my opinion about Emma Watson. I use to think she was just a slutty dyke who reluctantly sucked her way to the top. However, now I know that Emma Watson is a slutty bisexual who enjoyed sucking her way to the top. A real revelation!


After seeing this article in Deep Dicking Quarterly, one can only imagine how much more brutal honesty and graphic nudity we will get from Emma Watson in the future.

Miranda Kerr vagina



Victoria’s Secret model and Orlando Bloom’s cum receptacle Miranda Kerr flashed her vagina while walking the runway in Milan yesterday.


Miranda Kerr was modeling some stupid looking dress when she was overwhelmed with the desire to expose her vagina. So Miranda lifted up the dress, flashing her see through lace panties and disgusting lady parts to the world.


Obviously Miranda Kerr’s vagina is not getting enough attention at home for her to feel the need to expose it to the world like this. Orlando Bloom would be wise to stop daydreaming about Johnny Depp while diddling his own butthole for a couple minutes to satisfy his woman, before she embarrasses him further with these brazen acts of sluttery.

It has been over 3 years since Celeb Jihad scientists determined what celebrity pussy tastes like.


Now the scientific whiz kids at Celeb Jihad laboratories in Tehran have uncovered what many of the top female celebs’ pussies smell like, and have released the results below.


With these findings we are starting to get a clear picture of what it is like to be in between the legs of Hollywood’s top female stars.

Lady Gaga Lady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet garbage, roof tar, and her dick.
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices.
Rihanna Rihanna’s pussy smells like a bulldog’s nut sack.
cher Cher’s pussy smells like Romano cheese and Colonial Williamsburg.
Katy Perry Katy Perry’s pussy smells like cheesecake and fairy dust.
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like cigar spit and an Insane Clown Posse concert.
Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj’s pussy smells like Lebron’s mom after a night out with his teammates.
Britney Spears Britney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones.
Shakira Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves.
Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells.
Madonna Madonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit.
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain.
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries.
Beyonce Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt.
Selena Gomez Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit.
Taylor Swift Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth.
Paris Hilton Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand.
Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to wearing that day.
Megan Fox Megan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul.
Sarah Palin Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like Nancy Grace’s face looks.
Kate Middleton Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974… and tuna water.
Angelina Jolie Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy.
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret.
Kristen Stewart Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin.
Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant).
Emma Watson Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese.
Ke$ha Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food.

Jessica Alba vagina



Well the inevitable has finally happened! Jessica Alba has shown her vagina in a movie.


As you can see in the gif below, Jessica Alba has a nasty case of “sass mouth”, so a man picks her up and carries her to the bedroom to straighten her out… sexually. As the man is carrying Jessica Alba her slutty little whore shorts shift to the side exposing her well used lady lips.


So enjoy this glimpse of Jessica Alba’s vagina, it has been long overdue. And I am sure we can expect to see her vag a few more times in the future as her career continues to spiral downwards.


Jessica Alba vagina

Victoria Justice pussy



It did not take long for Hollywood to corrupt 17 year old Victoria Justice and turn her into a cunt-hungry lesboqueer.


As you can see in the gif below Victoria Justice is having some sort of “girl talk” session with her obviously homosexual redheaded friend when the topic of female genitalia comes up. Both girls mouth the word “pussy” with Victoria Justice then licking her lips and the redhead giving a mischievous smile and eyebrow raise.


Victoria Justice pussy


The thought of these two hot young teen girls engaged in lesbian encounters, their eager tongues exploring each other’s nubile bodies while moans of pleasure echo off the walls sickens me! In fact I am so disturbed by the thought of it I doubt I’ll be able to think of anything else the rest of the day.


Victoria Justice teenage lesbian experimentation will now haunt my dreams, and I demand she be punished for inflicting such mental anguish on a pious Muslim man like myself. A vigorous lashing with a whip made of bounded reeds should do the trick. I expect the males of her clan to carry this out post-haste less I be forced to issue a fatwa. Allahu Akbar!