Selena Gomez punch

Selena Gomez and her girlfriend Justin Bieber had dinner at Maggiano’s at The Grove in Los Angeles last night. On their way out a female (presumably lesbian) Justin Bieber fan punched Selena Gomez in the face.

As you can see in the photo above Selena was in tears as she tries to hide her face from the photographers. Her lip is clearly red and swollen from the punch. No word yet on who the Justin Bieber fan was that initiated the attack, but it is almost certain that Justin did nothing to defend Selena and probably curled up into a ball on the ground and waited for the confrontation to end.

As you know we here at Celeb Jihad aren’t prone to taking part in wild speculation, but it seems like this is something Selena’s ex-girlfriend Demi Lovato would do. We know she just got out of that mental institution for punching some girl in the face, and that she is severely disturbed and obsessed with Selena. Just something for the authorities investigating this to think about.

Leona Lewis punched

Pop singer Leona Lewis was signing copies of her new autobiography “Dreams” in London today, when a man who had just had his book signed punched her in the face. According to a friend of Leona Lewis…

“The man queued up patiently, then as soon as she signed his book he smashed her in the face. He didn’t say anything to her and she is at a loss as to why anyone would do such an evil thing.”

The only thing that would have made this story more amusing would be if the man had smashed her in the face with her own autobiography. Leona Lewis is 24-years-old! What kind of self-absorbed twit writes an autobiography at 24?

Autobiographies should be written by those who have actually lived life, and want to impart hard earned wisdom. Not some 20 something tranny looking pop star. Leona Lewis got what she deserved.

perez hilton

This is a picture of the noted sodomite Perez Hilton with a black eye after being punched by the manager for the Black Eyed Peas, the righteous Polo Molina. It is probably the most satisfying picture I will see all week.

If Allah in his infinite wisdom allowed onanism, I would pleasure myself furiously to this pic.

perez punch

There have been a few celebrity responses to the whole Perez Hilton getting punched incident. It is not surprising that celebrities are being sassy towards the noted sodomite and celebrity blogger. No word yet if any celebrities are going to doodle penises on his pic and post them on their blog though.

Kelly Clarkson:
“I’m gonna be honest with you, he’s gonna get a lot of flowers—not Perez, the manager. I do not think violence is the answer, but what did you expect? You can’t say that much crap about people without having to say something.

Joe Rogan:
“PerezHilton talking about how he doesn’t like drama in his life after he called Will.I.Am a fag and got punched in the head made my day. Watch this, it makes you want to smack him. 3 He talks shit about people for a living and gets upset when karma rolls.”

John Mayer:
Not true. In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face. I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.” this will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.”

Frankie Muniz:
“Perez Hilton, how do you call a man a FAGGOT right in his face and not expect to get hit?”

Travis McCoy (of Gym Class Heroes):
“PS. WILL.I.AM- 1, PEREZ-0, It’s about fucking time.
AAGH,I just watched him get his Chris Crocker on ‘I write drama about other peoples lives,I don’t want drama in mine’ You got BOOM BOOM POW’D! Violence is not the answer. Trust me, been through it. The fact is, not EVERYONE is going to take being called a vulgar expletive lightly.”