Zionist homosexual celebrity “news” site TMZ ran a story yesterday on how Justin Bieber’s tough guy Israeli solider (an oxymoron) bodyguard knocked out a photographer with “one punch” at LAX yesterday.
However, as you can see in the video of the confrontation posted below, this TMZ story is just another Jewish lie, much like the Holocaust and Barbra Streisand’s talent.
Not only is Justin Bieber’s supposed badass Israeli bodyguard just some fat old Jewish guy, but his so called one punch knock out never happened. Instead he does more damage to his limp Jew wrist then to his intended target. See for yourself below.
With its sensationalist journalism and outright lies TMZ gives us celebrity news sites a bad name. We here at Celeb Jihad demand a printed apology from TMZ along with an admission that all Jews are nothing but sissy mouth-breathers, and Justin Bieber would be safer being guarded by a paraplegic homosexual then this weak sucker punching heb.
Transsexual pop star Lady Gaga was caught on video beating one of her female backup dancers, after she dared to try and steal some of Gaga’s spotlight.
As you can see in the video above Gaga did not take kindly to backup dancer Cindy Lou pushing forward on stage. Gaga takes the back of her mic and cracks Cindy Lou in the mouth for her brazen insolence, knocking out 6 of the girl’s teeth. Gaga then thrusts her crotch at Cindy Lou as she meekly crawls off stage, her mouth full of blood.
The Qur’an is very clear that the only way to keep a woman in line is to repeatedly punch her in her mouth. Failure to do so can result in the woman developing a nasty case of backtalk and/or sass mouth. Lady Gaga does well here putting her backup dancer in her place. If she ever stops making her homosexual love songs, she would make a fine madam of a Muslim man’s harem.
When the Blake Lively nude pictures were leaked to the Internet here and here we theorized that they were probably taken for Ben Affleck because he was allegedly having an affair with Blake Lively during the filming of their movie “The Town”.
Well it turns out that Ben’s wife Jennifer Garner thinks Blake’s pics were meant for Ben as well, because yesterday Ben Affleck was photographed walking around Hollywood with a black eye.
Why Ben Affleck would allow a woman to give him a black eye for doing something as natural as banging a hot whore like Blake Lively is beyond me. No Muslim man would ever behave in such a manner!
If Jennifer Garner punched me in the eye her hand would shatter from the force of hitting my powerful masculine eye socket, and that would be the last thing she ever did. Allahu Akbar!
Selena Gomez and her girlfriend Justin Bieber had dinner at Maggiano’s at The Grove in Los Angeles last night. On their way out a female (presumably lesbian) Justin Bieber fan punched Selena Gomez in the face.
As you can see in the photo above Selena was in tears as she tries to hide her face from the photographers. Her lip is clearly red and swollen from the punch. No word yet on who the Justin Bieber fan was that initiated the attack, but it is almost certain that Justin did nothing to defend Selena and probably curled up into a ball on the ground and waited for the confrontation to end.
As you know we here at Celeb Jihad aren’t prone to taking part in wild speculation, but it seems like this is something Selena’s ex-girlfriend Demi Lovato would do. We know she just got out of that mental institution for punching some girl in the face, and that she is severely disturbed and obsessed with Selena. Just something for the authorities investigating this to think about.
Girls Gone Wild founder and tremendous douchebag Joe Francis took hitting on the ladies to the next level last night when he beat up fellow douchebag Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole.
According to Jayde Nicole, Francis was hitting on and harassing one of her girl friends so she did what any sane person would do, she threw her drink in his face. That’s when Joe punched Jayde in the face, threw her to the ground by her hair, and kicked her in the ribs. Apparently Jayde’s friend tried to come to her defense and she got punched too.
Joe Francis then fleed from the club. Brody claims to have chased him, but was tasered by some mystery person (yeah right wuss).
Being the man that Brody is though he didn’t let the tasing stop him from talking smack on Twitter about the incident saying, “Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him. How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t. Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!”
Notice the extra exclamation points at the end he obviously means business!!!
Police are looking for Joe Francis to question him about the assault. Hopefully they can find him before he hangs himself in a hotel room in Canada.
