Dennis Hopper, the famed actor best know for his role in Super Mario Bros., has died of “prostate cancer” at the age of 74. Hopper’s death comes just one day after fellow thespian Gary Coleman died of a “stroke.”
While the media will tell you that both men died of natural causes, this is nothing but a smoke screen. CelebJihad.com would like to claim responsibility for both deaths, and the deaths of all celebrities over the past two years. This is yet another triumph in Islam’s continuing battle against the Zionist-Crusader alliance. And not to make any threats, but TV’s Alan Thicke should tread very, very lightly.
Allahu Akbar!
R.I.P. Dennis Hopper.
Actress Jennifer Aniston has been diagnosed with Prostate Cancer, sources have confirmed. The cancer was discovered during a routine screening by Aniston’s The Bounty Hunter co-star, Gerard Butler.
While promoting their new film in Paris, Butler thought Aniston looked sick and decided to give her an on-the-spot exam. His suspicions were confirmed when he discovered Aniston’s prostate had swelled.
“It was like touching a lumpy grapefruit,” said Butler. “Bloody disgusting, she is.”
Aniston will begin treatment for the disease this Thursday and is hopeful that her ailment may garner sympathy from ex-husband Brad Pitt. We wish her the best of luck.
