Justin Bieber, the name conjures up thoughts of horrible singing and deviant homosexual behavior, but one man is trying to change all that. He is 50-year-old Justin “John” Bieber from Ohio.

As you can see in the screenshot from his profile above, Justin “John” Bieber lets the crazed hoards of young Justin Bieber’s lesbian teen fans know what is what, by telling them very eloquently to “fuck off”.

Obviously this man needs to be supported in his efforts to win back the name of Justin Bieber. Already a Facebook fan page has been started for him. With enough exposure hopefully one day when people hear the name Justin Bieber they will think of an old guy from Ohio who likes to bang prostitutes.

She may have an expression on her face that makes her look like she just got hit in the head, but I’m warming up to Fergie’s profile.

Does this make up for her music? Of course not. Maybe reversing global warming or eradicating hunger would make up for “My Humps,” but that’s about it.

She still has the hair of a Lego person, and there’s still this picture of her wetting herself so she’s far from the total package, but she could totally be a model for those female silhouette mudflaps.

We here at Celeb Jihad have just learned that this is the Facebook profile of Justin Bieber’s lover.

Not to be a hater, but have you ever seen someone so hideous? I mean they look like a degenerate AIDS ridden crackhead. I would of expected someone as famous as Justin Bieber to do MUCH better than that.

Granted they do look like they put out, but not in the sexy way, more like in the I suck random guys off in gas station bathrooms way.

We can only hope Justin Bieber comes to his senses and stops crushing on this disgusting beast before he contracts something.