The future King of England has already dug himself a royal hole by giving into the lascivious desires of his first wife, Kate Middleton.

Prince William decided not to sign a prenuptial agreement before their wedding, effectively sealing his demise and further proving that he is a weak man undeserving of Allah’s love.

As evidenced by Kate’s lack of a burka and her tendency to wear skirts that come well above her ankles, there is no denying that she is one money hungry floozy (and I have met my fair share).

Patrick Jephson, who was Princess Diana’s former private secretary, stated, “If [Kate] was my sister, I’d tell her to get a good prenup. Kate’s not just going into a marriage, she’s going into a business.”

In spite of his ties to the notorious whore Diana, we agree with what the British enemy says. After all, what’s a marriage if not for the business of populating the world with more loyal jihadists?

Without a prenup both Kate and William have left themselves dangerously exposed. For instance if Kate fails to provide a male heir and William has to dispose of her, they are both going to be kicking themselves for not having the manner of her disposal in writing as it can get quite messy. Allahu Akbar!

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have finally worked out the details of their prenup, and CelebJihad.com has obtained all the exclusive details.
 

• In the event of divorce, Mr. Odom will retain no less than 1/3 of the junk in Mrs. Kardashian’s trunk.
• In the event that Mr. Odom is charged with the grizzly stabbing death of Mrs. Kardashian, the ghost of Robert Kardashian will act as his legal representation.
• The couple agrees to split all proceeds from their soon to be “stolen” sex tape, Ebony and Ugly.
• Mr. Odom agrees never to reveal the secret location of Bruce Jenner’s sarcophagus.
• Mrs. Kardashian will retain custody of any of the couples children, but Mr. Odom will retain merchandising and animation rights for the couples first born son, Calabasas Seacrest Kardodom.
• In the interest of objectivity, any divorce proceedings will be decided by a jury of peers who have no idea who the fuck “Billy Bush” is.
• If children are conceived, any custody hearings will be heard by a state family court judiciary. And the children will be just awful.