The line between Hollywood actress and degenerate disease ridden porn star is a fine one indeed. That is why it is not at all surprising when so called “mainstream” actresses are right at home “pretending” to be porn stars for biopics.
The video below chronicles the top 5 mainstream actresses to play porn stars in movies. Of course as a pious Muslim man all women not covered under a burka look like porn stars to me, so I simply see 5 infidel actresses performing as they always do. But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself in the video below.
The picture above is of Charlie Sheen posing happily with his wife, girlfriend/nanny, and porn star Bree Olson after (probably) having a foursome.
Charlie Sheen and his women are all staying together in an exclusive resort in the Bahamas. When Charlie Sheen isn’t fulfilling the will of Allah and trying to get the abomination of a show “Two And A Half Men” canceled, he is probably enjoying the sensual pleasures of his harem by having his wife lick his balls while banging his girlfriend and/or porn star in the ass.
It is great to see Charlie Sheen embrace Islamic culture like this. Like every good Muslim Charlie rants against the US government and makes thinly veiled anti-semitic remarks, enjoys smoking the poppy, and has a harem of obedient women who eagerly fulfill his every desire. Allah truly has shown Charlie the way. Allahu Akbar!
Tiger Woods’ mistress Joslyn James has made headlines today by releasing a series of very graphic text messages that Tiger allegedly sent her during their relationship. Here is a sample of the ones released that got my loins burning.
- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? … just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you
However, Celeb Jihad has learned that these texts are just the tip of the iceberg, and that Joslyn has been saving the really dirty stuff for later. We were able to get our hands on some more alleged Tiger Woods text messages, and lets just say I haven’t masturbated this vigorously since I heard Farrah Fawcett died of ass cancer. Don’t take my word for it see for yourself:
- OK lets go to the Olive Garden. You can order the pasta primavera and I’ll take it into the bathroom, jerk off into it, then watch you eat it.
- I want to suck a fart out of your a**hole and hold it in my mouth like a bong hit.
- Have you ever eaten another girl’s sh*t out of a cup, then vomited it back into the cup, then watched as she drank the sh*t vomit, then tongue kissed her? … just morbid curiosity.
- You are my disgusting AIDS ridden c*ckgobbling c*m dumpster. I want to take a blowtorch to your nipples.
What did I tell you hot stuff!
Never one to mince words, porn star and alleged Tiger Woods mistress Holly Sampson was actually claiming to have “f*cked” Tiger Woods back on May 26th.
In a web video for some adult site, Holly and another porn star are interviewed. When Holly is asked if she has ever had sex with anyone famous she first name drops Kevin Costner (who apparently has an enormous dong). Then Holly casually mentions she had sex Tiger Woods.
This leads her into the whole story of how her and Tiger met, and what he was like in bed saying,
“I f*cked Tiger Woods. … Me and my girlfriends did a bachelor party for Tiger and it was amazing. And then he picked me to go in the room. I have to say he was really good.”
“I think it’s pretty amazing. He’s like the whitest black boy you’ve ever met. His teeth are perfect and he’s the perfect gentleman. He’s beautiful.”
Sampson also confirmed performing oral sex on Woods and that he used a condom.
“It was pretty simple, straight up sex. He’s got a lot to protect himself from too. I think he would probably die if he knew I was telling this on the internet but that’s okay, I don’t care. It was fun, it’s not like it was any big mystery.”
Here is video of Holly Sampson discussing banging Tiger Woods back on May 26th. Enjoy!
Well it turns out that not only is one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses a porn star, but she is also a high class “escort” (which is French for prostitute).
Holly Sampson, who I believe was the 4th woman to come forward about having an affair with Tiger Woods, is a fairly well known porn star. However, Holly is a real go-getter and she was not satisfied just having sex on film for money, so she branched out into selling sex to just about anyone who is willing to pay for it. As this screen shot from her profile on an escort website shows.
Holly’s escort profile reads:
I want to be that special someone whom you’ll REMEMBER. I want to make sure that when we part you’re left completely WALKING ON AIR. The memory of my smile should WARM you. The sound of my laugh should LINGER in your mind. The touch of my hand on yours should leave you – BREATHLESS…
With such poetry in her profile how could Tiger resist? Now the only question is did she make Tiger pay, or did he get a freebie for being famous and having really white teeth?
