The Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures we have all been dreading have leaked to the Internet, and she looks great, for a 56 year old. Playboy can only do so much with the infidel science of airbrushing, and years of Lindsay Lohan being ridden hard and put up wet can’t be erased so easily.

I have tainted this holy Muslim website by posting the Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy pictures. Those of you with an unhealthy curiosity and an iron stomach may view them below. May Allah protect you!

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The infidel press was in a tizzy yesterday over the news that skanky drug addict Lindsay Lohan has agreed to show her disease-ridden nude body in Playboy magazine.

Finally regular Americans will get to see what only a few thousand Johns and lesbians in SoCal, and anyone with a computer has seen, a naked Lindsay Lohan! In honor of the momentous occasion of Lindsay Lohan finally taking naked pictures for Playboy, here are naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan she took for free years ago.

Now remember these pics will only give us a rough idea of how Lindsay Lohan’s nude body is going to look in Playboy, she has had quite a few years of hard living since these came out so we must prepare ourselves for her to look even worse.

We have just received exclusive video of the Karissa Shannon sex tape.

What a surprise another day and another infidel whore trying to strike it rich by having sex with a black guy on camera. This time the infidel whore is Karissa Shannon who was a Playboy model and briefly pretended to date Hugh Hefner for the show “The Girls Next Door”.

When did the rumor start that black guys ejaculate fame and money? Stupid Western sluts like Karissa Shannon seem to think that by getting their well used holes stretched on a sex tape by a black they will suddenly become America’s sweetheart. In my village the only women that sleep with blacks are the fat ones, and they certainly aren’t proud of it and would never record it.

Here is the video from Karissa Shannon’s sex tape aptly titled “Karissa Shannon Superstar” because I’m sure you degenerate kuffar Westerners will worship Karissa for the sick sexual perversions she performs on this tape.

See the Full Tape Here

Playboy Magazine recently released these naked pictures of Kim Kardashian. They are outtakes from Kim Kardashian’s famed Playboy spread, and apparently Kim is furious that they were released.

You see Kim Kardashian still claims that she is not a porn star. Her whole career is based off of her having sex on camera and then posing for nude pictures, yet in her vapid slut mind that does not mean she is a porn star.

I don’t know what kind of sick depraved acts someone has to do on film to be considered a porn star in Kim Kardashian’s mind, but it must be some twisted stuff if it is worse than taking it from Ray J.

Kim Kardashian is a filthy slut who does porn. The sooner she can accept that the better it will be for her at her trail when Sharia law is instituted in America. Let us never forget Kim Kardashian’s whorish ways with these outtakes from her Playboy photo shoot.

In 1977 director Roman Polanski drugged and anally raped a 13-year-old girl while she begged him to stop. Though if she was on drugs I don’t know why he should be expected to take her pleads to “stop” seriously.

In America at that time this was illegal (I’m pretty sure it is not any more, it was made legal in the Obama health care bill somewhere), so Polanski was forced to flee to France. Now another woman has come forward to claim that Roman Polanski raped her when she was just a teenager.

Charlotte Lewis, who starred in the Polanski film Pirates, spoke at a news conference Friday saying “he (Roman Polanski) sexually abused me in the worst possible way when I was 16 years old.”
“In addition to the fact that both myself and his previous victim were underage, I believe that there are other similarities in the crime that he committed.”

She continued, “Mr. Polanski knew that I was only 16 years old when he met me and forced himself upon me in his apartment in Paris. He took advantage of me and I have lived with the effects of his behavior ever since it occurred. All I want is justice.”

She wants justice? Didn’t Roman cast her as the star in his movie? You’d think Charlotte Lewis would have figured out how Hollywood works by now. Old dirty Zionists producers and directors bang young girls in the ass in exchange for starring roles in their upcoming movies. Talk to Miley Cyrus she’ll explain it to you.

John Mayer’s penis is at the center of a major controversy. When asked if he’d ever get with a black woman during a recent interview with Playboy magazine the singer revealed that,

“I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke c*ck. I’m going to start dating separately from my d*ck.”

As the backlash against John Mayer’s penis continues to grow it released this statement through its’ publicist to try and mediate the damage to its’ reputation. According to John Mayer’s penis,

“I am sad and hurt by the comments made by John Mayer about me in his recent Playboy interview. I really don’t even know where John was getting that white supremacist stuff from. I’m one of the most open-minded penises you’ll ever meet.

I’ve been in everything from women and men to animals and various warm casseroles. Sure I’ve never been in a “black”, but that’s only because they are all criminals with nappy hair, not because I am racist or anything. In fact I hangout with blacks all the time. Of course they usually get flushed before we get to know each other, but still at least I make the effort.”

Well the day we have been fearing has finally come. Tara Reid’s Playboy pictures have been leaked to the Internet!

Thank Allah the Playboy Airbrushing department put in the countless hours necessary to make these pictures viewable. I think we all remember Tara Reid making headlines for her horribly mutilated body, after her plastic surgeon Dr. Hook carved her up. You can hardly tell this girl has a grotesque scar ridden body in these pictures.

Enjoy the airbrushed glory that is these Tara Reid playboy pictures.

After years of paying her dues doing tickle porn and taking her clothes off for minor adult websites (and lets face it probably any guy who drove a nice enough car) Joanna Krupa finally made a name for herself by getting on the ABC show “Dancing With The Stars”.

Like many of the “celebrities” on “Dancing With The Stars” Joanna leveraged her appearance on the show to obtain her dream job in the entertainment industry, Playboy model.

Joanna Krupa poses naked in the December issue of Playboy. The pictures are below. I think we all can take a moment to enjoy one woman’s dream finally coming true.

Tara Reid has announced that she went completely naked for Playboy’s December issue. If that isn’t disturbing enough “Real Housewives of New York” star Kelly Bensimon is also set to appear naked in that very same issue.

What the hell is Playboy doing? Tara Reid and Kelly Bensimon in the same issue? Are they doing a salute to “The Girls of Horribly Disfiguring Plastic Surgery”. Playboy’s airbrushing department is going to have to work day and night from now till December to make those pics viewable.

Well the moment we’ve all been dreading is here. Heidi Montag’s Playboy pictures are out, and it is official Hugh Hefner is completely senile.

Hef paid Heidi “Horse Face” Montag to appear in Playboy clothed. If anyone gets even remotely aroused from these pictures you have a problem. A stiff breezes has more of a chance of getting me turned on then these pics do.

Recently Vanessa Hudgen’s and Ashley Greene’s lawyers have contacted me to remove the nude photos I posted of them. I am actually hoping Heidi’s lawyers do the same. In fact, Heidi’s lawyers if you are reading this, here is my email CelebJihad@gmail.com. If you want me to take these down for any reason, and I mean any reason, please contact me and I will comply posthaste.