As you can see in the video above, actress and converted Muslim Hayden Panettiere’s breasts have miraculously gotten bigger. Praise be to Allah!
Ever since Hayden became a Muslim Allah has been bestowing blessings upon her (usually in the form of sex with us virile Muslim men), and now Allah is showing favor to Hayden once again by granting her a large bosom (a gift that infidel women have to pay good money to Jew plastic surgeons for).
It boggles the mind to think that just a year ago Hayden Panettiere was a heathen Christian with a boxy flat-chested impish body. Now she is a fully blossomed Muslim woman whose body gives testament to the greatness of Allah.
The disturbing photo above is of MTV “Teen Mom” star Jenelle Evans topless just days after having plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
This photo of a topless Jenelle is the perfect embodiment of American society, an ugly mudshark slut drug addict with a shitty boob job.
In fact, forget the bald eagle, the Statue of Liberty, and Uncle Sam, this Jenelle topless pic should be the new symbol for the United States. They should have to put it on their money.
Converted Muslimina Jennifer Love Hewitt reveals her new boob job in the photo above.
Clearly Jennifer Love Hewitt got this boob job so that us Muslim men can titty bang her properly. Jennifer’s old tiny D breasts were no match for a Muslim man’s enormous manhood, but these new breasts are just about the right size to handle an Islamic tunic snake slithering through them before it spits all over her face.
By getting a boob job Jennifer Love Hewitt is teaching a valuable lesson to all young women that it is important to undergo radical and painful surgery to please men… especially Muslim men.
Megan Fox is considered by many infidels to be the sexiest woman in the world, but only because us Muslims do not allow dirty kuffar eyes ogling our women.
However, as you can see in the photo above of Megan Fox before she had her face reconstructed using the Jew science of plastic surgery, she is actually not that hot. In fact pre plastic surgery Megan Fox would barely be considered f*ckable by our high Muslim standards.
Of course the current model Megan Fox 2.0 is definitely concubine material, but like most infidel women, Megan was only able to achieve that status through the dark arts. Kuffar sluts like Megan Fox clearly lack the Allah given natural beauty of our pious Musliminas.
Halle Berry has started undergoing plastic surgery to make a dramatic transformation into a duck. As the photo above clearly shows the Oscar winning actress is already starting to resemble the aquatic bird she must love so much.
Of all the birds to choose from I find Halle Berry’s choice of turning into a duck quite peculiar. The duck is one of the least sexiest birds. Now if Halle was changing her appearance to look like a quail or a finch I could understand that, those birds are hot. But a duck? That just boggles the mind.
To get to the bottom of Halle Berry’s plastic surgery duck fetish. We went and spoke to her father (at least the black homeless man outside the 7/11 claimed to be her father, who are we to argue). Halle Berry’s bum daddy told us that, “Halle Berry is a fine b*tch”. When pressed on why she would want to transform into a duck he responded, “because she be suckin dat white d*ck”.
Fascinating insight into the mind of yet another severely disturbed celebrity.
By Muhammad’s beard! Look at Miley Cyrus’ fat face in this little black dress. I don’t know why Miley Cyrus has such a bloated face, but I am willing and able to speculate.
The first and most obvious explanation is that Miley Cyrus is already having plastic surgery. Yes she is 17 years old but her face has lived a hard life. Those Disney producers are not going to service themselves after all.
The next possible explanation is that her uncle-daddy Billy Ray drank one to many PBR’s, and took out his failed career aspirations on his more successful daughter’s face.
The final explanation for Miley’s bloated dome is that she is expecting a long cold winter, and is stock piling nuts in her cheeks. This one I think is probably the most likely explanation.
Take a look at these pictures of Miley Cyrus’ stupid fat face in a little black dress and see if you can determine what is causing her bulbous head.
Pictures of “The Hills” star Heidi Montag after having 10 different plastic surgery procedures done to her face and body have been released.
Heidi looks fantastic! Who was the witch doctor that performed these miracles on her face? There is nothing more aesthetically pleasing then a woman who is incapapable of showing any form of expression in her face.
Spencer is a lucky man. Heidi will now be able to sit in quiet regard to her husband, and not risk a lashing for showing a sign of disapproval at his actions. I only hope for Spencer’s sake that one of the 10 plastic surgery procedures Heidi underwent was to have her clit removed. There is nothing like making sweet love to a woman who can achieve no enjoyment as she lies there with a blank look on her face.