Can you guess which celebrity the mustache above belongs to?

No? Well believe it or not the handsome lady stache belongs to none other than super model Kate Upton!

We have given Kate Upton a hard time in the past for bouncing her shameful feminine boobies around, but if she continues to grow sexy pubic hair on her face like this, us Muslim men will certainly forgive and forget her past transgressions.

Truly Kate Upton is in the process of becoming a beautiful woman. Allah forgive me but my loins can not help but ache at the thought of her continuing to sprout lush pubic hair all over her body.

Former Disney star Demi Lovato showed off her disgusting butt in a bikini in the photo above nearly causing me to vomit up my lunch of smoked goat meat and camel milk.

How a fattie like Demi Lovato can have such a flat shapeless ass is beyond me. Clearly Demi has never been harnessed to a plow and made to perform a decent day’s work in her life.

Instead this porker lays by pools roasting her flesh in the sun (as if that is going to help her appearance), causing nausea in pious Muslim men like myself. Demi Lovato must either exercise her rump regularly or wear the burqa, there can be no compromise on this issue.

Did country music star Taylor Swift expose her bare naked ass in the photo above? It certainly looks that way!

It comes as no surprise that Taylor Swift would try and generate publicity with a nude photo like this as she has basically been selling sex for years through her pornographic song lyrics and staged in concert upskirts.

If this is in fact Taylor Swift showing off her taut milky white hindquarters then a fatwa must be issued and charges brought in Sharia court for crimes against morality. For too long now Taylor Swift has brazenly violated Islamic law, it is time she pay for her crimes. Allahu Akbar!

Desperate to regain the spotlight, washed-up actress Amanda Bynes appears to have flashed her breast in the photo above.

It looks as though Amanda Bynes is leaving some Hollywood club after a night filled with heathen debauchery, when she catches sight of some paparazzi who are hopelessly looking for a celeb to photograph and decide to settle on her. Obviously Amanda tries to seize the moment by casually dropping her shirt from her shoulder exposing her sinful lady breast.

No doubt this is just the shot in the arm Amanda Bynes’ career needed, and thanks to the Zionists in Hollywood we will now be forced to see her once again starring in awful movies. This truly is a dark day for humanity.

Pop star Katy Perry flaunts her shameful thong in the photo above.

Why infidel women like Katy Perry enjoy walking around with cloth stuck up their butt in these so called “thongs” boggles the mind. One can not help but assume it is to tantalize the degenerate infidel male.

However, as a Muslim man I do not see the appeal. The only things stuck up Katy Perry’s ass that would turn me on are an IED and my cock. Allahu Akbar!

Christina Hendricks shows off her breeding potential to us pious Muslim men in the new issue of Cosmo.

Christina knows that Cosmo is the preferred magazine of Muslims shopping for a 2nd or 3rd wife, so it is the perfect place for her to flaunt her bountiful breasts and wide child bearing hips.

No doubt clan leaders, imams, and possibly even Sheiks, will be interested in purchasing Christina Hendricks as she could birth and nourish many a future Jihadist with her womanly frame. For Christina’s sake let us hope her maidenhead is still intact so that she may fetch top dollar at market.

Uptight Brit Kate Beckinsale shows off her stuffy naked body in the photo above. Kate Beckinsale releasing a nude picture is not at all surprising considering she is currently promoting not 1 but 2 films right now.

The Zionists who control Hollywood require that all actresses get publicity for their films at any cost. Usually this involves making the rounds on the interview circuit while pretending to date a homosexual actor (preferably Jake Gyllenhaal), but since Kate has both “Contraband” and “Underworld: Awakening” in theaters more extreme marketing techniques were required.

This Kate Beckinsale naked pic will certainly drive the obese infidels masses to the movies, as they are easily stimulated. However, us Muslims will almost certainly stay strong and wait to pirate Kate’s films when they are released on DVD.

Pop star Katy Perry is on the prowl for a new man to suck the life out of, after recently being dumped by her husband Russell Brand.

As you can see in the photo above, Katy Perry is relying on the infidel whore trick known as the “boobie trap” to ensnare her next man. Thankfully, through the glorious teachings of Allah, us Muslim men have developed an immunity to boobie traps, as we find a woman’s sinful busty bosom revolting.

Yes Katy Perry will never be able to land a Muslim man with her tits hanging out like this, and she will have to settle for yet another effeminate kuffar. Unfortunately, much like Russel Brand, he will fail to properly train Katy Perry, and we will be further subjected to her unholy music and disgusting feminine body.

Times are tough for Kim Kardashian as public opinion of her has been steadily declining since her sham wedding then divorce from Kris Humphries.

Ever the multi-tasker, Kim Kardashian tweeted the above pic of her saggy tits in a pushup bra to combat the bad press, and troll for new black dick.

This PR stunt by Kim will certainly go over well in the heathen Western world, as the infidels love slutty pics shared on social media. Whether this bold move of showing tits instead of ass will score her another black guy is yet to be seen.

Converted Muslim Miley Cyrus demonstrates proper sexual positioning in the naked photo above.

The Qur’an is very clear that a woman must present herself to her husband, master, or male relative as Miley Cyrus is demonstrating. This allows the man access to the woman’s vagina or rectum depending upon his current temperate.

Of course Miley is making one mistake as she is looking back and smiling in this pic. A woman must never make eye contact with a man as it is a sign of disrespect. Also nothing is more of a turn off to us pious Muslim men then a woman immodestly enjoying herself during sexual intercourse.

Miley Cyrus will learn that she must avert her eyes, and keep her face expressionless if she is going to be a proper Muslim concubine. Luckily this is something a few lashes with some bounded reeds followed by a hard anal session can easily correct. Allahu Akbar!