Miley Cyrus, her pushed-up boobs, and some old guy she is banging right now (lets call him Beardo) were all in attendance at the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Rocks Party Fun Time in Hollywood last night before the Oscars.
Miley was said to be so moved by the party that she is now open to giving AIDS a chance in her life. According to a source close to Cyrus, “She use to think that AIDS was just something the blacks and queers got, but she has now come to realize that filthy c*m sl*t Hollywood whores can get it too… and that intrigues her.”
No word yet if Beardo is carrying and will be infecting Miley, but the bug chasing actress should have no problem finding a carrier among the bevy of Hollywood hunks on the “DL” that she can easily persuade into having a night of unprotected anal love making.
Celebrities are all hopeless nitwits. For example look at this picture of Jessica Biel washing her toes. She is doing it all wrong!
First Jessica you do not need to be topless to wash you toes. You just need to remove your shoes and any socks you may or may not be wearing. Your full beautiful breasts have nothing to do with toe washing!
Next Jessica you do not have to climb into a sink to wash your toes. You can simply bend over or crouch down in the shower to clean them, or better yet if you are taking a bath you can just bend your knees and reach them. How stupid is this girl to climb into a sink? I mean come on!
Jessica Biel, like all celebrities, is a mentally challenged f*cktard who has no place in decent society. Someone should strap a helmet on her and confine her to a padded room, so she can not harm herself or others.
Photographic evidence has emerged that Brigitte Bardot, the famous French actress from the 1950’s and 60’s, was the inventor of the celebrity upskirt shot.
The photo above taken outside a brothel in Paris in 1954 shows a young Brigitte Bardot shamelessly showing her incredibly risque white lace panties. A girl wearing white lace panties in those days is equivalent to one walking around with 3 big black dicks in her today.
As legend has it Bardot came up with the idea to show the public her panties that night after drinking 3 bottles of red wine and playing a rousing game of “just the tip” with actor Cary Grant. She reportedly said to Grant “Ooh la la I want to show the world my cooch.” The rest as they say is history.
Selena Gomez and her boobs posed with this doofus to raise awareness about Selena’s rack.
An often overlooked part of Selena’s soon to be legal teenage body, her breasts have a coming out party of sorts in this candid shot. Obviously her boobs are no longer willing to play second fiddle to her face and have come out swinging saying, “Hey look we have cleavage. Stare at us.”
No word yet on how the rest of Selena Gomez’s body feels about this power move to grab the headlines, but there has been speculation that her butt has requested some serious gym time.
Selena Gomez will be turning 18 years old on July 22nd so there is understandably a lot of excitement going on with her body. Nothing is more fulfilling for a woman than to be objectified by being valued only for her looks, and once Selena reaches that magical age of 18 it will become socially acceptable in western society to make all sorts of overtly sexual remarks about her taut frame. I for one have some particularly dirty stuff saved up and can hardly wait.
Well color me shocked. Kim Kardashian squeezed her ginormous ass into a bikini and actually looks pretty good. Unfortunately she still has that I’ll only do black guys look in her eyes, but the rest of her has greatly improved.
Has anyone done more for the black community than Robert Kardashian? The man fathered two of the greatest benefactors to black males in Kim and Chloe Kardashian, and he got O.J. Simpson off the hook for murder. If there is anyone who deserves a day of reverence it is Robert Kardashian not Martin Luther King. Last time I checked all of MLK’s daughters were fugly.
This brings me to my next point. Why do girls like Kim Kardashian get with black guys? Well everyone knows that the answer is to get back at their fathers for missing a ballet recital. However, wouldn’t it make more sense to get with Arabs such as myself instead? I mean we are pretty much the most hated minority now. What better way to stick it to the old man than by gobbling on some sweet Sunni nuts? Think about it ladies. Doing black guys to get back at dad is soooooo the 1950s.
The new issue of Vanity Fair will feature a topless Tiger Woods trying to do his best impression of a black man (lifting weights while wearing a skullcap).
I always just assumed Tiger Woods was getting all these women because he was rich and famous, but boy was I wrong. Tiger has some major sex appeal. There is not a woman alive who does not get extremely turned on at the sight of hairy purple nipples. I mean look at those things. They look like a black lamb’s asshole. How erotic is that?
All you women who have viewed this photo of Tiger Woods, and feel an overwhelming urge to pleasure yourselves furiously please leave our website. This is an Allah fearing Muslim site, and we don’t want any disgusting feminine orgasms mocking it up!
TMZ has reportedly found a picture from the 1950’s of John F. Kennedy on a boat filled with naked women. The picture shows two naked women jumping off the boat (presumably to escape), and two more naked women sunning on the top deck (presumably too frozen by fear to attempt an escape). Just below the top deck John F. Kennedy is lying sunning himself, and preparing his mind for the insane amount of wild sex to come.
Professor Jeff Sedlik, a forensic photo expert, says the print appears to be authentic. Sedlik says the photo is printed on paper consistent with what was used in the 1950s. The emulsion on the surface of the print has numerous cracks the result of aging, handling, and beating off too.
There are numerous articles and books on John F. Kennedy which mention a Mediterranean boating trip that he took in August, 1956, with his brother Ted Kennedy and Senator George Smathers. It was rumored that they entertained a number of women on the yacht, as Ted Kennedy entertained a number of whiskeys in his liver.
Jackie Kennedy was pregnant at the time, so John was looking to get some strange pink to stick it in. Ironically Jackie was rushed to the hospital while JFK was on the sex boat. Doctors performed an emergency C-section, but the infant was stillborn. If John would have just waited a week he could have plowed his wife when she got home from the hospital.
