Nerd masturbation fodder Olivia Munn attempts being sexy in the new issue of Esquire magazine.

With her plain Jane looks and completely unremarkable body, Olivia Munn has to resort to not so subtle sexual innuendos like licking lollipops, showing her hard nipples, and using squirt guns in a desperate attempt to elicit some sex appeal in the photos below.

Unfortunately for Olivia Munn she fails epically at being sexy. The best thing for Olivia to do would be to wear the burka. She still wouldn’t be sexy, but at least she’d greatly reduce her chances of getting her skull caved in by us righteous Muslim men.

Model and Orlando Bloom’s cum receptacle Miranda Kerr suffers the extremely rare double boob slip in the photos below.

These sort of wardrobe malfunctions happen when women like Miranda Kerr wear the shoddy clothing of the infidel West instead of a robust and sturdy burka.

Orlando Bloom must punish Miranda Kerr for showing her breasts like this, and bring dishonor to himself and the Bloom clan. Since this was clearly an accidental boob slip, Miranda Kerr could get off easy with a simple acid face burning and banishment.

Hayden Panettiere is back on Miami Beach showing off her righteous Muslim body in the bikini pics below.

Muslimina Hayden certainly does Islam proud by intimidating the puny infidels with her squat and sturdy frame. Obviously her days spent milking goats, digging wells, and of course plowing the poppy fields have done her body good.

If only Hayden Panettiere had a sexy thick coating of dark body hair in these bikini pics, she’d be the ideal vision of Muslim beauty. Hayden should start a regimen of warm camel milk baths to stimulate the follicles, and then return to Miami Beach and really put the infidels to shame.

Disney star Debby Ryan appears to have finally gone completely nude in the photos below.

This nude photo shoot was the next logical career move for Debby Ryan, who must now shed her “good girl” Disney image to make it to the big time as a grown up slutty Hollywood actress.

There is nothing the degenerate American public likes more than fresh faced child stars gone bad, so these nude pics are sure to make Debby Ryan a star. It is just a shame she has chosen this immoral path instead of the righteous one of humbly serving at the heel of a Muslim man.

“Vampire Diaries” star Nina Dobrev was caught dyking out while in a thong bikini in the photos below.

Nina Dobrev and her lesboqueer friends, Ryan Seacrest ex-beard Julianne Hough in pink and Ragina Ricker in black, were photographed on Miami Beach partaking in common lesbian sex acts like holding hands and checking each other for ticks.

These heathen sexual deviants then probably all retreated to their hotel room to strip out of their bikinis and eagerly tongue each other’s moist sin holes. A sickening image that disturbs the mind and upsets the digestion of us true pious Muslims.

Miley Cyrus shows gratuitous amounts of tits and ass for the new issue of V magazine.

Of course as a converted Muslim Miley Cyrus is only showing off her sinful feminine sex organs to point out the degenerate nature of the typical Western female.

As you can see in the photos below, Miley Cyrus is making a mockery of the way an average infidel woman dresses and acts. Miley even goes as far as to flash some nipple in this photo. Clearly Miley Cyrus is a brilliant performance artist and true advocate for Islam.

Amanda Bynes represents the epitome of American class and sophistication, so it is not surprising to see her tweet these topless photos of herself wearing ripped up stockings in a bathroom.

These topless pictures just go to show that the drug dealing pimp that lands Amanda Bynes as his “bottom bitch” is going to be one lucky guy, as it is clear that Amanda would eagerly fulfill a man’s every fantasy no matter how kinky and depraved.

Like say for instance a handsome jihadist celebrity blogger has a fetish for packing a woman’s colon with C-4 and then sending her into a crowded Jerusalem marketplace. Most girls chicken out before carrying out the act, but you better believe a “down ass chick” like Amanda Bynes would see it through until climax.