Jessica Alba proves once again that motherhood has not changed her whore like ways, and its only impact on her has been saggier breasts.

How I pity Jessica Alba’s child. Imagine having a mother that walked around in a revealing top like that, bent over so her bosom dangles for all to see. How much shame must that child feel? How much happier would he be if Jessica wore a motherly burka instead of dressing like a street walker?

Jessica Alba has got to realize that now that her loins have been soiled by birthing a non Muslim child, no one is interested in what little sex appeal she has left no matter much cleavage she sticks in our face. She is just bringing shame to her family with these pathetic attempts to draw attention to herself.

Emma Watson you little tramp! How dare you flash your bare legs and upper thighs to the paparazzi.

I’ll have you know Ms Watson that some paparazzi are good Allah fearing Muslims with a harem of wives who they tolerate very much. They don’t need your unwanted sexual advances to cloud their pure minds. Allah help me if any of those fine men were thrown into a sexual frenzy from seeing your thighs and forced to go off and cheat on their wives with numerous women then I will see to it that the clerics hold you personally responsible and that you are taken out back of the Mosque and horse whipped.

Here is the photographic evidence of Emma Watson trying to corrupt the hard working pious paparazzi with her tight milky white thighs.

Noted thespian and lesbian Demi Lovato courageously decided to show up alone at Vanity Fairs’ Oscars Party.

Lovato, who is currently on the rebound from her very public break up with long time lover Selena Gomez, went stag to the party when she found out that her first choice for a date, Joe Jonas, was in fact a man not a dyke.

I say kudos to Demi Lovato for having the moxie to show her disgraced lesbian face in public after getting dumped by Selena. Look at these pics of Demi. She is a pretty girl and any girl would be lucky to have her feverishly lapping between their legs.

Here are some pictures of Megan Fox when she was in high school at Morningside Academy in Florida.

Remarkably Megan was voted “Most Likely To Be Railed By A Cast Member From 90210″ her senior year. She was also not very popular in school because of her freak toe thumbs. The teenagers would call her cruel names like “Old Toe Thumbs Fox” and “That Stupid Cum Sl*t”

Anyway enjoy these pictures on an underage Megan Fox in her school girl uniform. It is hard to believe that this fresh faced girl would grow up into the tattooed sex freak we know and love today.

Miley Cyrus was out walking yesterday with a mysterious old man. No one knows for sure the identity of Miley’s companion but Celeb Jihad has learned that it is most likely 42-year-old Chet Herpenstein from Van Nuys, CA.

According to our sources, Chet lured Miley into his Mom’s van by asking her to help look for his lost puppy, and the two have been inseparable since. Chet’s mom Gloria Herpenstein is none to pleased about her son dating Miley though. She has been complaining to friends that she hears weird noises coming from his room down in the basement, and that the door is always locked when it never use to be in the past.

Here are the pictures of Miley Cyrus and her old man companion going for a walk together. Not pictured is Miley trying to slip a note to the photographer before being tasered and dragged back to a nearby residence.

Marisa Miller and her band of merry whores all appeared in the UK version of GQ magazine topless.

It is all part of GQ’s tribute to gratuitous almost nudity in magazines. The good people at GQ are such innovators in this field that they didn’t even bother conducting any BS interviews with the models in which they talk about how a sense of humor is the most important thing in a man. Nope just a full page of almost partial female nudity with a small bio in the upper corner, and a copy of their signature so after guys get finished beating off to them they can forge checks in their names. It doesn’t get much hotter than that.

Without further ado here is Marisa Miller & friends topless in GQ magazine.

The future Mrs Durka Durka, Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel, continues to frustrate me. Since we are obviously soul mates and meant to be together I find it a little irritating that she has yet to respond to any of my letters. I didn’t even get so much as a thank you card for the delicious goat testicles I sent her.

Obviously the real problem is that Candice Swanepoel has not had her clit circumcised yet. That explains why she is too busy running around in her underwear being a whore instead of waiting on me hand and foot like proper woman should. If her thong fitter at Victoria’s Secret could just give her a little snip I would be very grateful, and kill them last in the coming religious war.

Until Candice Swanepoel accepts her place by my side I will continue to post pictures of her in lingerie to shame her. Here is are a ton of pics of Candice doing what she does.