Scarlett Johansson topless

Scarlett Johansson lets her bulbous titties hang out in the topless photo above.

Clearly Scarlett hopes that by showing her righteously large bare mammaries she will convince us virile Muslims to snake her boob valley. Unfortunately for Scarlett before us Muslims will plant our meat IEDs in her tit ditch and detonate our baby batter all over her face she must convert to Islam.

Islam is a very inclusive and peaceful religion so converting is quite easy. Scarlett Johansson simply must recite the holy “Shahada” with sincere belief. Then all that is left to do is to skin a Jew and place its pelt on the alter of the Mosque and she is in. Other busty Western women should consider this simple conversion as well.

Alexandra Daddario nude

Actress Alexandra Daddario poses nude for the May 2014 issue of the famous infidel porno magazine Vanity Fair.

Of course Alexandra Daddario made a name for herself earlier this year by stripping naked while playing a homewrecking whore on the hit HBO TV series “True Dectective”, so it should come as no surprise that she is continuing to use her sinfully feminine nude body to garner attention.

However, what really concerns us pious Muslims is the sicko at Vanity Fair who took this photo. What kind of a perverse drug-addled mind comes up with posing a naked woman in 6-inch black heels in a swimming pool?

Talk about life imitating art! The person who took this Alexandra Daddario nude photo is no doubt part of some Satanic pedophilia serial killing ring, operating with impunity in the backwoods of Louisiana.

Jennette McCurdy nude

Earlier this week private lingerie photos of Nickelodeon “iCarly” star Jennette McCurdy were leaked online (link), and now the nude photo of Jennette above has also been leaked.

Many have speculated that Jennette McCurdy’s ex-boyfriend, the giant abid basketball player Andre Drummond, was the one leaking these pictures. However that seems unlikely as monkeys lack the cognitive ability to use anything above simple tools, and could certainly never grasp the concept of the Internet.

It is much more likely that Jennette is herself leaking these photos for attention, and is using her recent breakup with Drummond to deflect the blame. For as we can see in this naked photo, Jennette McCurdy isn’t above getting down and dirty.

Emma Stone nude

The Internet is abuzz over the leaking of the above Emma Stone nude selfie.

Many Emma Stone apologists are trying to claim that this photo is not real, and that Emma would not take a nude photo even though she is a professional whore for Zionist controlled Hollywood.

Unlike these people us pious Muslims only deal in facts and hard proof, that is why after some investigative journalism and careful examination of this Emma Stone nude selfie we have determined that it is definitely 100% real… beyond any shadow of a doubt.

First it looks like Emma, and the tits are sufficiently wonky to be Emma’s. Next we uncovered the photo below of Emma Stone by the pool with her cell phone, and as you can clearly see she has the exact same cell phone case as the girl in the photo.

Emma Stone nude

If that wasn’t proof enough that this selfie is really Emma Stone, we took the photo to Imam Apul Madeek-Auod who after examining the photo in his private chambers for several hours finally emerged, requested some Gatorade, and confirmed that this is Emma Stone.

So there you have it an Emma Stone leaked nude selfie. Allah willing she will soon be known as Emma “Stoned” for inflicting us with the sight of her sinful naked body.

Yvonne Strahovski nude

Yvonne Strahovski, the star of such TV shows as “Chuck”, “Dexter”, and the upcoming new season of “24″, poses completely nude in the photo above.

After seeing Yvonne Strahovski righteous nude body in this picture, it is clear that she is going to be portraying a Muslimina Jihadist in the new season of “24″, which premieres May 5th on FOX.

No doubt Yvonne Strahovski will be kicking Counter Terrorist Unit agent Jack Bauer’s midget ass all over the screen until the hateful Zionist writers use their science fiction to have the Westerners win, and foil Yvonne’s plot to blowup a day care/puppy store. Thankfully us Muslims know to only watch these shows until about episode 8, so we get our happy ending.

Jessica Simpson nude

It appears as though a nude selfie of former pop star and fatty Jessica Simpson has leaked to the Web.

As you can see in this nude photo, Jessica Simpson has lost a ton of weight in every spot but her tits, which are so full and hang so low that they’d make a Holstein cow green with envy.

This nude selfie leaking is probably the best thing that has ever happened to Jessica Simpson. Not only will it sell enough Weight Watchers to buy her a bra big enough to fit those massive mammaries, but she will now be on the short list to serve as a nurse maid for hungry Muslim babies. Which is the highest honor a infidel woman of her advanced age can hope to achieve.