“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara just tweeted the above photo of herself taking a siesta by the pool while in a thong.
Sofia Vergara must be having a flashback to her days in a Tijuana brothel were she would use her big brown ass in a thong to entice the gringo Johns.
However, Sofia Vergara needs to remember that she is in America now, and she is being paid to scrub toilets not laze around the pool taking photos of her butt ripping rancid taco farts. Perhaps Sofia Vergara should be sent to work in the lettuce fields until she learns a proper appreciation for her role in society.
A photo of what appears to be Amanda Bynes nude has just leaked to the Web.
It looks as though Amanda Bynes is completely naked while in a crack house, and considering Amanda’s reported proclivity for smoking both the rock and black poles it is clear that she is smiling from ear to ear as she has just had her fill of both.
Yes this Amanda Bynes nude photo is yet another cry for attention from this washed up child star. May Allah see fit to smite this coal burner with AIDS before she offends us further with her shameful nude body.
Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice appears to have been caught having sex in the photo above.
Victoria Justice seems to be enjoying herself as this Zionist producer and/or casting director thrusts his tiny manhood in and out of her gaping baby box.
One can only speculate as to the role Victoria Justice is securing in this sex picture. However, the next time Victoria Justice appears in a movie or TV show this image of a smarmy covetous Jew slobbering on the back of her head as he pounds her cock bucket will immediately come to mind.
Last month us powerful Muslims at Celeb Jihad were the first to report (here) that this topless photo outtake of Miley Cyrus was probably real.
Now with the release of the black and white photo on the right in which Miley Cyrus can be seen wearing no bra and the exact same jewelry and jacket, it is clear that once again us Muslims were right, and that all the Zionists who doubted its legitimacy are flaming homoqueers.
As if that wasn’t proof enough that this Miley Cyrus topless picture is real, the scientists at Celeb Jihad Labs in Tehran have been thoroughly examining the original since its release, and have come to the extremely scientific conclusion that this topless photo is 1000% real and halal.
Hayden Panettiere proudly shows off her cum covered face in the photo above.
As a converted Muslimina, there is nothing Hayden Panettiere enjoys more than when us virile Muslim men shoot our extremely potent and pungent man juice on her face.
Of course it would be blasphemy for Hayden Panettiere to waste a drop of our holy Muslim spunk, so after enjoying her hot man milk facial she meticulously scrapes the curdled goo into her eager little mouth. Which not only provides Hayden with an undoubtedly delicious meal, but also with her recommended daily allowance of protein for the next week.
Olivia Wilde shows off her bare and surprisingly thick vagina while posing nude in the sexy photo above.
Of course when I say this Olivia Wilde nude picture is sexy I mean by the backward Western standard of sex appeal in which a woman can be considered desirable despite a lack of pubic hair, and with almost no plow experience.
If Olivia Wilde wanted to make this picture sexy by holy Muslim standards she would gain 50lbs of muscle, and have a layer of thick dark pubic hair covering her body, especially her sinful baby cave. Or Olivia could just include a firing squad ready to put her down for her crimes against Islam in the photo. That would certainly be hot!
