Emma Watson nude



Emma Watson flaunts her incredible wealth and stinky lady cave while spreading her legs in the posh nude photo above.


Who does Emma Watson think she is showing off her naked gash in such an opulent setting like this, Queen Elizabeth? Obviously the Harry Potter movies paid Emma very well, and if you add to that all the cash she makes whoring on the streets for fun, one can easily see how Emma could have amassed such a fortune.


Of course Emma Watson will never have as much money as us Muslims, as Allah has blessed our lands with most of the world’s oil, so that we may have ample funds to acquire many Toyota trucks and pressure cookers for the Jihad against the infidels. If Emma had any sense she’d take some of the money she spends on ornate furniture, and instead invest in a burka, as money can’t buy her a new head if she ends up on trial in Sharia court.

Miley Cyrus Selena Gomez nude



Former Disney child stars Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez reunite to show that they are all grown up by posing naked together in the photo above.


As you can see, Miley playfully pinches Selena’s nipples while both girls flaunt their sinfully hairless nude bodies to the camera. This photo is reportedly for the cover of the new issue of the Disney alumni magazine, which will also feature exclusive interviews with both Miley and Selena in which they talk about how much kinky sex they’ve been having since their time at Disney.


Yes as this Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez nude photo shows, Disney is certainly the world’s top training ground for future celebrity whores. In fact, in 5 years time we will no doubt be seeing Bella Thorne, Olivia Holt, and Dove Cameron reenacting this very same nude photo. Except of course instead of pinching nipples Dove will probably be up to her knuckles in Bella’s lady hole, for you have to push the envelope to stay relevant.

Taylor Swift nude



Taylor Swift shows off a tit, her bare ass, and her famous long legs in this dirty nude photo.


As you can see this Taylor Swift naked pic is filthy in every sense of the word. For not only are the edges covered in black grime, but the sight of Taylor’s shameful nude female body soils the photo even further.


Yes much like Taylor Swift herself this nude photo is complete trash and should be doused in battery acid, so that it can no longer offend our holy Muslim sensibilities. Inshallah, one day soon we live in a world in which women like Taylor Swift will no longer prostitute their sinful smooth bare feminine flesh. However, until that day comes we must remain vigilant and keep our Toyota trucks and camel satchels well stocked with plenty of rocks and cups of acid to continue fighting the good fight against blasphemous female sexual expression.

Lake Bell



Actress Lake Bell, star of such TV shows and movies as “Boston Legal”, “How to Make It in America”, and “What Happens in Vegas”, just had the topless cell phone picture above leaked online.


The good news for Lake Bell is that she will no longer have to suffer the humility of continuing her long and only somewhat successful career in heathen Hollywood, as her breasts appear to be of the proper size and shape for wet nurse and tit sex only concubine duties for us Muslim men.


What a blessing in disguise this leaked topless cell phone pic will turn out to be for Lake Bell. Even though she has basically posed topless in the past (see the photo below), it was for “New York Magazine” a known Zionist rag that could not be trusted. This leaked candid topless pic opens up a whole new door of opportunity for Lake, and she will no doubt want to board the next flight to Riyadh, so that she can be auctioned off and start her new righteous life serving a Muslim man right away.


Lake Bell

Mila Kunis naked



Mila Kunis poses naked down by a river in the disturbing photo above.


How dare Mila Kunis pollute this river water with her filthy nude body. Not only are the fish in the river going to suffer from nasty bouts of gonorrhea, but anyone unlucky enough to drink this water is likely to come down with a case of Ashton Kutcheritis (a disease for which there is no known cure).


With this naked photo Mila Kunis has shown her complete lack of regard for both the EPA Clean Water Act and Sharia law. Coincidentally the punishment for violating both in this manner is a flogging with stiff Nile reeds, and a $250 fine. Let us pray that Mila is brought to justice soon.

Jennifer Lawrence topless



The photo above is reportedly the latest Jennifer Lawrence topless photo to leak online.


This photo appears to be the uncensored version of a Jennifer Lawrence picture that was released earlier in the week. At the rate we are going it is safe to assume that these Jennifer Lawrence pictures are going to be slowly leaking out for the next 10 to 12 years.


Of course Jennifer Lawrence’s nude photo leaks are the perfect example of what happens when a woman is left to her own devices, and does not follow the righteous path of serving at the heel of a powerful Muslim man. I personally have 7 wives and not one of them have either the time or inclination to photograph their nude bodies as they are all too busy digging wells, plowing the fields, and birthing future jihadists… sometimes all at the same time.


Update: Jennifer Lawrence had her lawyer remove this picture. Luckily the Internet is filled with photos of Jennifer Lawrence’s sinful titties, so we were easily able to replace it with the photo above. In fact, after doing a Google image search it is clear that once Islam finally conquers the Internet and establishes online Sharia law it will take the mujahideen many long and hard hours to destroy all the Jennifer Lawrence nudes that are available on these heathen sites.