Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova poses completely topless in the photo above.
With the French Open underway in Paris, Maria Sharapova is obviously looking to get an edge on her lesbodyke competitors by getting in their heads by having them lusting to get between her legs with this topless photo. Her breast strategy appears to already be working as earlier today Sharapova easily advanced while her longtime rivals, the she-beast Williams sisters, were shockingly eliminated.
Yes the path is now clear for Maria Sharapova to win her second French Open thanks to her perky tits. With all of her opponents dripping wet and c*nt hungry for Maria’s sin slit they will be far too distracted to put up much of a fight, and Maria will easily coast to victory.
When “The Big Bang Theory” star Kaley Cuoco isn’t committing blasphemy about the creation of the universe on her terribly unfunny show, she is usually busy leaking slutty naked pictures of herself to the Web.
In this latest leaked Kaley Cuoco nude photo, Kaley is sitting on her bed with her hair disheveled and a lecherous look in her eye. No doubt Kaley is anticipating laying back and getting her legs pushed up behind her head as she receives her own “big bang”.
Unfortunately for Kaley Cuoco the limp-dicked science loving atheists she consorts with could never accomplish a big bang. Of course they will “reason” that their tiny manhoods are adequate because science teaches that you only need 2.5 inches to hit the g-spot. However, I have faith that Kaley would see Allah himself and renounce her godless cosmology if she were ever lucky enough to get split in 2 by a Muslim’s mighty tunic snake.
Scarlett Johansson lets her bulbous titties hang out in the topless photo above.
Clearly Scarlett hopes that by showing her righteously large bare mammaries she will convince us virile Muslims to snake her boob valley. Unfortunately for Scarlett before us Muslims will plant our meat IEDs in her tit ditch and detonate our baby batter all over her face she must convert to Islam.
Islam is a very inclusive and peaceful religion so converting is quite easy. Scarlett Johansson simply must recite the holy “Shahada” with sincere belief. Then all that is left to do is to skin a Jew and place its pelt on the alter of the Mosque and she is in. Other busty Western women should consider this simple conversion as well.
Actress Alexandra Daddario poses nude for the May 2014 issue of the famous infidel porno magazine Vanity Fair.
Of course Alexandra Daddario made a name for herself earlier this year by stripping naked while playing a homewrecking whore on the hit HBO TV series “True Dectective”, so it should come as no surprise that she is continuing to use her sinfully feminine nude body to garner attention.
However, what really concerns us pious Muslims is the sicko at Vanity Fair who took this photo. What kind of a perverse drug-addled mind comes up with posing a naked woman in 6-inch black heels in a swimming pool?
Talk about life imitating art! The person who took this Alexandra Daddario nude photo is no doubt part of some Satanic pedophilia serial killing ring, operating with impunity in the backwoods of Louisiana.
Earlier this week private lingerie photos of Nickelodeon “iCarly” star Jennette McCurdy were leaked online (link), and now the nude photo of Jennette above has also been leaked.
Many have speculated that Jennette McCurdy’s ex-boyfriend, the giant abid basketball player Andre Drummond, was the one leaking these pictures. However that seems unlikely as monkeys lack the cognitive ability to use anything above simple tools, and could certainly never grasp the concept of the Internet.
It is much more likely that Jennette is herself leaking these photos for attention, and is using her recent breakup with Drummond to deflect the blame. For as we can see in this naked photo, Jennette McCurdy isn’t above getting down and dirty.
The Internet is abuzz over the leaking of the above Emma Stone nude selfie.
Many Emma Stone apologists are trying to claim that this photo is not real, and that Emma would not take a nude photo even though she is a professional whore for Zionist controlled Hollywood.
Unlike these people us pious Muslims only deal in facts and hard proof, that is why after some investigative journalism and careful examination of this Emma Stone nude selfie we have determined that it is definitely 100% real… beyond any shadow of a doubt.
First it looks like Emma, and the tits are sufficiently wonky to be Emma’s. Next we uncovered the photo below of Emma Stone by the pool with her cell phone, and as you can clearly see she has the exact same cell phone case as the girl in the photo.
If that wasn’t proof enough that this selfie is really Emma Stone, we took the photo to Imam Apul Madeek-Auod who after examining the photo in his private chambers for several hours finally emerged, requested some Gatorade, and confirmed that this is Emma Stone.
So there you have it an Emma Stone leaked nude selfie. Allah willing she will soon be known as Emma “Stoned” for inflicting us with the sight of her sinful naked body.