Look at these outtakes from a photo shoot with Rachel Bilson and you may notice something pretty remarkable. When Rachel Bilson isn’t wearing 30 damn layers of clothes she has an amazingly bangable body.

Now I’m all for women covering up, but you have to draw the line somewhere. I mean at least with a burka you can get an idea of the girl’s ass and bust, but when Rachel Bilson heads out you can usually not see anything but a head sticking out of a block of clothes.

Rachel Bilson is a good Muslim girl who tries to suppress her sex appeal so that she does not cause impure thoughts in the males around her. However, Allah blessed her with such a great body that it is blasphemous of her to keep it covered as much as she does. I am sure Allah would not be displeased if she showed a little ankle now and then or if her tit pops out… whichever.

Olivia Munn showed off why video game nerds love beating their controllers to her in a photo shoot with “MYMAG” magazine.

I think Olivia Munn’s sex appeal lies in the fact that she is relatively plain looking. Don’t get me wrong she is attractive, but she is not so attractive that I would chop off my dick and frame it after banging her. In fact I could probably sleep with Olivia Munn. You know if she wasn’t famous… and she was drunk… and I was rich… and good looking… but yeah I could totally nail her!