Earlier this week private lingerie photos of Nickelodeon “iCarly” star Jennette McCurdy were leaked online (link), and now the nude photo of Jennette above has also been leaked.
Many have speculated that Jennette McCurdy’s ex-boyfriend, the giant abid basketball player Andre Drummond, was the one leaking these pictures. However that seems unlikely as monkeys lack the cognitive ability to use anything above simple tools, and could certainly never grasp the concept of the Internet.
It is much more likely that Jennette is herself leaking these photos for attention, and is using her recent breakup with Drummond to deflect the blame. For as we can see in this naked photo, Jennette McCurdy isn’t above getting down and dirty.
The Internet is abuzz over the leaking of the above Emma Stone nude selfie.
Many Emma Stone apologists are trying to claim that this photo is not real, and that Emma would not take a nude photo even though she is a professional whore for Zionist controlled Hollywood.
Unlike these people us pious Muslims only deal in facts and hard proof, that is why after some investigative journalism and careful examination of this Emma Stone nude selfie we have determined that it is definitely 100% real… beyond any shadow of a doubt.
First it looks like Emma, and the tits are sufficiently wonky to be Emma’s. Next we uncovered the photo below of Emma Stone by the pool with her cell phone, and as you can clearly see she has the exact same cell phone case as the girl in the photo.
If that wasn’t proof enough that this selfie is really Emma Stone, we took the photo to Imam Apul Madeek-Auod who after examining the photo in his private chambers for several hours finally emerged, requested some Gatorade, and confirmed that this is Emma Stone.
So there you have it an Emma Stone leaked nude selfie. Allah willing she will soon be known as Emma “Stoned” for inflicting us with the sight of her sinful naked body.
Yvonne Strahovski, the star of such TV shows as “Chuck”, “Dexter”, and the upcoming new season of “24″, poses completely nude in the photo above.
After seeing Yvonne Strahovski righteous nude body in this picture, it is clear that she is going to be portraying a Muslimina Jihadist in the new season of “24″, which premieres May 5th on FOX.
No doubt Yvonne Strahovski will be kicking Counter Terrorist Unit agent Jack Bauer’s midget ass all over the screen until the hateful Zionist writers use their science fiction to have the Westerners win, and foil Yvonne’s plot to blowup a day care/puppy store. Thankfully us Muslims know to only watch these shows until about episode 8, so we get our happy ending.
It appears as though a nude selfie of former pop star and fatty Jessica Simpson has leaked to the Web.
As you can see in this nude photo, Jessica Simpson has lost a ton of weight in every spot but her tits, which are so full and hang so low that they’d make a Holstein cow green with envy.
This nude selfie leaking is probably the best thing that has ever happened to Jessica Simpson. Not only will it sell enough Weight Watchers to buy her a bra big enough to fit those massive mammaries, but she will now be on the short list to serve as a nurse maid for hungry Muslim babies. Which is the highest honor a infidel woman of her advanced age can hope to achieve.
Emma Watson was caught bathing outside completely in the nude in the photo above.
Of course it is not only sinful but extremely dangerous for a woman like Emma Watson to bath naked outside, for if a man were to see her he may be overcome by lustful djinns and have no choice but to disgrace himself by forcefully penetrating her… repeatedly.
Then Emma Watson and her rapist would have to stand trial for the crime of adultery, and either the rapist must marry Emma or they both face a righteous stoning. It is truly awful that women like Emma Watson put us men at risk of having such a terrible predicament.
Emma Watson preps her vagina for a session of vigorous lesbian sex in the photo above.
It is wise for Emma Watson to warm up by fingering her snatch, for a horny lesbodyke like her could easy tear a labia or sprain her clit while making passionate love to this woman.
The thought of Emma Watson’s warm moist vagina scissoring away against her lover’s lady box, as their clits rub against one another and they let out moans of ecstasy is certainly a nauseating one. In fact my mighty tunic snake appears to have become rigid and vomited out of righteous indignation.