Charlie Sheen made headlines yesterday when accidentally posted his cell phone number on Twitter. According to Sheen he thought he was private messaging his number to teen pop star Justin Bieber, because he is looking to “hang out” with him.

Predictably Charlie Sheen’s phone began to ring off the hook, but he took it in stride showing why he is a talented humorist and his career is totally not the result of nepotism by answering a few of the calls with “Ray’s Pizza” and “Winning”.

When Charlie Sheen sets his sights on a sexual conquest he usually prevails, so it is pretty safe to assume Justin Bieber is about to be taken to pound town and then have his face Sheened. Who knows if Biebs plays his cards right maybe Charlie will make him his new goddess. We’ll just have to wait and see.

The video above is a recording of Lindsay Lohan’s voicemail. Apparently her password was 1 – 2 – 3 – 4. I’m pretty impressed that she was able to remember that many digits. I’m going to guess that her new password is either 1 – 1 – 1 – 1 or 6 – 9 – 6 – 9.

As to be expected almost all of Lindsay’s voicemails are from drunks, freaks, and drunk freaks. If anyone has Lindsay’s new cell number hit me up. I have a pretty deep voice, so I can do a mean Samantha Ronson impression. I’ll probably be able to get her to scissor with me over the phone.