Sofia Vergara is an uppity Mexican actress who likes to refer to herself as a “Colombian” (whatever the hell that means). She is one of the stars of the hit ABC show “Modern Family”, in which she plays an older white man’s sassy maid named “Gloria”.

As you can see in the photos below, Sofia Vergara is prostituting her ass in a thong for Pepsi in a new commercial that will be airing soon. What does a Mexican’s ass have to do with Pepsi besides the fact that drinking Pepsi will make it larger, is anyone’s guess.

Pepsi probably hired Sofia because she has become something of a sex symbol in the United States. Sofia Vergara has achieved sex symbol status because American males all have repressed sexual urges from childhood for their nanny, maid, roofer, and/or freeway orange salesman… and she has huge tits.

Regardless, here are the pictures of Sofia Vergara’s ass in a thong for Pepsi.

The video of Michael Jackson’s hair catching fire from the 1984 Pepsi shoot was finally released. Michael Jackson apologists will tell this is what caused his addiction to pain killers, but I still contend that his pain killer addiction stems from having to fit his big black wang in small children.

He has so much crap in his Jheri Curl he did not even notice his head was on fire. Hilarious!