Miley Cyrus shows why she is such an exceptional role model to young women everywhere by simulating oral sex on a true to life size cake of a Muslim’s penis.

What a thrill it must have been for Miley to have a visual representation of a Muslim’s manhood right before her eyes, especially since this cake penis looks like it tastes almost as sweet as us real Muslim men.

Miley once again has shown those that are lost the way to Allah, by lusting after this penis cake. She even demonstrates proper technique as it is stated in the Holy Qur’an that a woman must lick the balls before she is allowed to feast on the main course. Miley truly is a guiding light in the dark Western world.

As you can see in the picture above actress Katie Holmes is chocking back tears of pride after she gave her daughter Suri some penis gummy candies.

The first time a daughter takes a penis into her mouth is a big deal in the heathen Western culture, so it is understandable that Katie is so overcome by emotion at Suri reaching the milestone at such a young age.

Looking at this pic you can almost hear Suri thinking while looking at the candy penises she is about to devour that, “I’m going to be just like daddy!” Truly a touching scene and one which provides fascinating insight into the sick culture of the immoral kuffars. Allahu Akbar!

A naked picture of R&B singer Chris Brown has leaked to the Internet. Chris Brown is probably best known as the man who tried to straighten out Rihanna, but failed when she survived and reported him to the police.

Embarrassed by getting bested by a woman, Chris Brown obviously leaked this naked photo of himself to show off his manhood. Of course by Muslim standards Chris Brown’s penis is on the small side, but in the heathen West he is considered quite large. No doubt this showing of virility will win him back his fans who abandoned him after he failed to beat Rihanna properly, and now blame him for her current slutty behavior. Allahu Akbar!

While shooting a commercial for a video game about spouting gibberish into a microphone, American hero Hulk Hogan became intoxicated and showed his daughter Brooke Hogan his penis (probably not for the first or last time).

As you can see in the video below, Hulk Hogan is his usual blowhard American self, running his mouth about how great he is. When his daughter Brooke starts doing some “booty popping” next to her dad, Hulk checks out her ass and comments “mmm I might be able to do a little of that”.

In the next scene Hulk Hogan is already in an erotic frenzy and proceeds to pull out his dick while his daughter Brooke looks on with lustful eyes. See for yourself in the video below. The incest begins at the 1:10 mark.

Hulk Hogan like the millions of Americans who grew up idolizing him, is nothing more than a filthy degenerate pervert. You don’t see the real greatest wrestler of all time, The Iron Sheik, making sexual advances towards his daughter (and not just because the Sheik is pure testosterone and would never seed a feminine offspring).

John Mayer’s penis is at the center of a major controversy. When asked if he’d ever get with a black woman during a recent interview with Playboy magazine the singer revealed that,

“I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke c*ck. I’m going to start dating separately from my d*ck.”

As the backlash against John Mayer’s penis continues to grow it released this statement through its’ publicist to try and mediate the damage to its’ reputation. According to John Mayer’s penis,

“I am sad and hurt by the comments made by John Mayer about me in his recent Playboy interview. I really don’t even know where John was getting that white supremacist stuff from. I’m one of the most open-minded penises you’ll ever meet.

I’ve been in everything from women and men to animals and various warm casseroles. Sure I’ve never been in a “black”, but that’s only because they are all criminals with nappy hair, not because I am racist or anything. In fact I hangout with blacks all the time. Of course they usually get flushed before we get to know each other, but still at least I make the effort.”

Lady Gaga tucked her penis firmly between her legs while wearing this completely see-through dress.

Gaga the transgendered pop sensation went onstage to perform in just a transparent dress and thong. Her surgically and hormonally enhanced breasts can be clearly seen, but Lady Gaga was careful to tuck her yet to be removed penis.

Notice how Lady Gaga strikes the classic “mangina” stance when she is forced to stand up.

Naomi Campbell is a man. Or at the very least, Naomi Campbell has some form of penis.

This is an upskirt picture of Naomi Campbell on a balcony at some club. She is not wearing any panties and there is clearly some “thing” between her legs that should not be there.

The only question now is who’s penis is bigger, Naomi Campbell’s or Lady Gaga’s. Stereotypes would have you believe Naomi’s is bigger, but from what I’ve seen Lady Gaga is packing a monster lady penis.

No word yet if either girl is a grower or a shower.