The startling video below was taken at Michael Jackson’s funeral, and appears to capture Michael Jackson’s soul leaving his body. This chilling finding proves once and for all that paranormal activity exists and that Michael Jackson was a pedophile.

Michael Jackson’s ghost was none other than the lovable Internet meme known as “pedobear”. This explains why Michael Jackson was so passionate about children, and would often have them sleepover to play his favorite games like “sword fight”, “snake bite”, “tummy sticks”, “cave explorers”, “tickle balls”, and “creme volcano”.

Who is Miley Cyrus’ #1 fan? Well according to the contest on Miley’s website it is none other then the lover of all things underage Pedobear!

Pedobear was one of the first fans of Miley Cyrus. In fact he had pictures of her on his wall well before she was even famous or on television. As Miley has grown up Pedobear’s interest in her has slightly diminished, but he is still definitely her #1 fan.

Even though when he was asked if he was excited about Miley turning 18 soon, Pedobear simply responded “Too old do not want.”, Miley is lucky to have someone as passionate as Pedobear as her #1 fan.