Devil worshipers in America take their holiday of Halloween very seriously, and town bicycle Paris Hilton just so happens to be one of those Devil worshipers.

As you can see in the pictures below, Paris Hilton dressed up as an Indian or “savage Native American” for Halloween. Not only did Paris get an extremely authentic Indian dress and head piece, but she also mimicked the customs of the savages to near perfection.

Like all Native American women Paris Hilton proudly paraded her sloppy naked body around for all the men to see. To further add to the realism of her costume she even let her nipple slip out like a typical savage slut.

Not only did Paris Hilton imitate the sexual moral ineptitudes of the Native American people, but she also nailed their other vices. After having just one sip of “fire water” Paris Hilton lost all control and began chugging liquor straight from the bottle. She then trashed the party, contracted smallpox, and ran off into the woods (possibly to f*ck a coyote).

Yes Paris Hilton takes Halloween very seriously as her authentic portrayal of a Native American in the pictures below clearly shows.

Just look at these disgusting pics of rich spoiled whore Paris Hilton posing topless. Thankfully Paris appears to be anorexic and will know doubt soon part from this world to burn in the eternal hellfire.

Paris Hilton has obviously never heard the old adage that a whore can not live on spunk alone. I don’t care how much douche-bag trust fund man juice she ingests she still needs to get some nutrition from other sources. Paris should try to gobble some fruit every once and a while that isn’t dangling from the taint of some coked out club owner.

Enjoy these pictures of Paris Hilton and her malnourished tits before she wastes away into a pile of f*cked to death skin and bones.

Sure Michael Jackson is a rotting stinking corpse right now, but that didn’t stop us from making fun of him when he was alive so I don’t see why it should stop us now.

Here are some of the latest Michael Jackson headlines.

Michael Jackson was murdered.
Apparently the LAPD are going to announce that Michael Jackson was murdered. The investigation is focusing on Michael’s doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray. I’m going to go out on a limb and say I think Blanket did it… with the candlestick… in the rape room.

Michael Jackson named his daughter after Paris Hilton.
According to Paris,
“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”

Michael Jackson had low self-esteem.
Michael Jackson was a sweet soul who cared deeply about everyone, and by “everyone” I mean Michael Jackson. Just look at this painting from Michael’s Neverland Ranch. I bet when Michael was short on “sleepover” buddies he’d blow himself.

Dying is so hot right now. Just ask Paris Hilton. The socialite has made her career on being on the forefront of trends in Hollywood, and she has definitely picked up on the latest “IT” move.

“Death, that’s hot!” said Paris outside of Nobu yesterday. “When I heard David Carradine and Ed McMahon had I died, I thought TACKY. But after hearing about Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson’s death, I started thinking, ‘Maybe there is something to this whole death thing after all’”.

So what finally moved death from fad to fab for Paris? “It was Billy Mays dying. That’s when I knew that death was the new black.”

Paris says the details are still being worked out on how she will meet her demise, but she is going to take some tips from other celebs recent deaths. “I know I want my heart to explode. Possibly while I have a zucchini or a large rodent stuffed up my snatch. Not quite sure yet which. You’ll have to wait and see.”