Actress and sorceress Emma Watson appeared on the David Letterman late night talk show to defile Allah and show her panties to America.

As you can see in the pics below Emma came out in a short dress (probably conjured into creation by some concoction involving newt eyes) and when she was sitting down flagrantly flaunted her panties to the camera. This she-devil knows no shame and will try to enchant any poor soul who happens her way with her sexual wares.

Thankfully I am immune to her tricks because I am a devoted Muslim. Allah’s upskirt is the only one I am interested in, and he is lady enough to know to keep his legs firmly closed while sitting down.

Here are the pictures of Emma Watson’s upskirt on Letterman. See if you can resist worshiping Satan after seeing them.

Megan Fox stripped down to her bra and panties for this commercial for Armani underwear.

Boy has Armani lost touch with its Italian roots! From what I know of Italians they are absolutely going to hate this commercial, and probably tear at their mustaches and throw a pizza pie across the room when they see it.

If Armani wanted to do this commercial right it would be shot in color, and they’d get Megan Fox a quality spray tan. Something in a rich mahogany. They then would blast some sick house music in the background while Megan grinds her privates into a juiced up gorilla. Now that’s Italian culture!

Megan Fox is the new face of Emporio Armani underwear, and by face I mean half naked body.

This is a terrible move by the marketing department of Armani. I’ve been watching quite a bit of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” lately, and I just don’t see how Megan Fox is going to be able to sell to the guidos and guidettes who wear Armani. For one thing they are going to find her grotesquely pale. Also with Megan having those deformed toe thumbs she’ll never be able to perform a proper fist pump to some wicked house music.

Armani is just completely out of touch with Italian culture. They have to reconnect with their roots. Being Italian is about taking steroids, being orange, and pretending to be in the Mafia. I just don’t see how Megan Fox in her underwear captures that Italian essence.

Here are the pics from Megan Fox’s Emporio Armani underwear photo shoot.

Here are some pictures of Marisa Miller backstage at the Victoria Secret Fashion show.

My friend Ahmed was working as a grip on the show, and he shot these pics of Marisa getting ready for her big appearance. Unfortunately Ahmed is a softcore kind of guy and only shot pictures of Marisa when she was clothed. He totally failed to capture the hardcore tribadism between Marisa and the other girls that surely took place. Needless to say I beat Ahmed profusely for disappointing me.

Regardless these pics of Marisa still get the job done. Especially if you pretend that diamond hanging from her bra was stolen from some Jew during the holocaust… I’m getting hot just thinking about it.

Now that Jessica Simpson has officially got her claws into a new man, former Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan, I think it is my duty as a fellow man to let Billy know what he is getting himself into with Jessica.

I am sure he knows that Jessica Simpson is damaged goods. She has been married before, and her husband found her to be an unsatisfactory wife so he dumped her. Obviously Billy has decided to look past this enormous flaw, but does Mr. Corgan know that Jessica has shown her panties numerous times in public?

Below is a collection of some of Jessica Simpson’s greatest upskirt pictures. Billy Corgan should notice the common theme among all these pictures is that Jessica Simpson is a whore who wears short skirts… and she probably has the AIDS.

It looks like Megan Fox is single-handedly trying to save the newspaper industry. People have figured out that newspapers are all owned by the big corporations, and are used for mind control and the furthering of the Zionist crusader agenda.

The only way for newspapers to stay relevant is for them to use their status to trick hot celebrities into posing nude or semi-nude for them.

The New York Times is on the forefront of those bold new strategy. They got Megan Fox to pose in her panties for them. Don’t ask me how they are going to justify publishing these pics, but I guess Megan Fox in her panties needs no justification.

Miley Cyrus totally ruins these upskirt pictures by wearing panties. I know Miley is still young, but you’d think her dad Billy Ray Cyrus would have taught her how to take a proper upskirt picture by now.

Just ask Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, or Paris Hilton they will tell you the most important aspect to any upskirt photo is the absence of panties. Next you have to put your self in a situation were your entirely too short skirt or dress will ride up on you. Then when you are sure there is a ton of photos being taken perform some move that causes you to spread your legs wide, by either exiting an automobile, or by doing kung-fu kicks.

Miley Cyrus still has a lot to learn about being a Hollywood star.