What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.
However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.
Al Gore
Carrie Fisher
Dane Cook
David Letterman
Gary Coleman
George Foreman
Heath Ledger
Jude Law
Keira Knightley
Kelsey Grammer
Kevin Bacon
Kevin Spacey
Lance Armstrong
Larry King
Madonna
Minnie Driver
Natalie Portman
Nick Cage
Orlando Bloom
Penelope Cruz
Sigourney Weaver
Tom Cruise
Tori Spelling
Wesley Snipes
Will Smith
Winona Ryder
Miranda Kerr, who is best known as the parking spot for Orlando Bloom’s penis, had a nip slip occur during a recent photo shoot for Speedo.
Sure we have already posted topless pics of Miranda Kerr here, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy checking in on the state of her nipples every once and a while. From this nip slip pic I can tell not much has changed, they are still adorable.
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Miranda Kerr is a beautiful Victoria Secret model, but she is probably best known as the place where Orlando Bloom parks his manhood.
Why a beauty like Miranda is wasting her feminine wiles on a man like Orlando Bloom is beyond me. As evident from his “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies Orlando is incapable of growing a respectable beard thus proving that he is not a real man.
Miranda should be with a real man like Osama or Santa Claus not that lady boy Orlando. In the Middle East women scorn baby face half men. I guess I’ll never understand western aesthetics.
Here are some pics of Miranda Kerr topless at the beach during a Victoria Secret photo shoot.
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