Everything the she-beast known as “Oprah” does offends my delicate Muslim sensibilities. That is why I was so surprised when I watched her latest special “Oprah Pissing For 10 Minutes” in the video above and found it not totally revolting.

In fact it was quite refreshing to see Oprah stick it to her moronic fans like this. She knows that the dim-witted kuffar housewives will watch just about anything she does so why not release a video of her relieving herself for 10 minutes straight.

No doubt the brainwashed infidel masses will soon be emulating Oprah’s example and the streets will run yellow with piss, while Oprah has a good laugh at the stupid honky women trying to be like her.

Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King have long been rumored to be lesbian lovers, but the media has yet to uncover any proof of their sinful homosexual love affair… until now.

As you can see in the gif below Oprah Winfrey is caught on video booty dancing with Gayle. Oprah is topless with her big black tits bouncing up and down as she grinds her crotch against Gayle’s thick butt.

Yes this gif proves once and for all that Oprah and Gayle are in fact lesbian lovers, and that they like to “get their eagle on” while Oprah’s flabby tits flap all over the place.

Dedicated Muslim Miley Cyrus twittered the following picture of herself telling Oprah to stick up her bloated ass. As you can see in the photo above Miley Cyrus is smiling while flashing the universal sign for “thumb up the ass” to an Oprah picture.

Miley Cyrus’ hatred for Oprah is understandable because Oprah is a tool of the Zionists used to pacify the sexual urges of the soccer mom infidel masses. Without housewives being able to watch Oprah handing out cars and babbling incoherently every afternoon they’d surely rise up, overthrow the government, and demand that they be taken as a virile Muslim’s man play thing.

Miley Cyrus said it best in this picture, up yours Oprah! Stop repressing the raw animal urges of American housewives for Arab man meat with your moronic show!

We all know Oprah is one sadistic bitch, but now that she is leaving television her latent maniacal tendencies are running wild.

As you can see in the GIF below Oprah unleashes a swarm of killer bees on her unsuspecting audience members.

Notice the sick joy in her face as she dances are around reveling in the screams of anguish from the audience. As the token black poster child of the corrupt Western Judeo-Christian culture, Oprah is pure evil and she must be stopped. An IED hidden in Gayle’s snatch should do the trick. Allahu Akbar!

Well it is official. Oprah just announced on her show that after 25 years, the next season of the show will be her last saying,

“I love this show … this show has been my life and I love it enough to know when it’s time to say goodbye. 25 years feels right in my bones and my spirit. It’s the perfect number, the exact right time.”

There has been a lot of speculation on why Oprah has suddenly decided to quit television after all these years. We contacted our sources close to Oprah and confirmed what we had first suspected.

Oprah is quitting her show to concentrate on eating! Whether it is a nice beef wellington, some southern fried chicken, or her long time “friend” Gayle, Oprah just doesn’t have enough time to eat the things she loves. So Oprah is leaving TV and going to go on a real binge. Reportedly Gayle couldn’t be happier.

10. The no-holds-barred football game between the prison guards and a rag-tag group of inmates.

9. Rosenblat’s jive-talking African-American sidekick, Detroit Jones.

8. The insistence that his future wife sustained him by tossing only delicious Mott’s brand Apple-Cinnamon Fun Packs over the fence.

7. Rosenblat’s claim that he did Hitler’s taxes in exchange for a new prison library and some beer for his fellow inmates.

6. The constant misspelling of the word “Hon-ik-a.”

5. Rosenblat’s repeated boasting that he “shtupped” a young Elizabeth Taylor after the camp’s annual Springtime Ball.

4. The fact Angel at the Fence is actually a reference to Rosenblat’s reported visions of Androstene-fueled spirits roaming the outfield of the Tel Aviv Angels of Anaheim baseball stadium.

3. The constant depiction of Rosenblat as a Christ figure; particularly during the scene where, on a dare, he eats fifty pieces of bacon.

2. Rosenblat’s claim that while in the camp he was bunkmates with hall-of-fame pitcher Sandy Koufax.

1. The climactic scene where Roseblat and his wife escape death by keeping their eyes firmly shut as the camp commandant opens the Arc of the Covenant.

B. Rock, is a man about town who isn’t afraid to share his opinions.  By “about town” we mean the employee lounge at the South Shore Care Center in Oxnard, CA, where he now works as an orderly.  By opinions we mean whatever he was able to piece together from watching TMZ, The O’Reilly Factor, and Countdown with Keith Olbermann.

Oprah, darling; you’re black!

Did she seriously think that Obama would allow her, a black woman, to come in on the final leg and expose his own blackness?

Just take a look at the numbers. According to the latest daily Gallup poll, Obama leads McCain 50% to 43%.

Let me translate that for you; 50% of registered voters believe that Obama is white. Now is not the time to rain on that parade.

Furthermore, the ever eloquent Obama has used his powers of oration to convince 10% of registered voters that McCain is, in fact, black.  He has convinced 70% of black voters that McCain is white, and the remaining 30% now believe McCain to be some sort of Puerto Rican fellow who is trying to sleep with their underage sister.  Perhaps most importantly, he has convinced 97% of all Puerto Rican statutory rapists that Sarah Palin is an adorable, but retarded, wolverine.

At this point in the game putting Oprah next to Obama would be political suicide.  She might as well offer to have Jesse Jackson direct the special, put Al Sharpton behind the camera and have Reverend Wright hold the sound boom. Only in America!

The point is Oprah should stick to what she does best; redistributing her wealth to her lazy ass, out of work studio audience.

Thanks but no thanks, Oprah. Consider your bone PICKED!

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of B. Rock Hussein.