Uptight Brit Kate Beckinsale shows off her stuffy naked body in the photo above. Kate Beckinsale releasing a nude picture is not at all surprising considering she is currently promoting not 1 but 2 films right now.
The Zionists who control Hollywood require that all actresses get publicity for their films at any cost. Usually this involves making the rounds on the interview circuit while pretending to date a homosexual actor (preferably Jake Gyllenhaal), but since Kate has both “Contraband” and “Underworld: Awakening” in theaters more extreme marketing techniques were required.
This Kate Beckinsale naked pic will certainly drive the obese infidels masses to the movies, as they are easily stimulated. However, us Muslims will almost certainly stay strong and wait to pirate Kate’s films when they are released on DVD.
Converted Muslim Miley Cyrus demonstrates proper sexual positioning in the naked photo above.
The Qur’an is very clear that a woman must present herself to her husband, master, or male relative as Miley Cyrus is demonstrating. This allows the man access to the woman’s vagina or rectum depending upon his current temperate.
Of course Miley is making one mistake as she is looking back and smiling in this pic. A woman must never make eye contact with a man as it is a sign of disrespect. Also nothing is more of a turn off to us pious Muslim men then a woman immodestly enjoying herself during sexual intercourse.
Miley Cyrus will learn that she must avert her eyes, and keep her face expressionless if she is going to be a proper Muslim concubine. Luckily this is something a few lashes with some bounded reeds followed by a hard anal session can easily correct. Allahu Akbar!
Jennifer Lawrence, the star of the upcoming movie “The Hunger Games”, demonstrates how she prepared for the physically demanding role in the photo above.
“The Hunger Games” is the story of a not too distant future in which Islam rules the world, and the Western infidels are pitted against each other in battles to the death for our amusement. Of course Zionist controlled Hollywood will pervert this glorious vision of things to come by not mentioning the Muslim rulers and throwing in a bunch of sex scenes.
That is why instead of sharpening her saif Jennifer Lawrence is stretching her snatch with a vibrator in the photo above. Clearly Jennifer, even after completing this film, will still be woefully unprepared for Islamic rule.
There is little Miley Cyrus won’t do to please us virile Muslim men as she has a passionate love for Allah, the Prophet Muhammad, and obeying the teachings of the Holy Qur’an.
That is why it comes as no surprise that Miley Cyrus took this glorious picture of her bare soapy ass in the shower, so that Imams will be able to inspect Miley’s hindquarters to insure its quality and cleanliness. Once Miley Cyrus’ rump is thoroughly examined by no less than 5 Imams, they will reach a consensus and issue a grade.
If Miley is able to receive an A, she will no doubt find herself being purchased for top dollar by a powerful Muslim man (most likely a clan elder but possibly a Shiek). Not bad for a girl who was once infidel white trash from Tennessee, and further proof that through Allah anything is possible!
Emma Watson posed naked with her eyes closed in the picture above. Perhaps Emma Watson had to close her eyes because she is finally feeling shame in prostituting her nude form. However, it is much more likely that stripping has become such a second nature to Emma that she can now even do it in her sleep.
Why Emma Watson continues to show her completely unsexy naked body is a mystery as it is weak and grotesquely short of pubic hair. I can only imagine what sort of degenerates are getting off on these naked Emma Watson pics, but I think it is safe to assume that they are all Zionist lesboqueer pedophiles.
We all know that former Disney star Selena Gomez has no problem prostituting her body while advertising a project, but has she taken her sluttery to the next level by spreading eagle for outdoor patio furniture? The photo above certainly makes it look that way!
Clearly this is an AD for outdoor furniture, and I’ll admit the wicker chair does look like some quality craftsmanship. However, the fact that this furniture company is so overtly using sex, with the degenerate Mexican Selena Gomez showing off her diseased lady hole, is shameful and in poor taste.
If you want to sell more of these wicker chairs why not use a picture of a woman in a full burka kneeling respectfully to the side of one, possibly with a cold drink balanced on her head? Now that is something that would loosen my purse strings.
We here at Celeb Jihad are constantly monitoring the heathen women in Hollywood for up and coming sluts that will need to be severely punished when Sharia law is instituted in America.
That is why videos like the one below of the top 3 new nude actresses of 2011 are so vital. If we can monitor new naked celebrity sluts in convenient countdown fashion it will save us time, which can be used in devising elaborate punishments for these whores.
So enjoy this video of the top 3 new nude actress and of 2011 as it serves as a righteous tool in our continuing Jihad against the Zionist entertainment machine.
