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Miley Cyrus’ Sister Noah Launches Lingerie Line For Kids

Durka Durka — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 20:59:07 +0000

Noah Cyrus the 9-year-old younger sister of Disney star Miley Cyrus and her best friend Emily Grace have announced the launch of their new clothing line.

The clothing line will be called “Ooh! La, La Couture” and feature various short fluffy skirts and fishnet stockings for girls ages 5-12.

Wow this clothing line is going to be awesome! I think I speak for all the other leering pedophiles out there when I say it wouldn’t kill young girls these days to try to sex up there outfits a little more. I mean come on, a guy can only get so turned on looking at Dora the Explorer and Hello Kitty prints.

Kudos to you Noah and to the whole Cyrus family for finally providing a clothing outlet for young girls to express their sexual side.

Here is a video of Noah Cyrus and her friend Emily Grace discussing their upcoming clothing line with big sister Miley.

Video Of Noah Cyrus Singing And Dancing Like A Whore

Durka Durka — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:08:54 +0000

Noah Cyrus, the 9-year-old sister sister of Miley Cyrus, was videotaped on Halloween dressed like a slut, and being forced to sing and dance to Akon’s “Smack That” by her older sister Miley.

In the video Miley violently grabs Noah and tells her to “Do smack that”. The child then proceeds to shake her stuff and sing the lyrics,

“Smack that, all on the floor. Smack that, give me some more. Smack that, ’til you get sore. Smack that, oh ooh.”

It is a classic case of Miley trying to relive her childhood through her sister. Only in Miley’s case her daddy made her dance on his lap and sing “I’m a little teapot”. Here is the video of Miley pimping out her little sister Noah Cyrus.

Noah Cyrus Is Too Damn Sexy!

Jimmy Jihad — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:11:26 +0000

Miley Cyrus is about to turn 17, and frankly, it’s showing. Age is taking its toll on her once perfect body. She’s clearly hit the wall, and in another year or two she’ll be an old hag like Lindsay Lohan.

But luckily for us, help is on the way! Meet Noah Cyrus, Miley’s sexy 9-year-old sister. This past weekend Noah was driving all the boys wild with not one, but two sexy Halloween costumes, both of which featured trashy makeup and black leather knee-high boots!

Clearly, Noah is comfortable in her sexuality. That come-hither smile and those knowing glances show that she’s not afraid to use her raw sexuality to her advantage.

I predict she’ll have photo spread in Maxim sometime next year. Unfortunately we’ll have to wait for her to appear in Playboy and Hustler thanks to this country’s ridiculous child-pornography laws. American’s will let a woman vote, but they won’t let a nine-year girl take her top off? You’re all a bunch of hypocrites!

What’s the big deal? Mohammed had a 9-year-old wife, and he turned out pretty damn good. As my uncle Ali back Saudi Arabia used to say, “if there’s grass on the field, play ball…provided she is a virgin from a respectable klan and her clitoris has been removed.”

Miley and Noah Cyrus Work The Pole

Durka Durka — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:20:54 +0000

16 year old Miley Cyrus performed at the Teen Choice Awards last night and danced on a stripper pole in her classy booty shorts and black boots.

Backstage Miley’s 9 year old little sister Noah played on a stripper pole with her friends (Not pictured is Papa Billy Ray Cyrus holding a wad of singles). Why there is a stripper pole backstage at the Teen Choice Awards is anyone guess? But it probably has something to do with the “Free Candy” sign on the janitor’s closet.

Noah is just your typical 9 year old. She likes to wear a ton of makeup, short puffy skirts, and black leather boots, all while blowing kisses at strange men who are photographing her.

If there is one thing the entertainment industry loves to do it is to sexualize America’s youth. MTV’s “16 and Pregnant” is not going to cast itself after all. And if MTV picks up my show idea “15 and Horny” we’ll definitely be needing more young sluts out there.