I have seen Miley Cryus’ nipple and it is good! Praise be to Allah!

If you look closely at the first picture in this series of pics of Miley Cyrus laying out in her bikini you can distinctly see what appears to be Miley’s nipple peeking out of her top. Just the position of her top alone confirms this as a nipple for me, because unless her nips hang extremely low or off to the side, this is exactly where (in theory) her nipple should be.

I know some of you conservative types will complain that we shouldn’t be looking at Miley’s nipple because she is only 17, but I ask you does not the forbidden figs taste the sweetest? Besides Miley shouldn’t be flashing her nip out in public. Of course she is going to get it stared at, and possibly sucked on… the silly whore.

Eva Mendes and her nipple were out last night promoting some movie they are in.

When are women going to learn that the only way to avoid these nip slips is to dress like a lady by wearing a full burka? Now that Eva Mendes’ nipple has been shown to the world she is branded a whore and no man will ever marry her. She should do the honorable thing and take her own life.

I feel it is my obligation as a man of Allah to post every celebrity nip slip, so they can be exposed as harlots, even if the actress whose nip has slipped is a possible Mexican with wonky tits.

In a recently released deleted scene from the original Twilight movie, there is a very provocative nip slip that went unnoticed by the director.

In the video below you may be able to catch Edward’s (Robert Pattinson) nipple. If you watch closely you can see Bella’s (Kristen Stewart) stunned reaction to the glorious sight. No word yet why this important scene was originally cut from the film, but for me it really ties the whole movie together. I understand the Edward character so much better now.

Amy Winehouse was out selling her plasma yesterday, and while walking back to the half-way house her disgusting new breasts fell out. I’m usually not one to turn down a free look at boobies, but this was just repulsive. This woman is the reason Allah invented the Burqa.

Miranda Kerr, who is best known as the parking spot for Orlando Bloom’s penis, had a nip slip occur during a recent photo shoot for Speedo.

Sure we have already posted topless pics of Miranda Kerr here, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy checking in on the state of her nipples every once and a while. From this nip slip pic I can tell not much has changed, they are still adorable.

Who says you have to have breasts to have a nip slip? Itty bitty titty committee actress Hayden Panettiere, who plays a cheerleader on the NBC TV series “Heroes”, shows that nip slips can happen to almost anyone.

It is hard to get a good look at Hayden’s mosquito bite, but from what I can tell her nipple is small and awkward just like her body in general.

Miley Cyrus better be more careful! Her left nipple is dangerously close to popping all the way out of her top in this picture.

Since Miley is still just 16-years-old, if her nipple pops out then she is producing underage porn, and I’d be forced to make a citizen’s arrest. Hey I don’t make the laws I just enforce them… selectively… and sexually.

So Miley you sick perv unless you want me to frisk you… hard, I suggest you keep those teen nipples of yours under raps. Punk!