According to these pictures, Megan Fox sure was excited to be appearing in the new issue of W Magazine. Either that or they keep their photo studio at a comfortable 45 degrees, but I doubt they are smart enough to do that.

When Celeb Jihad launches our magazine (we are still waiting for our seed money to be funneled to us from Al Qaeda) you better believe we will have the best Megan Fox photo shoot to date. To set the mood we will have plenty of phallic symbols in our studio like big thick candles and straight up pictures of dongs. We’ll convince Megan to put on a short white t-shirt dress. Then I’m thinking at an opportune time I’d set a small fire in an adjoining to set off the sprinkler system. Probably sell a billion issues of that one.

Anyway here are the pics of Megan Fox nipping out in W Magazine.

Well it turns out I was wrong about Taylor Momsen. No not that she is a piece of gutter trash, but that she is 16-years-old. Because in the pictures below she is smoking and not wearing a bra. Both of which are illegal for 16-year-olds to do in America.

I am starting to get concerned about Taylor’s well being though. Not because of the smoking, but because of the fact that her waistline seems to be rapidly expanding. I commend her on picking up smoking to try to curve her appetite, but at the rate she is going she might want to start sticking those cigarette stained fingers down her throat as well. Black is supposed to be a slimming color, but the only slimming it is doing in these pictures is to the odds that I’ll be able to rub one out to them later.

Taylor Momsen definitely has a Lohan-esque career ahead of her. Smoking and braless pics of her hard nipples are just the beginning. I can hardly wait until we get to see the good stuff, but until then these pics will have to do.

AnnaLynne McCord the star of the new “Beverly Hills 90210″ show was out showing her nipples yesterday to raise awareness of a charity for Haiti.

AnnaLynne wore a see through black top while she stalked down paparazzi to show them her nips, and a flier for “Artists for Peace and Justice” which is some sort of charity for Haiti. No doubt AnnaLynne was so honored at being referred to as an “artists” that she agreed to run around with her nipples hanging out to draw attention to the group.

AnnaLynne has got to realize that Haiti is a real mess, and has been for years. A couple of perky tits is not going to change that. No if she really wants to be an “artist” making a difference in Haiti we are probably going to have to see full penetration. Now that just may save Haiti.

I have seen Miley Cryus’ nipple and it is good! Praise be to Allah!

If you look closely at the first picture in this series of pics of Miley Cyrus laying out in her bikini you can distinctly see what appears to be Miley’s nipple peeking out of her top. Just the position of her top alone confirms this as a nipple for me, because unless her nips hang extremely low or off to the side, this is exactly where (in theory) her nipple should be.

I know some of you conservative types will complain that we shouldn’t be looking at Miley’s nipple because she is only 17, but I ask you does not the forbidden figs taste the sweetest? Besides Miley shouldn’t be flashing her nip out in public. Of course she is going to get it stared at, and possibly sucked on… the silly whore.

Emma Watson is on vacation on some tropical island with a man that is not her husband. This is not surprising since after appearing in all those Harry Potter movies she has become a devout Satanist.

There are 3 things all Satanists love; warm weather, black bikinis, and premarital sex. Emma Watson appears to be indulging in all three.

Notice how after days of laying out in the sun Emma Watson’s body is still ghostly pale. You might think that is because she is English, but the real reason is that she has no soul. Allah in his infinite wisdom designed souls to turn brown when they are out in the sun, so in case us God fearing Muslims ever have to do manual labor we will blend in with the day laboring Mexicans.

Eva Mendes and her nipple were out last night promoting some movie they are in.

When are women going to learn that the only way to avoid these nip slips is to dress like a lady by wearing a full burka? Now that Eva Mendes’ nipple has been shown to the world she is branded a whore and no man will ever marry her. She should do the honorable thing and take her own life.

I feel it is my obligation as a man of Allah to post every celebrity nip slip, so they can be exposed as harlots, even if the actress whose nip has slipped is a possible Mexican with wonky tits.

In a recently released deleted scene from the original Twilight movie, there is a very provocative nip slip that went unnoticed by the director.

In the video below you may be able to catch Edward’s (Robert Pattinson) nipple. If you watch closely you can see Bella’s (Kristen Stewart) stunned reaction to the glorious sight. No word yet why this important scene was originally cut from the film, but for me it really ties the whole movie together. I understand the Edward character so much better now.