Robert Pattinson Turns His Back On ‘Twilight’ Fans

Jimmy Jihad — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:08:33 +0000

Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson has turned his back on fans of the series! In a recent interview with the Zionist controlled New York Times, Pattinson said that Twilight can “get a little boring,” adding that, “The good news is that the whole thing is done in seven months.”

Well, if that’s not a slap in the face to Twilight fans everywhere, I don’t know what is. Where does he get the nerve? He might as well have said, “all ‘Twi-Hards’ are stupid, pimple faced 14-year-old girls who will probably grow up to be fat, ugly housewives if they’re lucky enough to not die alone.”

It just goes to show you that the only thing you can trust in this world is Allah. If any disillusioned Twilight fans are interested in learning about the wonders of Islamic extremism, I’d be happy to help mold your impressionable young minds. Please email me at celebjihad@gmail.com (no fatties).

Megan Fox Posing In Panties For The New York Times

Durka Durka — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:54:17 +0000

It looks like Megan Fox is single-handedly trying to save the newspaper industry. People have figured out that newspapers are all owned by the big corporations, and are used for mind control and the furthering of the Zionist crusader agenda.

The only way for newspapers to stay relevant is for them to use their status to trick hot celebrities into posing nude or semi-nude for them.

The New York Times is on the forefront of those bold new strategy. They got Megan Fox to pose in her panties for them. Don’t ask me how they are going to justify publishing these pics, but I guess Megan Fox in her panties needs no justification.

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Robert Pattinson Turns His Back On ‘Twilight’ Fans

Megan Fox Posing In Panties For The New York Times