Pious Muslim woman Miley Cyrus is once again showing her devotion to Allah through the use of body art. This time Miley has added yet another picture of the Prophet Muhammad to her ribcage to go along with the one on her forearm.

Praise be to Miley Cyrus for taking such righteous ink to her body. Of course Westerners will not understand the tattoo because they foolishly think the Prophet can not be drawn, which is just not true.

Muslims are allowed to draw Muhammad as much as we want because we are the only ones that do it right. When you stupid kuffars draw him you always make him look all Jewy. That is why it enrages us so.

From this picture I can tell Miley Cyrus’ tattoo artist was Muslim because her Muhammad looks like a strong Arab, not some filthy money-changer. Hopefully Miley will continue to cover her body in Islamic symbols, until the Western world finally submits to the greatness of Allah.

Devout Muslim woman Miley Cyrus has chosen to show reverence to the Prophet Muhammad by getting his image tattooed on her arm.

Foolish Westerns will think that getting a Muhammad tattoo is offensive to Muslims because the Prophet is not supposed to be depicted in images. However, what their drug addled brains do not realize is that Miley Cyrus was not the one drawing Muhammad her tattoo artist was.

I am sure as soon as he finished tattooing Muhammad onto Miley’s arm she unsheathed her saif and cut his head clean off for the blasphemy of drawing the blessed Prophet. That makes Miley Cyrus’ tattoo all the more impressive, and also gives her an excellent story to tell at the Mosque fall social.

Praise be to you Miley Cyrus for once again proving your devotion to the Muslim faith. Allahu Akbar!

We have just obtained these new pictures of Amanda Bynes in Maxim magazine.

As you can see, Amanda once again puts her talents on full display in these photos. From her previous Maxim pictures we could already see that she had a bitchin rack, but in these new ones Amanda hits us with a bombshell… she also has a nice shaped butt and legs!

These pictures of Amanda Bynes are going to do wonders for her career. However, I still maintain that if she wants to make it on the A-list we are going to have to see some nipple, or at the very least some bare ass. Again I’d like to volunteer my services to take these photos of Amanda Bynes in a completely tasteful and classy manner either in my basement or chained to my bed. Whichever she is more comfortable with.

The 2 latest Tiger Woods adultery stories come from 2005. When a then newlywed Tiger (he was married on October 5, 2004) banged multiple women.

The first woman was lingerie model Jamie Jungers. Last night she talked to the Sun newspaper and admitted that during their 18-month affair, she and Tiger would have sex in his house, and even in the bed that he shared with his wife.

Jamie said they began their secret affair in June 2005, after Tiger introduced himself in a club at the exclusive Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas.
Within hours he wooed Jamie back to his hotel room for sex.
It came just eight months after he wed Swede Elin Nordegren.
Weeks later, Tiger invited her to his family home near Newport Beach, California.
By this time, Jamie had strong feelings for the golfer – and seeing pictures around the house of him with Elin made her unhappy.
She said: “It was heartbreaking. I imagined how she would feel if she knew I was in her house.”
“Later I said to him, ‘I don’t know a whole lot about your marriage situation. I know it is very fresh. I know you just got married. I mean, is it going OK?’ He said, ‘Yes, it’s fine, she’s in Sweden with her family’.”

The next new Tiger Woods cheating story is also from 2005, and it comes from a forum posting on the golf website 4gea.com on August 31, 2005. It states,

Okay, let me preface this by saying that I have no proof of what I am about to say. Therefore I cannot guarantee the accuracy of these claims. I am simply going to relay a story that was told to me last night.

My buddy’s girlfriend told me that her best friend just had an affair with Tiger this past weekend in Las Vegas. She was in the VIP section of Light ( a very exclusive club inside the Bellagio) when one of Tiger’s bodyguards asked her to come meet Tiger. She went over and sat with him, had a few drinks, then left through the back door. Got in Tiger’s limo, and he took her back to his exclusive room behind the MGM Grand.

Now I do know this girl and she is very attractive but not quite on the same level as Elin :-) I do not like spreading rumors like this but I’m fascinated by this story for some reason. I would never think of Tiger as the cheating type, especially since he is still a newlywed. She is a nice, normal girl from what I can tell and this is a pretty outlandish story to make up out of the clear blue sky.

We’ll continue to keep you posted as more of Tiger’s whoring comes to light.