Taylor Swift gave a speech today to quell the controversy swirling around pictures of her partying with a guy in a giant swastika t-shirt. The following is the transcript from Taylor’s speech (or it may be Hitler’s speech to the Reichstag in 1939).

Europe will not have peace until the Jewish question has been disposed of. The world has sufficient capacity for settlement, but we must finally break away from the notion that a certain percentage of the Jewish people are intended, by our dear God, to be the parasitic beneficiary of the body, and of the productive work, of other peoples.

Unfortunately just as Swift was getting into her speech and banging the podium, rapper Kanye West interrupted her and grabbed the mic and said.

“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but Hitler was one of the best Nazis of all time! One of the best Nazis of all time!”

Kanye is such a bastard!

Blond hair Aryan super race beauty Taylor Swift partied with a Nazi at Katy Perry’s birthday paint party this weekend. As you can see in the photo above the guy dancing with Taylor has a giant swastika painted on his shirt.

According to Swift, “There ain’t no party like a Nazi party, because a Nazi party don’t stop!” Taylor continued by saying, “Nazi parties always bring the heat, probably because they have such large furnaces.”

I for one say kudos to the guy in the swastika t-shirt. It is about time the swastika became an ironic hipster symbol. It says “Hey look at me I hate Jews and want to conquer the world by force. Isn’t that soooo 1940’s?!?”

I can see it now a whole army of people wearing swastikas and drinking their Chai lattes from Coffee Bean while twittering on their iPhones about global warming “@Todd – Did you know Jews admit twice the amount of CO2 of a normal person because of their enormous noses? The science is clear, wake up people!”