Though Natalie Portman uses Jew magic to appear like an attractive and confident woman, when she was onstage at the Golden Globes her inner dork came out.
As the video below clearly shows, like all Jews, Natalie Portman is a mouth breathing dork. I bet she had to take a big spray from her inhaler after this speech.
Actress and Jew Natalie Portman was caught on tape having passionate sex with Ashton Kutcher, and I can not help but feel they did this just to offend us Muslims.
Were do I even begin to tell you what is offensive with this sex scene. For one Natalie Portman just got engaged. Although her fiance is a French ballerina who probably joins getting cuckold, women having sex outside of marriage is still a violation of Sharia Law. Unless of course the husband sells the rights to his wife in which case sex is permitted provided the wife is stoned to death after for committing adultery.
Another offensive aspect to this Portman Kutcher sex scene is that she climbs on top of him and vigorously rides him like a camel. The Qur’an is very clear that the only sexual position that is permitted is doggystyle, because it is the most moral and quite frankly feels the best. Missionary position is only permitted if the woman has injured her back plowing the fields, and even then she must swear not to make eye contact with the man during the act.
Yes this Natalie Portman Ashton Kutcher sex tape is extremely offensive to Muslims. I can not help but feel that this was done intentionally to antagonize us. Well it has worked, expect a fatwa to be issued shortly. Allahu Akbar!
Natalie Portman was caught on video touching herself in her bedroom.
Since Natalie is part Jew this should come as no surprise. Jews are notorious onanists. If they can not keep their filthy Jew hands off other people’s land and money, they definitely can not keep them off their own disgusting genitals.
Natalie Portman is probably thinking about Israel’s illegal occupation of Palestine while fiddling her bean in the video below. I’m pretty sure I heard her moan something about the West Bank under her breathe.
Yes not only is Natalie Portman a covetous Jew, she is also a chronic masturbator. While there is no known cure for being a Jew, the whole masturbation thing can be taken care of easily with a quick circumcision of the clit.
Let us hope Natalie Portman gets her clit chopped off before she learns that the Jews caused the recession and stole trillions of dollars because if not she’ll never be able to stop finger banging her Jew hole to the thought of all that stolen Jew money. Allahu Akbar!
Natalie Portman has a gay bastard child in the oven. Apparently, the wretched Zionist was not content with spreading lesbian propaganda via her films, and decided the best course of action was conceiving a child out of wedlock. As the Hadith teaches us, conceiving out of wedlock all but assures the child will be born a homosexual. As if to leave nothing to chance, the father of the child is a French ballet dancer.
As you’ll remember, Natalie started her acting career later in life at the age of thirteen. I can’t help but wonder what might have happened if she would have spent her pre-teen years landing a husband instead of looking for acting gigs. Perhaps she could have avoided the sinful path she is currently on. To be honest, her clan’s elders are equally at fault. I hope they will do the right thing by selling the child into slavery and stoning Natalie in the town square.
The preceding note was from my client and CelebJihad.com founder, Jibril “Jimmy” Jihad, who is currently being interrogated at a secret CIA facility somewhere in Eastern Europe.
Marty Platinum
J.D. Candidate
The Oxnard School of Law and Therapeutic Massage
We have just received this incredible lesbian sex video of actresses Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis from some movie called “Black Swan”.
As you can see in the video below Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis are obviously both in heat as they kiss and paw at each others bodies. Mila Kunis then drops down and starts licking away at Natalie’s cunt much to her delight.
According to the script this scene just called for a friendly hug and light peck on the cheek, but when heathen lesbo girls like Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis get together they can not resist their primal urges.
In fact according to our sources the director had to turn the hose on the actresses and even then they continued dyking out for a good 15 minutes.
Yes Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis love having hot lesbian sex as the video above shows. Their sexual chemistry is immoral and dangerous yet oddly I can not stop viewing the video. Allah please forgive me!
Natalie Portman shows her little ass while wearing a thong in her new snuff film “Lake Cooter 2: Backdoor Banging”.
Obviously Natalie Portman is only showing her ass in this movie to distract the public from the atrocities being committed by the Israeli state against the good people of Palestine. Being a Jewess Natalie Portman must feel it is her duty to do whatever she can to allow Israel to continue killing Palestinian babies and harvesting their organs to fuel their Jew diamond mines.
Nice try Natalie Portman but your tight little Jew ass is not nearly impressive enough to distract me from… umm… something… starts with a J… oh yeah that’s right Jihading!
So fellow Celeb Jihadists when viewing these pictures of Natalie Portman’s butt in a thong do not forget that she is the enemy, and Palestine must be liberated from their Zionist oppressors.
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What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.
However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.
Al Gore
Carrie Fisher
Dane Cook
David Letterman
Gary Coleman
George Foreman
Heath Ledger
Jude Law
Keira Knightley
Kelsey Grammer
Kevin Bacon
Kevin Spacey
Lance Armstrong
Larry King
Madonna
Minnie Driver
Natalie Portman
Nick Cage
Orlando Bloom
Penelope Cruz
Sigourney Weaver
Tom Cruise
Tori Spelling
Wesley Snipes
Will Smith
Winona Ryder
