Victoria’s Secret model and Orlando Bloom’s bang toy Miranda Kerr posed naked for the upcoming issue of GQ magazine.

What the hell did Orlando Bloom ever do to deserve to plow Miranda Kerr every night. Sure those elf and pirate movies he was in were pretty good, but it is not like he is a Jihadist who writes for a mildly popular celebrity gossip site or anything. Besides with that baby face I sincerely doubt Orlando can grow a proper beard.

Miranda Kerr needs to be with someone more fanatical and exponentially more hairy like myself. She could run her finger’s through my back hair and make me purr like a wild cat! Then we could go at it for like 15 minutes before I leave her covered in my sweat and unsatisfied. So if anyone out there knows Miranda Kerr pass it along that I am interested… but don’t make me sound desperate!

Here are the naked pictures of Miranda Kerr in GQ magazine.

TMZ has reportedly found a picture from the 1950’s of John F. Kennedy on a boat filled with naked women. The picture shows two naked women jumping off the boat (presumably to escape), and two more naked women sunning on the top deck (presumably too frozen by fear to attempt an escape). Just below the top deck John F. Kennedy is lying sunning himself, and preparing his mind for the insane amount of wild sex to come.

Professor Jeff Sedlik, a forensic photo expert, says the print appears to be authentic. Sedlik says the photo is printed on paper consistent with what was used in the 1950s. The emulsion on the surface of the print has numerous cracks the result of aging, handling, and beating off too.

There are numerous articles and books on John F. Kennedy which mention a Mediterranean boating trip that he took in August, 1956, with his brother Ted Kennedy and Senator George Smathers. It was rumored that they entertained a number of women on the yacht, as Ted Kennedy entertained a number of whiskeys in his liver.

Jackie Kennedy was pregnant at the time, so John was looking to get some strange pink to stick it in. Ironically Jackie was rushed to the hospital while JFK was on the sex boat. Doctors performed an emergency C-section, but the infant was stillborn. If John would have just waited a week he could have plowed his wife when she got home from the hospital.

One of Tiger Woods’ many many whores, Jamie Junger is trying to sell naked pictures of Tiger to various media outlets. Tiger’s attorneys have obtained an order prohibiting any papers from publishing naked pictures of Tiger Woods.

Jamie Jungers told her relatives that she took pictures of the golfing great while he was naked in a hotel room! In an explosive new interview, Susan Minor, Jamie’s maternal aunt, said her niece told her about the affair and claimed to have taken naked pictures of Tiger.

“She told me that she had taken pictures of Tiger Woods naked while he was passed out drunk on her cell phone. Jamie said she was going to take the pictures to the tabloids if something happens between her and Tiger, if they break up. I thought go for it, if you’ve got them go for it”

Among the pictures of Tiger Jamie Junger claims to have is one of the golfer spread eagle displaying his well manscaped taint. Bids from all the large taint related magazines have already started pouring in, including from the top dog of the industry, “The Taints Quarterly Review”.

Poor Tiger Woods he spent his whole life trying to maintain some level of privacy. He slips up ONE time by banging 20 to 30 whores behind his wife’s back, and now he is going to have his taint shown to all the world. Where is the justice in that?

Lindsay Lohan posed almost completely naked in these pictures and video from Muse Magazine.

The photo spread is titled “A Day In The Life: Lindsay Lohan” and appears to depict an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan. That is to say a drug fueled threesome in a hotel room.

I don’t know if this video and pictures were shot to fulfill some court ordered anti-drug community service PSA stemming from Lindsay Lohan’s DUI arrest, but they sure do a hell of a job convincing me to stay off drugs. Honestly this video is like watching a bunch of homeless people wrestling over a crack rock… that is to say VERY erotic.

Here is the video of a naked Lindsay Lohan rolling around with a guy and girl.

Here are the pictures of a topless Lindsay Lohan in Muse Magazine.

Here is some exclusive behind the scenes footage of Rachel Bilson shooting a nude sex scene for her new movie.

Though the director claims to be using a body double for the nude portions of this scene I am not convinced. Either this body double has the exact same body as Rachel, or she went through with the nude scene and just pretended she did not.

Either way this video is ridiculously hot, so be prepared to become extremely aroused!

After years of paying her dues doing tickle porn and taking her clothes off for minor adult websites (and lets face it probably any guy who drove a nice enough car) Joanna Krupa finally made a name for herself by getting on the ABC show “Dancing With The Stars”.

Like many of the “celebrities” on “Dancing With The Stars” Joanna leveraged her appearance on the show to obtain her dream job in the entertainment industry, Playboy model.

Joanna Krupa poses naked in the December issue of Playboy. The pictures are below. I think we all can take a moment to enjoy one woman’s dream finally coming true.

After lying and denying it was her, Carrie Prejean has now finally admitted that she once made a tape of herself masturbating. Well apparently that isn’t the whole truth either.

Reports are now coming out that there are 8 sex tape of Carrie Prejean, all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her own body in an alluring manner. Carrie can be heard moaning on a few of the tapes.

There are also at least 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

As soon as these leak to the Internet we will be posting them… well maybe not right away, we may have to “review” them for a few hours first. I thank Allah that my penis doesn’t have ears, so I don’t care how stupid this chick is.