Proud Muslim superstar M.I.A. crashed the halftime show at the Super Bowl and gave the American people the finger.

As you can see in the photo above taken at halftime during the Super Bowl, M.I.A. (Muslimina Infiltrating America) totally upstaged the old hag and Zionist shill Madonna by giving the finger to the millions of fat American slobs sitting at home watching the game.

What a credit M.I.A. is to the Muslim religion! Not only does she do an hilarious impression of a kuffar “urban” woman rapping, but she uses this talent to infiltrate infidel culture and tell the American devils to go f*ck themselves. M.I.A. truly is an inspiration to Muslims everywhere. Allahu Akbar!

After losing to the New England Patriots on Sunday, Denver Broncos’ quarterback and devout Christian Tim Tebow is reportedly now questioning his faith in the Jew God Jesus.

After completing a remarkable run in which the Broncos won 6 straight games in miracle fashion, Tebow appeared to be receiving some divine intervention. However, even with Jesus on his side, Tebow and the Broncos came up short against the Patriots, and now Tebow is wondering if he didn’t back the wrong God.

Tebow is reportedly considering switching his allegiance to Islam. According to a source, “Tebow just believes that the Christian God can only take him so far, and going into the playoffs he is going to need a stronger and more masculine God on his side if he is going to win it all”.

Obviously us Muslims would welcome Tim Tebow into our faith as he is a great athlete and his enormous arms could easily crush many a Jew skull. If Tebow does the right thing and converts to Islam I will guarantee that Allah will smite those who oppose him and he will win the Super Bowl. Allahu Akbar!

In a attempt to attract a Muslim man, newly converted Muslimina Jennifer Love Hewitt has grown a handsome mustache greatly improving her appearance.

As you can see in the photo above, Jennifer Love Hewitt has never looked better as she removed the head covering of her burka to reveal facial hair that would drive any red-blooded Muslim man wild.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is making a strong case with this mustache that she may still in fact be marriage material. Of course she is far too old to consider breeding with, but she could easily conduct the duties of a 3rd wife, particularly the licking of the ball sac, as her mustache would feel quite pleasing brushing against my taint.

As you can see in the photo above actress and unwed shrew Jennifer Love Hewitt has finally seen the light, rejected the false Jew God Jesus, and accepted Allah as her lord and master by covering her body and face with a burka.

Jennifer Love Hewitt joins Miley Cyrus and Hayden Panettiere as the only stars in all of heathen Hollywood with enough sense to convert to the one true religion, Islam.

Now that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Muslim she will soon find meaning in her pathetic excuse for a life. In the past she has shown promise with her ample bosom, and she may find work as a concubine to a virile Muslim man. However, Love Hewitt must not get her hopes up that a Muslim will take her as one of his wives as she is clearly well past her prime. Allahu Akbar!

The Zionist mainstream media is once again attacking devout Muslim, singer, and actress Miley Cyrus. This time it is over comments she made at her birthday party in which she referred to herself as a “stoner”.

Of course Miley Cyrus is a stoner, every good Muslim is! I’m sure Miley Cyrus has stoned many an infidel whore with all the time she spends in Los Angeles, and no doubt afterwards she relaxes with some fine hashish as is the custom.

Do not let the Jews get you down Miley. The Islamic community is 100% behind you and your stoner ways.

Newly converted Muslim Hayden Panettiere is loving Islamic life as you can see in this picture of her dancing in a burka.

Hayden Panettiere isn’t afraid to cut loose and shake her tail feather because she is secure in the knowledge that he impish body is completely concealed under a proper green burka.

Of course Hayden is probably in a dancing mood because she has captured 2 infidel dykes (pictured on either side of her) which she will be stoning to death shortly. As Hayden Panettiere is finding out the life of a righteous Muslim is extremely satisfying. Allahu Akbar!

Good news! Actress Hayden Panettiere has finally seen the error of her heathen ways and converted to Islam. As you can see in the photo above Hayden Panettiere is currently riding a camel through the dessert to Mecca to prostrate herself before the Kaaba for her sins.

Hayden will then offer herself up as a concubine to a powerful Muslim man, and if she is lucky enough to be chosen she will spend the rest of her days servicing him to make up for the considerable amount of sin she took part in while working for the Zionist controlled entertainment machine. However, if she is not picked she will be sent to the salt mines to toil away, and die a painful lonely death.

This is truly a glorious time for Hayden Panettiere as she welcomes Allah as her lord and master. Allahu Akbar!

Many infidel men like to tell me that the reason they do not require their women to wear the burka is because it is “not sexy”, and that they enjoy looking at the sex organs of random whores.

Of course I tell them that they are blasphemers against Islam, and that a woman’s feminine parts are shameful and disgusting. However, what infidel men also fail to realize is that a woman is much sexier when she is wearing a burka.

Take for example this holy Muslim eye porn from my personal collection that I have shared below. It is much sexier than any filthy hardcore kuffar porn.

Hopefully this eye porn will motivate infidel men to get their whore women under control, and have them wear the burka. You do not have to see a woman’s labia hanging out for her to look sexy. Allahu Akbar!

Norweigan terrorist Anders Breivik has the full support of not only Celeb Jihad, but the entire Islamic Jihadist community. Anders is actually quite astute when he ranted against the “Islamic colonization of Europe” as that is exactly what we are doing!

European infidel men have long feared Islamic colonization because they know that the Muslim man’s manhood is much larger, and our seed is far more potent than their own (this was the real reason for the crusades). With our vastly superior penis size and masculine sex appeal it is simply a matter of time before us Muslims breed with all the desirable European women.

As Anders Breivik realized, Islam will soon conquer all of Europe, and the streets will run red with the blood of the infidel. However, first the vaginal canal and fallopian tubes of Europe’s women will run white with the semen of virile Muslim men. The only thing left for the effeminate European dweebs (like Anders Breivik) to do is to get angry and shoot as many of their fellow country men as possible in the hopes of impressing us enough that we won’t come f*ck their women.

By Muhammad’s beard this is shocking news! Noted drug addicted, lesboqueer, and bitch Lindsay Lohan has seen the light and converted to Islam!

As you can see in the photo above Lindsay Lohan’s “road to Damascus” moment came while out clubbing in Hollywood last night. Lindsay was overcome by the power of Allah and dropped to her knees and started praying to him right on the sidewalk. By the smile on her face you can tell she now understands the joy of accepting Allah as her lord and master, and will be reforming her former degenerate heathen ways.

Lindsay Lohan joins fellow celebrities Miley Cyrus and Sarah Shahi as the only devout Muslims in Zionist controlled Hollywood. Let us hope she shows the same level of commitment to Allah that they have shown. Allahu Akbar!